Sailor Moon One-shots
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)
"Just a little more and we'll be there before Haruna-sensei for once!" Minako said as she and her princess ran to school, both of them very close to running late. Thankfully as long as they got to the classroom before their teacher did, then they weren't considered late.
"I don't think so." Usagi said pointing to the front of the school where they could see their teacher walking up the steps to the door now. Apparently she had heard them stampeding down the street and turned to look at them. Raising her arm, Haruna tapped her watch and smirked at the two blonds before turning and entering the building.
"Crap. We're never gonna beat her there now." Minako said scowling as she and Usagi skidded to stop just at the side of the building.
"Maybe we can. That's our classroom window right?" Usagi asked pointing to one of the windows on the fifth floor of the building above them, making Minako look up and nod.
"Well…it's a good thing we've been taking those free-style climbing course with Suna-chan then. Let's go Mina-chan!" Usagi said grinning as she adjusted her bag and then just began to scale the building, making Minako look at her princess in disbelief.
"Oh fuck it what could it hurt? Think Setsuna-san knew we'd do this?" Minako asked shrugging and following her princess up the side of the building, causing more than a few people at the windows they were passing and on the street to gape in shock.
"This is Suna-chan we're talking about." Usagi said pausing long enough to give her almost twin a look. Of course Setsuna knew. She was probably on the street or across the way on another building videotaping this knowing her.
"Fair point." Minako admitted with a sheepish smile as the two of them continued to climb until they reached the window.
"Hey can someone let us in?" Usagi asked tapping on the window and watching as one boy looked over and nearly lost his jaw to the ground.
"What the hell you two?" Makoto asked in disbelief and amusement as she opened the window, letting the two blonds roll into the room and pop up in their desks as if they hadn't done anything important or big.
"Yes! Barely made it!" Usagi cheered just a few seconds before Haruna walked into the room sipping her coffee. Said coffee ended up nearly shot across the room via spit take when Haruna heard Usagi's voice and saw the two blonds sitting in their desks as if they had been there for the last few minutes.
"You two? How did?" Haruna blabbered a bit as she stared at the two of them in disbelief and confusion.
"Suna-chan invited us to learn how to freestyle climb with her." Usagi said as if that explained everything and making Ami pinch the bridge of her nose and breath deeply.
"You do realize that this classroom is on the fifth floor right?" Makoto asked in disbelief as she stared at her friends who both nodded happily.
"What's so surprising? Seriously you guys know me and do you really think Mina-chan would have let me do it on my own?" Usagi asked looking at her classmates confused, especially the other two senshi.
"Can I snap a picture of the others faces when we tell them about this later princess?" Minako asked grinning as she thought of the look of horror and shock and disbelief that was sure to be on Haruka and Rei's faces at the 'reckless' move they had just pulled.
"You! Will you stop doing that?!" A security guard shouted as he barged into the room pointing at Usagi who just grinned innocently at him.
"…Stop doing that? You've done this more than once Usa-hime?" Makoto asked while Ami seemed to have developed a twitch.
"Yeah me and Mina need to practice our skills ya know! It's not that hard to free climb." Usagi said as if it were nothing serious while Haruna slumped down in her chair in disbelief and a bit of shock.
"You mean to tell me that you two just free climbed up the side of the school to the fifth floor and that this isn't the first time you've done something like that?" Haruna asked in disbelief as she looked at the two blonds who looked at her as if she were the dumb one.
"Of course. Why would we try doing this for the first time here of all places? It's nice not to be late for once but I'm not going to let my princess do something that could hurt her badly over something silly as tardiness!" Minako said giving the teacher a weird look while Makoto paused and then nodded slowly at that. Yeah Minako would never let Usagi get hurt over something that silly.
"Mina wouldn't have let me do it if there was any risk of us falling. She's protective like that." Usagi said nodding in agreement and making Minako lean forward from her seat behind Usagi and nuzzle her princess.
"Of course I am princess. You're mine and I love you after all." Minako said casually, causing most of the class to gape at the casual confession, while Usagi just giggled when Minako brushed up against the side of her neck.
"I love you too Mina, just like I love the others but stop that! You know I'm ticklish!" Usagi said squirming to get away from her bodyguard who just grinned and began brushing her nose up against the neck more.
"Oh? If you don't want me to tickle then maybe I should just bite and leave my mark on you." Minako said before proceeding to lightly bite down on Usagi's neck, causing the rest of the class to gape or fall out of their desks or blush brightly while Usagi just squirmed and giggled some more.
"Mina stop it!" Usagi said playfully trying to push her friend off of her neck, making the other blond pout slightly.
"We can have fun after school Mina, but we need to ace the test on Friday so we gotta pay attention now." Usagi said making Minako pout but then brighten up happily at the mention of fun.
"Oh? Does that mean I get to play with you like usual?" Minako asked making the others blush even redder while Makoto looked ready to pout at not being invited, Ami's eyebrow was twitching horribly by now.
"Sure! Are we going to be at my house or yours?" Usagi asked innocently while Haruna's head hit the desk in front of her, her face as red as her hair.
"Maybe we can invite Makoto or the others and play at the Outers house…or the Shrine." Minako said grinning deviously, she knew exactly what was running through the others brains at the moment.
"But Rei said we can't play like that at the Shrine anymore. Something about that being holy ground." Usagi pointed out, oblivious to what the others were thinking.
"Then we can just go hang out with the Outers and have them play with us. You know Haruka-san and Setsuna-san would never deny you princess." Minako said making a few of the class develop nosebleeds or pass out.
"Yeah but Ruka prefers to go too fast and Suna likes to act all stand offish around you and the others you know. She gets embarrassed easily." Usagi said her mind completely in the PG category…everyone elses…well it's more in the R or XXX category at the moment.
"What about Michiru-san or Hotaru-san?" Minako asked her grin near maniac as she fought the urge to cackle. Oh this was so much fun, and it'd keep others away from her princess.
"Chiru prefers to stay in the pool or water, you know that. She says she likes being wet all the time since she loves swimming so much, and 'Taru just goes along with what Suna or Ruka does." Usagi said making even Makoto blush bright red at the thoughts that ran through her mind.
"What about our dear little priestess Rei? For a shrine maiden she's not much of a cool soul." Minako was having a hard time fighting her cackles as more and more people went down with nosebleeds.
"Of course not. Rei-chan loves being hot and heat and all." Usagi was still completely oblivious.
"Hey Ami-chan Mako-chan do you want to join us? Ami can hold the camera since she prefers to watch and record while Mako helps with the food and joins in! It's always better with more friends and snacks!" Usagi said smiling brightly at her two friends, Ami's entire face red while Makoto was burying her face in her hands at the moment.
Minako promptly busted out cackling as more than half the class were knocked out with nosebleeds.
"What's wrong with everyone? Why are they all bleeding?" Usagi asked confused.
"Princess do you know what you were just alluding to?" Makoto asked looking at Usagi as if begging her to end her suffering.
"Video games of course. What else would we be talking about?" Usagi asked confused at the question, Haruna began to repeatedly bang her head on her desk at this while Minako's cackles rang throughout the school.
Makoto fell out of her desk in shock at Ami's response to everything as the blue haired genius just pinched the bridge of her nose harder and screwed up her eyes.
"God damnitt Usagi!"
