"Fairy Tail stops Eisenwald at Oshibana Station..." Naruto read out loud from a newspaper. He was sitting near Fairy's guild bar while smirking, "A Demon of Zeref also known as Lullaby, appeared a few days ago out of nowhere and also destroyed the Magic Council building before vanishing..." he continued to read out loud before placing the newspaper down on the counter besides him.

"Oi, I tell you this world is going to shit, one moment it's all peaceful and next thing you know a demon appears out of nowhere and destroys everything you love," He said while looking at his guild members.

"Didn't you have Lullaby a few days ago?" Gray questioned him.

"Me? Have a disgusting flute? I would never!" Naruto replied while nodding to himself.

"I'm pretty sure you did," Lucy stated while looking at the blond.

"Are you guys sure you didn't pick up a mushroom from the ground and ate it?" Naruto asked them while smirking, "Because you two seem to be under an illusion thinking that I had Lullaby."

"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DID HAVE IT!" Gray and Lucy yelled at him.

The blond only shrugged his shoulder's, "Even if I did have it, it's a thing of the past, one must move on like a schoolgirl does when her jerk of a boyfriend breaks up with her."

They couldn't help but facepalm at this before the blond turned to Mirajane, "Oi, Mira gimme some strawberry milk." He told her.

"Sorry, we ran out," She told him.

"Ice-cream?"

"We don't any of that as well."

"Cake?"

"All gone too."

"Whe hell?! I need sweets!" He told her while getting up.

"Where are you going?" She asked him as he walked away.

"I'm going to go buy something sweet." He replied without looking back.


"I need... sweets... must... eat.. sweets..." The blond haired man muttered as he walked through the city of Magnolia. As he walked throughout the city people eyed him oddly. "Sweets... where are you... my precious sweets..." he continued to chant.

The lazy blond continued to walk through the city until he arrived to a bakery called Magnolia's Bakery. The bored and lifeless look in his sky blue eyes was replaced with a happy glint. He excitedly entered the bakery.

It was heaven. The scent of sugar, sweets, and cakes entered his nostrils. To him sweets were what beer was to a normal man. Addicting and intoxicating. Naruto walked over to the baker and said, "Oi, one strawberry cheesecake please."

At that moment Erza Scarlet walked into the bakery and said, "I want one strawberry cheesecake please." She smiled at the baker as she walked over to the baker. She saw Naruto, and Naruto saw her as well but both decided to ignore each-other.

The baker slowly said, "I'm sorry. I only have one slice of strawberry cheesecake for today..."

The baker regretted saying that. The atmosphere changed. It was as if two demons were getting ready to fight to the death. The blond haired Uzumaki turned to the red haired beauty in front of him, and she did the same, neither spoke.

The silence in the air was broken by Erza, "That slice of cheesecake is mines." She told the blond.

"Oi, I was here first!" The blond exclaimed.

She gave him the coldest and scariest glare she could muster and spoke, "I said it was mines!"

He glared back, clearly not bothered by her glare, "Not if I buy it first!" He turned to the baker and said, "I'll buy the slice for 11,000 jewels!"

The red head growled, "No! I'll buy it for 12,000 jewels!"

"Oi, make that 20,000 jewels!"

"25,000 jewels!"

"30,000 jewels and I'll throw in a one punch man manga!"

"33,000 jewels and I'll give you my autograph!"

The baker didn't know which person to sell the last slice of cheesecake to. She was offered a good deal. A one punch man manga or the autograph of Erza Scarlet.. a famous mage from Fairy Tail.

Ezra noticed the baker not making up her mind and quickly pulled out her blade, she pointed at the blond's neck. He smirked arrogantly, "You should buy me a drink before you decide you want to penetrate me."

Erza ignored his comment, "I challenge you to a sword fight." She saw the wooden katana hanging by his black belt like usual. She would win any sword duel, after all nobody was better at wielding a blade than her.

"Oh?" The blond seemed surprised.

She continued, "The winner buys the other the last slice of cheesecake."

The blond leaned on her blade and smirked, "Do you think that would be wise, sugartits? I wouldn't want you to break a nail or anything." He mocked her.

She glared at him, "The one who should be worried is you."

The blond looked thoughtful before saying, "I'll accept your challenge on one condition."

"Which would be?"

"The loser also has to watch the winner eat the cheesecake." He smirked arrogantly.

"Deal." She smirked as well. Nothing would bring her more joy than eating cheesecake in front of the annoying blond haired man. "Let's have this little duel outside."

Once outside they stood parallel to eachother, a good distance of about ten feet as they looked at each other. They were analyzing and studying each-other before they made their move.

"Look it's Titania!"

"That's also Fairy Tail's new guild master."

"What are they doing?"

"I think they are going to have a little match!"

"Ohh sooo coool, I wanna watch!"

They heard the people around them speak and before long they had a huge crowd of people surrounding them and cheering either of them on. Erza only looked into those deadfish eyes of his... and then she saw him blink.

SHE HAD TO STRIKE NOW!"

The redhead charged at him while swinging her blade, she was going to end this fast! She appeared in front of him as her blade made it's way towards his neck. He swiftly ducked and kicked her ankles causing her to fall backwards.

She looked up to see his Bokken smashing down on her, she rolled out of the way and stood up only for the blond to appear in front of her with his swinging blade. She didn't have enough time to duck or dodge so she blocked the attack.

Wood hit metal and she flew backwards, the crowd of people moved out the way as she crashed into a brick wall. Once again the blond appeared in front of her, his wooden katana pointed at her neck as she looked at him.

"You lost," He smirked, giving her the arrogant look she hated.

She growled as her grip tightened on her blade, she swung it at him while yelling, "I'm not done yet you bleached blond!" He didn't even move. She looked at her blade to see the entire blade gone minus for the handle. Which she was clearly holding.

She looked back to where their blades had collided to the the blade on the ground and she felt her eyes widened in surprise.

"I-I lost to this man just like that? Not only is he fast but he has pure raw power... damn you Uzumaki!" She growled but said nothing.

"Oi, come on and buy me the cheesecake," He smirked as he put his bokken away. She said nothing as he walked back into the bakery, a deal was a deal so she had to go through with it. She followed him back into the bakery where he was no ordering the cheesecake.

"Redy by the door is going to pay for it," He pointed at Erza before grabbing the cheesecake the woman had placed in front of him, before he made his way over to a two chair table.

A minute later the red-head was sitting across from him as she watched him slowly enjoy the cheesecake. "Hmm.. this is so good..." he said as he took a bite out of the cake.

"You don't have to rub it in!"

"I know," He smirked before taking another bite out of the cheesecake, "I don't know what tastes better this cheesecake or the fact that I was victorious in our little duel, all I can say is that today is a very good day." He told her.

Erza bit her tongue, "THIS JERK! HE PISSES ME OFF SO BAD! I JUST WANT TO K-KILL HIM! Maybe I will... I'll kill him and then join a dark guild!" she couldn't but smirk darkly.

However, in an instant the anger, and the dark thoughts faded away from her as she watched Naruto slide his plate with half of the cheesecake to her side.

"What are you doing?" She questioned him.

"I'm full so you can have the rest." He told her.

"EEEEH?!" She looked at him in surprise.

"Enjoy," He said as he pulled out a manga and begun reading it. She was about to speak when he said, "Don't say anything... just eat it." She really wanted to argue but the cake looked so delicious that she just nodded and took a bite out of him.

She took a glance at him as she ate the cake, he was the only person that could be a jerk towards her, piss her off, make her want to kill him, and the next minute surprise her and make her forget why she was even mad at him in the first place.

She continued to look at him and thought, "A person who loves sweets can't be that bad." as she smiled and enjoyed the little slice of goodness.


Note: All I can say is that I couldn't decide whether to start the Galuna arc or just make an arc parodying some manga/anime for the lols either way I don't like to do b2b arcs and I occasionally like to do chapters like this.

I wanna do more character development so I decided to why not do this? Lol tbh one of the things I really like writing when it comes to an asshole Naruto is that he and Erza just click! He's rude, irresponsible, jerkish, laidback, easy going and Erza is strick, lives by rules etc so it can be fun writing them xD

But yeah, waddya think? :) good? Bad? Ehhh? Follow, favorite and leave me a lengthy review if you can xD like seriously all feedback is appreciated.

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