Jackie: Yay! We're back! I don't own YGO!!
Bakura: ....I feel like I should say something insulting but I can't think of anything.
Yami: *points at Bakura and laughs* HAHAHA you've run out of insults!!!
Everyone: *points at Bakura and laughs*
Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!
Everyone: *still laughing*
Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *still laughing*
Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!
Everyone: *still laughing*
Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!
Everyone: *still laughing*
Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!
Everyone: *still laughing*
Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!
Everyone: *still laughing*
Jackie: Err....anyway back to the story!
~~~~~~~~~~~
Our valient heroes are still valiently trying to reach civilization (YMerik: I'm warning you, you little screwed up demented f@@kin idiotic 'I have no life' authoress!) After 5 minutes of walking...
Joey: I'm tired.
Mai: Shut up!
20 minutes later...
Joey: I'm tired!
Bakura: *growls* Shut up!
YMerik: *wakes up* HEY KAIBA GET OFF ME!
Seto: Fine by me. *dumps YMerik on the ground*
YMerik: *growls*
Isis: *panting* Geez I never realized how heavy my bag was.
Yami: I'll help you with it!
Bakura: No! *pushes Yami out of the way* Here, I'll take it. *grabs her bag*
Isis: Thank you Bakura, you're such a gentleman. *kisses him on the cheek*
Bakura: *blushes*
Yami: *growls*
Bakura: *behind Isis's back sticks out his tongue at Yami*
Joey: I'm tired!
Bakura: SHUT UP YOU WORTHLESS BLONDE-HAIRED IDIOT! *points his ring at him*
Serenity: Don't talk to my brother like that! Seto, do something!
Seto: *looks at ring apprehensively* Err...
Joey: *shuts up*
10 minutes later...
Joey: When do we stop? I'm tired!!!!!
YMerik: SHUT UP YOU PATHETIC MORTAL! I'M GOING TO SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM! *rod glows*
Bakura: Wait...NO THAT'S MY LINE!
YMerik: Too bad.
Bakura: I GET TO SEND HIM TO THE SHADOW REALM!
YMerik: NO ME!
Bakura: Okay let's decide this fairly...rock paper scissors?
YMerik: Fine!
Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!
*both get rock*
Everyone: *sweatmarks*
Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!
*both get rock*
Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!
*both get rock*
Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!
*both get rock*
Bakura: Do something besides rock you jackass!
YMerik: You do something different than rock tomb robber!
Bakura: Fine, we'll play rock paper scissors to decide who doesn't play rock.
Everyone: *animated fall*
Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!
*both get rock*
Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!
*both get rock*
Yami: BY ALL THE COMBINED POWERS OF RA AND OSIRIS STOP!!!!!
Bakura & YMerik: *sulks*
10 minutes later...
Isis: Hey, is that a town up ahead?
Tea: Yeah! It must be!
Joey: Thank god, I'm tired!
Tristin: We know already! I've been carrying this psycho *still carrying Merik* around the whole time, and he weighs a lot!
Duke: What time is it?
Seto: *looks at watch* Uh...3 o'clock.
Joey: *starts crying* I MISSED LUNCH!!! WAAAAAH!!
Everyone: *sweatmark*
Seto: Stop crying, you're pathetic!
Serenity: He's not pathetic!
Yugi: Come on Joey get up, you can get something to eat soon, the town is only 5 minutes away.
Joey: *sniffs* Okay Yugi.
5 minutes later they entered the town which from reading the sign in French Seto said was Caen.
Tea: Ooh! Let's go see the Abbaye-aux-Hommes!
Bakura: Let's not.
Mai: Can we put our stuff down somewhere first?
Ryou: Yeah, I'm about to collapse! *panting*
Seto: We can go to that hotel *points to a building*
Inside...
Manager: Bienvenu à l'Hôtel de Rosery! Comment peux-je vous aider?
Yami: Er...what did he just say?
Isis: Wow this is so cool, I can understand some words he's saying! He said welcome to the Rosery Hotel...and...I don't know what else.
Seto: Pouvons-nous avoir une salle seulement pour le jour?
Bakura: Kaiba you idiot translate!
Seto: I just asked him if we could have a room for the day, you know just to dump our stuff in while we go out.
Manager: Le monsieur sûr, la salle douze au deuxième étage. (For your convinience I will be providing a translation...sorry if I make a mistake! Sure sir, room twelve on the second floor.) *hands Seto a key*
Seto: Remercie. (Thanks.) *to everyone* Come on!
They all go up to their room and dump their things.
Joey: Okay let's get something to eat!
Mai: I though you were tired?
Joey: Well now I'm hungry!
Isis: Can we go sightseeing?
Merik *wakes up* Who knocked me out?
Seto: *sweatmark* Uh...Bakura!
Bakura: What?! You filthy rotten lying...
Merik: *punches Bakura*
Isis: Don't do that Merik! *grabs Merik*
Merik: Get off me! *shakes off Isis*
Bakura: You'll pay for that! *lunges at Merik held back by Seto and Duke*
Tea: Can't you guys last a minute without trying to beat up each other?
Isis: If you don't stop fighting I'm going to send you off to an all-boys boarding school!
Merik: *gasps* You wouldn't!
Isis: *smirks* I would! You forget I have complete legal power over you. *laughs evily*
Merik: But...an all boys boarding school...that is just too evil! No hot girls!!!
Isis: *grins*
Merik: *falls down on his knees* I swear I'll behave!
Isis: You'd better. *to Mai* I wonder why I didn't think of this sooner?
Joey: Enough of the talk, can we get something to eat?
Bambi: Yeah I'm really hungry.
Seto: I saw a restaurant across the street we can go to.
They all walked across the street to a restaurant called Moonbeam.
Yami: We can't all fit at one booth, we'll have to split up. Both booths are right next to each other so we can still talk.
Isis: I'll sit at this one. *points to the first one*
Bakura: I'll sit next to you!
Yami: So will I!
Isis: Er...
Tea: Yugi, Mai, come sit with me at this one. *sits down at the other booth*
Mai: Sure.
Joey: I'll sit next to you Mai!
Seto: Then I'm sitting at the other one. *sits at the first booth*
Serenity: So will I then.
Bambi: Yugi *shyly* can I sit next to you?
Yugi: *blushes* Sure.
Tristin: *glares at Yugi* I'll sit there too.
Duke: I'll sit on the other side of you Bambi. Hey Merik, come sit here!
Merik: *surprised* Uh, okay.
Tristin: Why'd you ask him to sit here?
Duke: Cause then his yami is stuck at the other table.
Tristin: Good move! *high fives Duke*
They all opened up their menus.
Bakura: What the hell...? This is an Indian restaurant!
Joey: Why is there an Indian restaurant in France?
Tristin: You idiot! That's like asking why there's a pizza place in England!
Joey: *pauses* Why is there a pizza place in England?
Everyone: *sweatmarks*
Yami: I had Indian food once when I was on a campaign. *pauses* I threw up the next morning.
Serenity: Er...that's great Yami.
Isis: I think Indian food's good.
Mai: Joey what do you think you're going to get?
Joey: Hmm...probably two orders of Chicken Tikka Masala.
Seto: I don't think you want to do that, Indian food is very spicy.
Joey: *glares* Your point Mr. Moneybags? I love spicy food.
Waitress: *walks up to the first booth* Bon après-midi! Vous avez choisi vos ordres pourtant? (Good afternoon! Have you decided on your orders yet?)
Seto: Are you guys ready?
Isis: I think so.
Bakura: I am. How about you pharaoh?
Yami: Of course I am idiot tomb robber!
Seto: *to waitress* Oui. J'aurai le Samosa de Légume.
Serenity: What are you getting?
Seto: Vegetable Samosa.
YMerik: Yuck!
Isis: Uh, I think I'm saying this right... J'aurai le Tikka de Poulet. (I'll have the Chicken Tikka.)
Seto: Everyone tell me your orders.
The waitress stood confused as everyone pointed what they wanted on their menus to Seto and he ordered in French.
Waitress: Tout de suite le monsieur. (Right away sir.) *walks off*
Tristin: So Kaiba, would you mind explaining to me how we're going to get out of this town without a car?
Seto: We can always rent one, I'm sure there's a place in town.
Tea: First we have to go sightseeing!!
Duke: What's up with you and going sightseeing?
Tea: It's a tradition! *puts her hands to her heart* Whenever I go anywhere I have to make sure I see everything before I leave!
Bakura: *raises eyebrows* Has anyone ever told you that you're f%cked up?
Yami: Shut up tomb robber!
Bakura: You shouldn't be talking gay pharaoh!
Yami: I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!
Bakura: *snorts*
Yami: Okay you asked for it you crapweasel! *lunges at Bakura but since Isis is in between them instead falls on her lap*
Seto, Merik, YMerik & Bakura: *laughs*
Yami: *confused* What just happened?
Isis: Uh, Yami could you get off me please?
Yami: What? Oh sorry Isis! *sits up again, glares at Bakura*
Ryou: *daydreaming* Do you think they have any watermelons here?
Yugi: What?
Tea: Uh, I didn't see any on the menu...
Ryou: *sighs* I haven't had a watermelon forever.
Serenity: Er...that's nice Ryou...
Joey: Tristin, dare me to see how many ice cubes I can stick in my mouth at once!
Mai: Oh god. *buries her face in her hands*
Tristin: Okay! I dare you to see how many ice cubes you can stuff in your mouth at once!
Joey: *grins* You're on! *begins putting ice cubes from his water into his mouth*
Seto: Why am I surrounded by idiots?
Tea: Joey we're in a restaurant!
Joey: *mumbles while still stuffing ice cubes in his mouth*
Yugi: Uh...anyway so Bambi how come you were never with Duke before?
Bambi: Well I've been studying abroad in Norway the past year.
Mai: Really?
Bambi: *nods*
Tea: Wow, your high school lets you do that? That's so awesome!
Ryou: *nervously* It must have been really amazing in Norway.
Bambi: Oh yeah, but it was really cold too.
Merik: Well what do you expect it's frickin Scandinavia!
Ryou: So can you speak fluent Norwegian?
Bambi: Basically.
Tristin: Hey Joey how many have you got so far?
Joey: *mouth bulging with ice cubes holds up five fingers*
Tirstin: Five? That's all? You can do better than that!
Joey: *glares at Tristin but still stuffs ice cubes in his mouth*
Mai: *looks disgusted, to Bambi* So can you say 'Joey's an idiot' in Norwegian?
Joey: *scowls at Mai*
Bambi: *giggles* Joey er en idiot.
Yugi: That's weird, idiot's the same word in Norwegian.
Bambi: A lot of words are like that. Sexy in most languages including Norwegian is just 'sexy' with a weird accent.
Bakura: How do you say, 'Yami is a complete shit headed gay idiot'?
Yami: *goes red* Bakura you're asking for it!
Isis: Bakura!
Bambi: *giggles* Yami er en komplett dritt ført munter idiot.
Tristin: *laughs*
Joey: *moans*
Duke: How many have you got now?
Joey: *raises nine fingers*
Serenity: Oh my god Joey how can you fit that many into your mouth?
Joey: *shakes his head, eyes watering*
Mai: Uh, Joey I think you'd better take them out before you-
But Mai never finished her sentence since ice cubes went zooming out of Joey's mouth all over the place, one, unfortunetly for Joey, hitting Bakura in the head.
Tristin: *covers his head* AHHH! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER ICE CUBES!!
Bakura: WHAT THE F@@K WAS THAT?!? *gets up red in the face*
Joey: Er...nothing? *backs as far away from Bakura as possible*
Yugi: Leave us out of this! *gets out of the seat with Tea & Mai as Bakura gets up facing Joey*
Joey: *panicking* Uh - uh - sorry Bakura?
Bakura: *walks towards Joey* YOU STUPID ASS MORTAL! YOU ALMOST RUINED MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!! *grabs the ice cube off his hair and throws it at Joey*
YMerik: Haha front seats to a blood bath!
Joey: *wimpering in the corner* SOMEBODY HELP ME HE'S GONNA KILL ME!!
Seto: *laughs* That's right, cower like the little dog you are!
Bakura: HOW DARE YOU! *grabs Joey*
Isis: Bakura stop!
Bakura: *releases Joey* Why?
Isis: Uh...do it as a favor to me Bakura!
Merik: *smirks* Great reason!
Bakura: *flushes* Okay Isis. *to Joey menacingly* But the next time you even touch me, you're ass'll be in the shadow realm before you can yell help! *growls and sits back down next to Isis*
Tea: *sits back down with Yugi & Mai* Wow, he listened to Isis!
Waitress: *comes back with 3 other waitresses carrying their food* Voici votre monsieur de nourriture. (Here is your food sir.)
Seto: Remercie. (Thanks.)
Joey: *rubs his hands together greedily* Yum yum yum Chicken Tikka Masala! *starts eating*
YMerik & Bakura: *open their beers* Cheers! *drink*
Joey: *starts hyperventalating*
Yugi: What's wrong Joey?
Joey: Water! Water! *drinks his whole water*
Mai: What?
Joey: WATER! *lunges at Mai and grabs her water*
Mai: AHH!
Tea: Jesus you can have mine too!
Joey: *drinks Yugi & Tea's water* AHHHHHH!!! WATER!!! *runs all the way to the ocean and drinks it all up*
Fisherman in the middle of the Atlantic suddenly without water: What the f&&&&n hell?!
Joey: Aaaah! *goes back into restaurant*
Seto: *laughs* I told you it was hot!
Joey: *grunts*
They continued eating and then decided to go sightseeing.
Seto: Hold on while the rest of you go sightseeing someone will have to go with me to rent the cars, we won't be able to fit in one anymore.
Yugi: Yami why don't you go with him?
Yami: And leave the maniac *points to Bakura* alone with Isis? I don't think so!
Serenity: I'll go with you.
Joey: Woah! No way! I'll go!
Seto: *groans* Fine. We'll meet up at the hotel room in two hours. Okay?
Tea: Fine.
They split up, Seto and Joey going further into town to try to rent some cars, and the rest of them heading for the Abbaye-aux-Hommes, led energetically by Tea.
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Jackie: What will happen when the gang goes sight-seeing? And will Joey and Seto end up killing
each other? Stay tuned for the next chapie! ^_^
Bakura: ....I feel like I should say something insulting but I can't think of anything.
Yami: *points at Bakura and laughs* HAHAHA you've run out of insults!!!
Everyone: *points at Bakura and laughs*
Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!
Everyone: *still laughing*
Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *still laughing*
Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!
Everyone: *still laughing*
Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!
Everyone: *still laughing*
Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!
Everyone: *still laughing*
Bakura: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!
Everyone: *still laughing*
Jackie: Err....anyway back to the story!
~~~~~~~~~~~
Our valient heroes are still valiently trying to reach civilization (YMerik: I'm warning you, you little screwed up demented f@@kin idiotic 'I have no life' authoress!) After 5 minutes of walking...
Joey: I'm tired.
Mai: Shut up!
20 minutes later...
Joey: I'm tired!
Bakura: *growls* Shut up!
YMerik: *wakes up* HEY KAIBA GET OFF ME!
Seto: Fine by me. *dumps YMerik on the ground*
YMerik: *growls*
Isis: *panting* Geez I never realized how heavy my bag was.
Yami: I'll help you with it!
Bakura: No! *pushes Yami out of the way* Here, I'll take it. *grabs her bag*
Isis: Thank you Bakura, you're such a gentleman. *kisses him on the cheek*
Bakura: *blushes*
Yami: *growls*
Bakura: *behind Isis's back sticks out his tongue at Yami*
Joey: I'm tired!
Bakura: SHUT UP YOU WORTHLESS BLONDE-HAIRED IDIOT! *points his ring at him*
Serenity: Don't talk to my brother like that! Seto, do something!
Seto: *looks at ring apprehensively* Err...
Joey: *shuts up*
10 minutes later...
Joey: When do we stop? I'm tired!!!!!
YMerik: SHUT UP YOU PATHETIC MORTAL! I'M GOING TO SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM! *rod glows*
Bakura: Wait...NO THAT'S MY LINE!
YMerik: Too bad.
Bakura: I GET TO SEND HIM TO THE SHADOW REALM!
YMerik: NO ME!
Bakura: Okay let's decide this fairly...rock paper scissors?
YMerik: Fine!
Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!
*both get rock*
Everyone: *sweatmarks*
Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!
*both get rock*
Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!
*both get rock*
Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!
*both get rock*
Bakura: Do something besides rock you jackass!
YMerik: You do something different than rock tomb robber!
Bakura: Fine, we'll play rock paper scissors to decide who doesn't play rock.
Everyone: *animated fall*
Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!
*both get rock*
Bakura & YMerik: Rock paper scissors shoot!
*both get rock*
Yami: BY ALL THE COMBINED POWERS OF RA AND OSIRIS STOP!!!!!
Bakura & YMerik: *sulks*
10 minutes later...
Isis: Hey, is that a town up ahead?
Tea: Yeah! It must be!
Joey: Thank god, I'm tired!
Tristin: We know already! I've been carrying this psycho *still carrying Merik* around the whole time, and he weighs a lot!
Duke: What time is it?
Seto: *looks at watch* Uh...3 o'clock.
Joey: *starts crying* I MISSED LUNCH!!! WAAAAAH!!
Everyone: *sweatmark*
Seto: Stop crying, you're pathetic!
Serenity: He's not pathetic!
Yugi: Come on Joey get up, you can get something to eat soon, the town is only 5 minutes away.
Joey: *sniffs* Okay Yugi.
5 minutes later they entered the town which from reading the sign in French Seto said was Caen.
Tea: Ooh! Let's go see the Abbaye-aux-Hommes!
Bakura: Let's not.
Mai: Can we put our stuff down somewhere first?
Ryou: Yeah, I'm about to collapse! *panting*
Seto: We can go to that hotel *points to a building*
Inside...
Manager: Bienvenu à l'Hôtel de Rosery! Comment peux-je vous aider?
Yami: Er...what did he just say?
Isis: Wow this is so cool, I can understand some words he's saying! He said welcome to the Rosery Hotel...and...I don't know what else.
Seto: Pouvons-nous avoir une salle seulement pour le jour?
Bakura: Kaiba you idiot translate!
Seto: I just asked him if we could have a room for the day, you know just to dump our stuff in while we go out.
Manager: Le monsieur sûr, la salle douze au deuxième étage. (For your convinience I will be providing a translation...sorry if I make a mistake! Sure sir, room twelve on the second floor.) *hands Seto a key*
Seto: Remercie. (Thanks.) *to everyone* Come on!
They all go up to their room and dump their things.
Joey: Okay let's get something to eat!
Mai: I though you were tired?
Joey: Well now I'm hungry!
Isis: Can we go sightseeing?
Merik *wakes up* Who knocked me out?
Seto: *sweatmark* Uh...Bakura!
Bakura: What?! You filthy rotten lying...
Merik: *punches Bakura*
Isis: Don't do that Merik! *grabs Merik*
Merik: Get off me! *shakes off Isis*
Bakura: You'll pay for that! *lunges at Merik held back by Seto and Duke*
Tea: Can't you guys last a minute without trying to beat up each other?
Isis: If you don't stop fighting I'm going to send you off to an all-boys boarding school!
Merik: *gasps* You wouldn't!
Isis: *smirks* I would! You forget I have complete legal power over you. *laughs evily*
Merik: But...an all boys boarding school...that is just too evil! No hot girls!!!
Isis: *grins*
Merik: *falls down on his knees* I swear I'll behave!
Isis: You'd better. *to Mai* I wonder why I didn't think of this sooner?
Joey: Enough of the talk, can we get something to eat?
Bambi: Yeah I'm really hungry.
Seto: I saw a restaurant across the street we can go to.
They all walked across the street to a restaurant called Moonbeam.
Yami: We can't all fit at one booth, we'll have to split up. Both booths are right next to each other so we can still talk.
Isis: I'll sit at this one. *points to the first one*
Bakura: I'll sit next to you!
Yami: So will I!
Isis: Er...
Tea: Yugi, Mai, come sit with me at this one. *sits down at the other booth*
Mai: Sure.
Joey: I'll sit next to you Mai!
Seto: Then I'm sitting at the other one. *sits at the first booth*
Serenity: So will I then.
Bambi: Yugi *shyly* can I sit next to you?
Yugi: *blushes* Sure.
Tristin: *glares at Yugi* I'll sit there too.
Duke: I'll sit on the other side of you Bambi. Hey Merik, come sit here!
Merik: *surprised* Uh, okay.
Tristin: Why'd you ask him to sit here?
Duke: Cause then his yami is stuck at the other table.
Tristin: Good move! *high fives Duke*
They all opened up their menus.
Bakura: What the hell...? This is an Indian restaurant!
Joey: Why is there an Indian restaurant in France?
Tristin: You idiot! That's like asking why there's a pizza place in England!
Joey: *pauses* Why is there a pizza place in England?
Everyone: *sweatmarks*
Yami: I had Indian food once when I was on a campaign. *pauses* I threw up the next morning.
Serenity: Er...that's great Yami.
Isis: I think Indian food's good.
Mai: Joey what do you think you're going to get?
Joey: Hmm...probably two orders of Chicken Tikka Masala.
Seto: I don't think you want to do that, Indian food is very spicy.
Joey: *glares* Your point Mr. Moneybags? I love spicy food.
Waitress: *walks up to the first booth* Bon après-midi! Vous avez choisi vos ordres pourtant? (Good afternoon! Have you decided on your orders yet?)
Seto: Are you guys ready?
Isis: I think so.
Bakura: I am. How about you pharaoh?
Yami: Of course I am idiot tomb robber!
Seto: *to waitress* Oui. J'aurai le Samosa de Légume.
Serenity: What are you getting?
Seto: Vegetable Samosa.
YMerik: Yuck!
Isis: Uh, I think I'm saying this right... J'aurai le Tikka de Poulet. (I'll have the Chicken Tikka.)
Seto: Everyone tell me your orders.
The waitress stood confused as everyone pointed what they wanted on their menus to Seto and he ordered in French.
Waitress: Tout de suite le monsieur. (Right away sir.) *walks off*
Tristin: So Kaiba, would you mind explaining to me how we're going to get out of this town without a car?
Seto: We can always rent one, I'm sure there's a place in town.
Tea: First we have to go sightseeing!!
Duke: What's up with you and going sightseeing?
Tea: It's a tradition! *puts her hands to her heart* Whenever I go anywhere I have to make sure I see everything before I leave!
Bakura: *raises eyebrows* Has anyone ever told you that you're f%cked up?
Yami: Shut up tomb robber!
Bakura: You shouldn't be talking gay pharaoh!
Yami: I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!
Bakura: *snorts*
Yami: Okay you asked for it you crapweasel! *lunges at Bakura but since Isis is in between them instead falls on her lap*
Seto, Merik, YMerik & Bakura: *laughs*
Yami: *confused* What just happened?
Isis: Uh, Yami could you get off me please?
Yami: What? Oh sorry Isis! *sits up again, glares at Bakura*
Ryou: *daydreaming* Do you think they have any watermelons here?
Yugi: What?
Tea: Uh, I didn't see any on the menu...
Ryou: *sighs* I haven't had a watermelon forever.
Serenity: Er...that's nice Ryou...
Joey: Tristin, dare me to see how many ice cubes I can stick in my mouth at once!
Mai: Oh god. *buries her face in her hands*
Tristin: Okay! I dare you to see how many ice cubes you can stuff in your mouth at once!
Joey: *grins* You're on! *begins putting ice cubes from his water into his mouth*
Seto: Why am I surrounded by idiots?
Tea: Joey we're in a restaurant!
Joey: *mumbles while still stuffing ice cubes in his mouth*
Yugi: Uh...anyway so Bambi how come you were never with Duke before?
Bambi: Well I've been studying abroad in Norway the past year.
Mai: Really?
Bambi: *nods*
Tea: Wow, your high school lets you do that? That's so awesome!
Ryou: *nervously* It must have been really amazing in Norway.
Bambi: Oh yeah, but it was really cold too.
Merik: Well what do you expect it's frickin Scandinavia!
Ryou: So can you speak fluent Norwegian?
Bambi: Basically.
Tristin: Hey Joey how many have you got so far?
Joey: *mouth bulging with ice cubes holds up five fingers*
Tirstin: Five? That's all? You can do better than that!
Joey: *glares at Tristin but still stuffs ice cubes in his mouth*
Mai: *looks disgusted, to Bambi* So can you say 'Joey's an idiot' in Norwegian?
Joey: *scowls at Mai*
Bambi: *giggles* Joey er en idiot.
Yugi: That's weird, idiot's the same word in Norwegian.
Bambi: A lot of words are like that. Sexy in most languages including Norwegian is just 'sexy' with a weird accent.
Bakura: How do you say, 'Yami is a complete shit headed gay idiot'?
Yami: *goes red* Bakura you're asking for it!
Isis: Bakura!
Bambi: *giggles* Yami er en komplett dritt ført munter idiot.
Tristin: *laughs*
Joey: *moans*
Duke: How many have you got now?
Joey: *raises nine fingers*
Serenity: Oh my god Joey how can you fit that many into your mouth?
Joey: *shakes his head, eyes watering*
Mai: Uh, Joey I think you'd better take them out before you-
But Mai never finished her sentence since ice cubes went zooming out of Joey's mouth all over the place, one, unfortunetly for Joey, hitting Bakura in the head.
Tristin: *covers his head* AHHH! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER ICE CUBES!!
Bakura: WHAT THE F@@K WAS THAT?!? *gets up red in the face*
Joey: Er...nothing? *backs as far away from Bakura as possible*
Yugi: Leave us out of this! *gets out of the seat with Tea & Mai as Bakura gets up facing Joey*
Joey: *panicking* Uh - uh - sorry Bakura?
Bakura: *walks towards Joey* YOU STUPID ASS MORTAL! YOU ALMOST RUINED MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!! *grabs the ice cube off his hair and throws it at Joey*
YMerik: Haha front seats to a blood bath!
Joey: *wimpering in the corner* SOMEBODY HELP ME HE'S GONNA KILL ME!!
Seto: *laughs* That's right, cower like the little dog you are!
Bakura: HOW DARE YOU! *grabs Joey*
Isis: Bakura stop!
Bakura: *releases Joey* Why?
Isis: Uh...do it as a favor to me Bakura!
Merik: *smirks* Great reason!
Bakura: *flushes* Okay Isis. *to Joey menacingly* But the next time you even touch me, you're ass'll be in the shadow realm before you can yell help! *growls and sits back down next to Isis*
Tea: *sits back down with Yugi & Mai* Wow, he listened to Isis!
Waitress: *comes back with 3 other waitresses carrying their food* Voici votre monsieur de nourriture. (Here is your food sir.)
Seto: Remercie. (Thanks.)
Joey: *rubs his hands together greedily* Yum yum yum Chicken Tikka Masala! *starts eating*
YMerik & Bakura: *open their beers* Cheers! *drink*
Joey: *starts hyperventalating*
Yugi: What's wrong Joey?
Joey: Water! Water! *drinks his whole water*
Mai: What?
Joey: WATER! *lunges at Mai and grabs her water*
Mai: AHH!
Tea: Jesus you can have mine too!
Joey: *drinks Yugi & Tea's water* AHHHHHH!!! WATER!!! *runs all the way to the ocean and drinks it all up*
Fisherman in the middle of the Atlantic suddenly without water: What the f&&&&n hell?!
Joey: Aaaah! *goes back into restaurant*
Seto: *laughs* I told you it was hot!
Joey: *grunts*
They continued eating and then decided to go sightseeing.
Seto: Hold on while the rest of you go sightseeing someone will have to go with me to rent the cars, we won't be able to fit in one anymore.
Yugi: Yami why don't you go with him?
Yami: And leave the maniac *points to Bakura* alone with Isis? I don't think so!
Serenity: I'll go with you.
Joey: Woah! No way! I'll go!
Seto: *groans* Fine. We'll meet up at the hotel room in two hours. Okay?
Tea: Fine.
They split up, Seto and Joey going further into town to try to rent some cars, and the rest of them heading for the Abbaye-aux-Hommes, led energetically by Tea.
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Jackie: What will happen when the gang goes sight-seeing? And will Joey and Seto end up killing
each other? Stay tuned for the next chapie! ^_^
