Jackie: Yay! We're back! I don't own YGO!!

Bakura: ....I feel like I should say something insulting but I can't think of anything.

Yami: *points at Bakura and laughs* HAHAHA you've run out of insults!!!

Everyone: *points at Bakura and laughs*

Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!

Everyone: *still laughing*

Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *still laughing*

Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!

Everyone: *still laughing*

Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!

Everyone: *still laughing*

Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!

Everyone: *still laughing*

Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!

Everyone: *still laughing*

Jackie: Err....anyway back to the story!

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Our valient heroes are still valiently trying to reach civilization (YMerik: I'm warning you, you little screwed up demented f@@kin idiotic 'I have no life' authoress!) After 5 minutes of walking...

Joey: I'm tired.

Mai: Shut up!

20 minutes later...

Joey: I'm tired!

Bakura: *growls* Shut up!

YMerik: *wakes up* HEY KAIBA GET OFF ME!

Seto: Fine by me. *dumps YMerik on the ground*

YMerik: *growls*

Isis: *panting* Geez I never realized how heavy my bag was.

Yami: I'll help you with it!

Bakura: No! *pushes Yami out of the way* Here, I'll take it. *grabs her bag*

Isis: Thank you Bakura, you're such a gentleman. *kisses him on the cheek*

Bakura: *blushes*

Yami: *growls*

Bakura: *behind Isis's back sticks out his tongue at Yami*

Joey: I'm tired!

Bakura: SHUT UP YOU WORTHLESS BLONDE-HAIRED IDIOT! *points his ring at him*

Serenity: Don't talk to my brother like that! Seto, do something!

Seto: *looks at ring apprehensively* Err...

Joey: *shuts up*

10 minutes later...

Joey: When do we stop? I'm tired!!!!!

YMerik: SHUT UP YOU PATHETIC MORTAL! I'M GOING TO SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM! *rod glows*

Bakura: Wait...NO THAT'S MY LINE!

YMerik: Too bad.

Bakura: I GET TO SEND HIM TO THE SHADOW REALM!

YMerik: NO ME!

Bakura: Okay let's decide this fairly...rock paper scissors?

YMerik: Fine!

Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!

*both get rock*

Everyone: *sweatmarks*

Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!

*both get rock*

Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!

*both get rock*

Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!

*both get rock*

Bakura: Do something besides rock you jackass!

YMerik: You do something different than rock tomb robber!

Bakura: Fine, we'll play rock paper scissors to decide who doesn't play rock.

Everyone: *animated fall*

Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!

*both get rock*

Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!

*both get rock*

Yami: BY ALL THE COMBINED POWERS OF RA AND OSIRIS STOP!!!!!

Bakura & YMerik: *sulks*

10 minutes later...

Isis: Hey, is that a town up ahead?

Tea: Yeah! It must be!

Joey: Thank god, I'm tired!

Tristin: We know already! I've been carrying this psycho *still carrying Merik* around the whole time, and he weighs a lot!

Duke: What time is it?

Seto: *looks at watch* Uh...3 o'clock.

Joey: *starts crying* I MISSED LUNCH!!! WAAAAAH!!

Everyone: *sweatmark*

Seto: Stop crying, you're pathetic!

Serenity: He's not pathetic!

Yugi: Come on Joey get up, you can get something to eat soon, the town is only 5 minutes away.

Joey: *sniffs* Okay Yugi.

5 minutes later they entered the town which from reading the sign in French Seto said was Caen.

Tea: Ooh! Let's go see the Abbaye-aux-Hommes!

Bakura: Let's not.

Mai: Can we put our stuff down somewhere first?

Ryou: Yeah, I'm about to collapse! *panting*

Seto: We can go to that hotel *points to a building*

Inside...

Manager: Bienvenu à l'Hôtel de Rosery! Comment peux-je vous aider?

Yami: Er...what did he just say?

Isis: Wow this is so cool, I can understand some words he's saying! He said welcome to the Rosery Hotel...and...I don't know what else.

Seto: Pouvons-nous avoir une salle seulement pour le jour?

Bakura: Kaiba you idiot translate!

Seto: I just asked him if we could have a room for the day, you know just to dump our stuff in while we go out.

Manager: Le monsieur sûr, la salle douze au deuxième étage. (For your convinience I will be providing a translation...sorry if I make a mistake! Sure sir, room twelve on the second floor.) *hands Seto a key*

Seto: Remercie. (Thanks.) *to everyone* Come on!

They all go up to their room and dump their things.

Joey: Okay let's get something to eat!

Mai: I though you were tired?

Joey: Well now I'm hungry!

Isis: Can we go sightseeing?

Merik *wakes up* Who knocked me out?

Seto: *sweatmark* Uh...Bakura!

Bakura: What?! You filthy rotten lying...

Merik: *punches Bakura*

Isis: Don't do that Merik! *grabs Merik*

Merik: Get off me! *shakes off Isis*

Bakura: You'll pay for that! *lunges at Merik held back by Seto and Duke*

Tea: Can't you guys last a minute without trying to beat up each other?

Isis: If you don't stop fighting I'm going to send you off to an all-boys boarding school!

Merik: *gasps* You wouldn't!

Isis: *smirks* I would! You forget I have complete legal power over you. *laughs evily*

Merik: But...an all boys boarding school...that is just too evil! No hot girls!!!

Isis: *grins*

Merik: *falls down on his knees* I swear I'll behave!

Isis: You'd better. *to Mai* I wonder why I didn't think of this sooner?

Joey: Enough of the talk, can we get something to eat?

Bambi: Yeah I'm really hungry.

Seto: I saw a restaurant across the street we can go to.

They all walked across the street to a restaurant called Moonbeam.

Yami: We can't all fit at one booth, we'll have to split up. Both booths are right next to each other so we can still talk.

Isis: I'll sit at this one. *points to the first one*

Bakura: I'll sit next to you!

Yami: So will I!

Isis: Er...

Tea: Yugi, Mai, come sit with me at this one. *sits down at the other booth*

Mai: Sure.

Joey: I'll sit next to you Mai!

Seto: Then I'm sitting at the other one. *sits at the first booth*

Serenity: So will I then.

Bambi: Yugi *shyly* can I sit next to you?

Yugi: *blushes* Sure.

Tristin: *glares at Yugi* I'll sit there too.

Duke: I'll sit on the other side of you Bambi. Hey Merik, come sit here!

Merik: *surprised* Uh, okay.

Tristin: Why'd you ask him to sit here?

Duke: Cause then his yami is stuck at the other table.

Tristin: Good move! *high fives Duke*

They all opened up their menus.

Bakura: What the hell...? This is an Indian restaurant!

Joey: Why is there an Indian restaurant in France?

Tristin: You idiot! That's like asking why there's a pizza place in England!

Joey: *pauses* Why is there a pizza place in England?

Everyone: *sweatmarks*

Yami: I had Indian food once when I was on a campaign. *pauses* I threw up the next morning.

Serenity: Er...that's great Yami.

Isis: I think Indian food's good.

Mai: Joey what do you think you're going to get?

Joey: Hmm...probably two orders of Chicken Tikka Masala.

Seto: I don't think you want to do that, Indian food is very spicy.

Joey: *glares* Your point Mr. Moneybags? I love spicy food.

Waitress: *walks up to the first booth* Bon après-midi! Vous avez choisi vos ordres pourtant? (Good afternoon! Have you decided on your orders yet?)

Seto: Are you guys ready?

Isis: I think so.

Bakura: I am. How about you pharaoh?

Yami: Of course I am idiot tomb robber!

Seto: *to waitress* Oui. J'aurai le Samosa de Légume.

Serenity: What are you getting?

Seto: Vegetable Samosa.

YMerik: Yuck!

Isis: Uh, I think I'm saying this right... J'aurai le Tikka de Poulet. (I'll have the Chicken Tikka.)

Seto: Everyone tell me your orders.

The waitress stood confused as everyone pointed what they wanted on their menus to Seto and he ordered in French.

Waitress: Tout de suite le monsieur. (Right away sir.) *walks off*

Tristin: So Kaiba, would you mind explaining to me how we're going to get out of this town without a car?

Seto: We can always rent one, I'm sure there's a place in town.

Tea: First we have to go sightseeing!!

Duke: What's up with you and going sightseeing?

Tea: It's a tradition! *puts her hands to her heart* Whenever I go anywhere I have to make sure I see everything before I leave!

Bakura: *raises eyebrows* Has anyone ever told you that you're f%cked up?

Yami: Shut up tomb robber!

Bakura: You shouldn't be talking gay pharaoh!

Yami: I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!

Bakura: *snorts*

Yami: Okay you asked for it you crapweasel! *lunges at Bakura but since Isis is in between them instead falls on her lap*

Seto, Merik, YMerik & Bakura: *laughs*

Yami: *confused* What just happened?

Isis: Uh, Yami could you get off me please?

Yami: What? Oh sorry Isis! *sits up again, glares at Bakura*

Ryou: *daydreaming* Do you think they have any watermelons here?

Yugi: What?

Tea: Uh, I didn't see any on the menu...

Ryou: *sighs* I haven't had a watermelon forever.

Serenity: Er...that's nice Ryou...

Joey: Tristin, dare me to see how many ice cubes I can stick in my mouth at once!

Mai: Oh god. *buries her face in her hands*

Tristin: Okay! I dare you to see how many ice cubes you can stuff in your mouth at once!

Joey: *grins* You're on! *begins putting ice cubes from his water into his mouth*

Seto: Why am I surrounded by idiots?

Tea: Joey we're in a restaurant!

Joey: *mumbles while still stuffing ice cubes in his mouth*

Yugi: Uh...anyway so Bambi how come you were never with Duke before?

Bambi: Well I've been studying abroad in Norway the past year.

Mai: Really?

Bambi: *nods*

Tea: Wow, your high school lets you do that? That's so awesome!

Ryou: *nervously* It must have been really amazing in Norway.

Bambi: Oh yeah, but it was really cold too.

Merik: Well what do you expect it's frickin Scandinavia!

Ryou: So can you speak fluent Norwegian?

Bambi: Basically.

Tristin: Hey Joey how many have you got so far?

Joey: *mouth bulging with ice cubes holds up five fingers*

Tirstin: Five? That's all? You can do better than that!

Joey: *glares at Tristin but still stuffs ice cubes in his mouth*

Mai: *looks disgusted, to Bambi* So can you say 'Joey's an idiot' in Norwegian?

Joey: *scowls at Mai*

Bambi: *giggles* Joey er en idiot.

Yugi: That's weird, idiot's the same word in Norwegian.

Bambi: A lot of words are like that. Sexy in most languages including Norwegian is just 'sexy' with a weird accent.

Bakura: How do you say, 'Yami is a complete shit headed gay idiot'?

Yami: *goes red* Bakura you're asking for it!

Isis: Bakura!

Bambi: *giggles* Yami er en komplett dritt ført munter idiot.

Tristin: *laughs*

Joey: *moans*

Duke: How many have you got now?

Joey: *raises nine fingers*

Serenity: Oh my god Joey how can you fit that many into your mouth?

Joey: *shakes his head, eyes watering*

Mai: Uh, Joey I think you'd better take them out before you-

But Mai never finished her sentence since ice cubes went zooming out of Joey's mouth all over the place, one, unfortunetly for Joey, hitting Bakura in the head.

Tristin: *covers his head* AHHH! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER ICE CUBES!!

Bakura: WHAT THE F@@K WAS THAT?!? *gets up red in the face*

Joey: Er...nothing? *backs as far away from Bakura as possible*

Yugi: Leave us out of this! *gets out of the seat with Tea & Mai as Bakura gets up facing Joey*

Joey: *panicking* Uh - uh - sorry Bakura?

Bakura: *walks towards Joey* YOU STUPID ASS MORTAL! YOU ALMOST RUINED MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!! *grabs the ice cube off his hair and throws it at Joey*

YMerik: Haha front seats to a blood bath!

Joey: *wimpering in the corner* SOMEBODY HELP ME HE'S GONNA KILL ME!!

Seto: *laughs* That's right, cower like the little dog you are!

Bakura: HOW DARE YOU! *grabs Joey*

Isis: Bakura stop!

Bakura: *releases Joey* Why?

Isis: Uh...do it as a favor to me Bakura!

Merik: *smirks* Great reason!

Bakura: *flushes* Okay Isis. *to Joey menacingly* But the next time you even touch me, you're ass'll be in the shadow realm before you can yell help! *growls and sits back down next to Isis*

Tea: *sits back down with Yugi & Mai* Wow, he listened to Isis!

Waitress: *comes back with 3 other waitresses carrying their food* Voici votre monsieur de nourriture. (Here is your food sir.)

Seto: Remercie. (Thanks.)

Joey: *rubs his hands together greedily* Yum yum yum Chicken Tikka Masala! *starts eating*

YMerik & Bakura: *open their beers* Cheers! *drink*

Joey: *starts hyperventalating*

Yugi: What's wrong Joey?

Joey: Water! Water! *drinks his whole water*

Mai: What?

Joey: WATER! *lunges at Mai and grabs her water*

Mai: AHH!

Tea: Jesus you can have mine too!

Joey: *drinks Yugi & Tea's water* AHHHHHH!!! WATER!!! *runs all the way to the ocean and drinks it all up*

Fisherman in the middle of the Atlantic suddenly without water: What the f&&&&n hell?!

Joey: Aaaah! *goes back into restaurant*

Seto: *laughs* I told you it was hot!

Joey: *grunts*

They continued eating and then decided to go sightseeing.

Seto: Hold on while the rest of you go sightseeing someone will have to go with me to rent the cars, we won't be able to fit in one anymore.

Yugi: Yami why don't you go with him?

Yami: And leave the maniac *points to Bakura* alone with Isis? I don't think so!

Serenity: I'll go with you.

Joey: Woah! No way! I'll go!

Seto: *groans* Fine. We'll meet up at the hotel room in two hours. Okay?

Tea: Fine.

They split up, Seto and Joey going further into town to try to rent some cars, and the rest of them heading for the Abbaye-aux-Hommes, led energetically by Tea.

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Jackie: What will happen when the gang goes sight-seeing? And will Joey and Seto end up killing

each other? Stay tuned for the next chapie! ^_^