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"Why, my dear fellow, you're at the School of Applied Everything. We call it Shiz for short." A kindly old man with a long white beard and long black robes replied to the question that was put forth by Robin, "And I'm afraid that I haven't seen your friend at all. You might want to ask someone for a Locator Spell. Or you could always ask Mouse and Kybard. But I generally don't like to recommend that."
"Thank you." Robin replied, "Do you know where we could find a locator spell?" But the man was gone. In fact all the halls were empty for about three seconds until a bell rang loudly and suddenly the halls were jam-packed with students of all shapes and sizes.
Robin tried to yell out to the other Titans, but was shoved and pushed until he finally couldn't put up with it anymore and used his grappling hook to rise to the ceiling and wait for the crowd to be gone. He sighed in frustration as the halls emptied. Now it wasn't only Starfire that he had to look for. Everyone was gone.
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"Who would you be, again?" A drunken pirate asked Beast Boy. The green boy had been carried away with the crowd, unable to transform, and now found himself in a classroom-like room. Except that the people in the room didn't seem to be learning anything.
"I'm Beast Boy. Who are you?" The boy looked around the room, quickly. Then he realized his error, "No, wait!"
"I'm CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow." The pirate announced, "These 're my mates… can't remember their names, though." He took a long swig of rum from the seemingly endless supply that he possessed. Then he promptly tripped on a bottle and fell face-first into a desk.
"You will forgive my companion's rudeness, won't you?" A pale, thin, nervous looking man spoke up next. Beast Boy was on the edge of panic, and didn't hear a word that was spoken to him. He was too busy naming the people in the room, with an increasing awareness of what exactly was going on.
"Willy Wonka, Edward Scissorhands, Don Juan, Ichabod Crane, Jack Sparrow, Sands, Victor Van Dort, that dude from the first Nightmare on Elm Street…." His voice squeaked in panic, as he felt himself going faint, "THIS IS JOHNNY DEPP 101!!!"
At that point, he was thrown into a panic and was unaware of his surroundings.
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Raven was having her own troubles. She was in a room, surrounded by various school-girls, who seemed to be just waiting around in cute anticipation. That alone was too much cuteness, but she lost all coherence when a girl with long blond pigtails stood in front of the class and addressed them in a whiney, annoying voice.
"Okay, team, we need to practice our transformation sequence." And as if that wasn't bad enough, "Remember to keep your minds on love and friendship!"
"Think of us…" A girl from the back of the room began to sing.
"And we'll be there…" The rest of the girls joined in.
Raven lost it.
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"Umm… I think I'm lost…" Cyborg said, flushing a deep red as yet another naked girl carrying a sign that said "Blockbuster" ran past him, squealing. What was up with this trip? It seemed like it wasn't going at all like it had last time.
"It would appear so." A woman at the front of the room said. There was a circle of girls, all vaguely similar, but he was so disturbed from the Blockbuster Girl that he didn't even notice that. The woman at the front of the room held a piece of chalk and was drawing on a blackboard. "Have a seat."
Cyborg quickly took a an empty seat and looked around the room. While he couldn't figure out the diagram on the blackboard, he noticed something odd. On the right (or would it be left) side of the blackboard, sat an old man, who seemed to be out of place in this circle of females. He was wearing a black hooded cape and had an intelligently evil look about him.
Cyborg started to panic.
