Buah! Omg! I just saw AI NO KUSABI and it was the most sad yaoi anime I've ever seen! *sniff* *sniff* aaahhh! Their last kiss! Riki! Iason! Nooo!

Ok I'll shut up…buah!

I'm also pissed cuz my favorite soccer team CRUZ AZUL lost against the fukin AMERICA! I'll cry again! Buahhh!

Anyways pay attention to the game…I took a scene from a movie let's see if you know which movie it is it's just a bit different

CHAPTER 7: BIG GAME

It's been two weeks since kakarot became vegeta's boyfriend. Things were ok…sort of. When vegeta gave his father the news he almost killed kakarot with the first thing he could find. Kitchen. Frying pan. Long story. Kakarot was having a hard time to get his sisters off him, he slapped himself for telling them vegeta was his boyfriend they would chase him around the house screaming, singing and laughing. He couldn't even take a piss! Honestly girls there is something in the bathroom world called 'privacy.' Good news: it was Friday and the twins were at their grandparent's house. Bad news: raditz was coming to visit…again.

"You just had to fall!" bardock yelled from the kitchen, kakarot walked in looking at the ground

"Dad you spilled the milk" he pointed at the white liquid

"I'm glad you noticed…here" he handed him the mop

"I hate myself" he began cleaning up

"While you're at it son mop the whole house" the older man went on to washing the dishes.

"What! No fair!" he whined

"Shut up and do it"

Kakarot made a face and almost laughed, he watched as his father tied his mother's pink apron around himself with the words 'world's greatest mom' he bit on his lip muffling a small laugh, his father a great mom! Hilarious but true. His dad was doing a good job taking both rolls, he continued his punishment moving to the living room then finished the master bedroom where his father stayed, looking at the pictures of his mother he moved on upstairs to finish off with his room moving to the pink room of the crazy twins then to raditz ex-room that was now the guest room. Very nice he was cleaning up his brother's room so he could just come home find his ex-room smelling like lemon. Fresh. And sleep like a rock. It was late when he was done, he ran off to the kitchen attacking the fridge stealing a beer and jumping on the sofa next to his father, bardock heard his son open up the can and without looking he snatch it out of his hand

"Hey! That's mine!"

"Boo hoo get another" he took a big gulp from the ice cold liquid

"Fuck" he huffed heading to the fridge

Meanwhile at vegeta's house

Mr. Vegeta was sitting on his favorite couch reading a book, down the hall in the library, vegeta's kitten had decided to join him by lying on his lap, with his free hand he scratched the black belly making small purrs come out from the feline. Vegeta popped his head around the corner looking quite bored, he missed kakarot…didn't matter if he had just seen him four hours ago at school he needed those big strong arms, his kisses and his warmth. His father was so boring sometimes maybe he could convince him to have a little spar between father and son, he wanted to learn new kicks and punches not the same routine. So he lazily walked through the hall and lazily sat across his father he was silent he wasn't allowed to talk in the library. Family rule number 12.

"Father. Can I talk to you?" he asked. Part of rule 12b ask that if you find someone there

"Sure." He said putting his book on a small table

"People from this club want me to join in" midnight (the kitten) jumped off the older man's lap when he saw his master

"Friends of yours?"

Friends with Jason Smith and David Woodson? The most reject, nerdy, ugly guys in eleventh grade? No thank you! "they're in my math class"

"What kind of club?"

"High Achievers." He answered the kittens pleading by taking it in his arms

"What's this club all about?" he raised an eyebrow

"You gotta be good in everything. Grades. Sports. Social life."

"Well you got all that did you accept?"

"No."

"Why not?"

Because they want me to do community service and the idea of giving blood or helping old folks make flowers out of tissues and pipe cleaners plus being close to those lame ass fucks makes me feel like barfin. He sneered squeezing the kitten to his chest

"I don't know, I feel that I won't fit in"

"You're too good enough for them" he cheered him up

"If you say so father…anyways can we spar I'm kinda bored" he smiled

"Sure. Let's go" he followed his father to the backyard

"Rafu called today" Mr. Vegeta stretched his arms

"Really what did he say!" vegeta's eyes sparkled

"He's coming for a visit…this coming Tuesday"

"Hurray!" he jumped around

"Ready?" he was in his fight stance

"Please old man I was born ready" he dropped to his stance

"Watch it brat" his father smirked

At kakarot's

Bardock laughed taking his eldest into his arms, raditz smiled embracing his father and saying his 'hello' and 'I missed you' then the long haired guy glanced at his 'little' brother with a smirk. Both males had a stare competition till raditz eye's began to burn and he just had to blink

"Sucker." Kakarot smirked

"Hmm you're lucky punk" he smiled. The brothers did a special childhood hand shake.

"Dinner is ready" came their father's voice

"Last one to the kitchen is a sissy!" raditz pushed kakarot. For his bad luck kakarot grabbed his ankle sending him to the ground, soon there was a wrestling competition between them. They struggled on the kitchen floor all the way to the table. Raditz laughed at his victory he released kakarot from his chokehold

"Who's the sucker now?" he slightly slapped his brother's cheek

"Shut up" he sat on the chair next to him

"How was school kakarot?"

"It's school." He shrugged

"What bout you raditz? How's school?" bardock placed the food on the table

"It's ok I'm keeping my grades balanced I'm almost the best in my classes"

"First stop snobsville!" kakarot cried with his mouth filled with food. Bardock smiled reached over and touched his arm signal for 'don't push it'

"Snobsville? Kakarot you can't even insult in a normal way"

"Nobody asked your opinion"

"You're so immature for being 18"

"You're so immature for being 18" he aped his brother

"Stop it kakarot!"

"Stop it kakarot!"

"I'm warning you!"

"Oh I'm so scared!" he mocked. Bardock took advantage of their distraction he grabbed the back of their heads and crashed them together

"Ow!" both brothers rubbed their foreheads

"Fuck! Dad! The bastard started it!" raditz whined. Immature.

"You've been fuckin with me ever since you got here asshole!"

In the kitchen came the sound of hand against cheek.

"Ow!" this time they grabbed their poor red cheek

"Changing the subject. Kakarot how is vegeta?"

"He's-"

"Yo! who's vegeta?"

"No one of your concern"

"Kakarot don't be that way…vegeta is kakarot's boyfriend"

Raditz raised an eyebrow "looks like the pigeon wants to fly huh?"

"Pigeon? And I'm the one that doesn't insult normally? That was lame"

"Nobody asked your opinion" he smiled when he heard kakarot growl

"Stop fighting or I'll kick the shit out of both! Why can't you be like you were before! Both of you were very close! The girls fight yeah there're kids but you two!" bardock's patience was running thin

"Sorry dad"

"Sorry"

All three males ate in silence. Not a single word escaped their mouths, it was very uncomfortable it was so silent they could hear the people outside. Kakarot thought of something to say to break the tension in the air but was interrupted when the phone rang

"I'll get it" raditz raced for it before kakarot could talk

"Kakarot it's for you" the long haired guy walked back to the kitchen. The player walked down the hall and picked up

"Hello?" the only thing he could hear was hitched breathing and sniffles

"Hello?" he asked again

/"Hey goku?"/

"Krilin?"

/"good guess"/

"Are you ok man your voice sounds weird?"

/"yeah I'm-I'm fine…listen I'm kinda busy b-but can I talk to you tomorrow at the park?"/

"Sure umm what time do we meet?" he knew krilin had been crying

/"in the morning like at 8:30"/

"Alright see you pal" he raised an eyebrow when krilin hanged up without saying goodbye

That's weird he began making his way back when the damn phone rang again. He hoped it wasn't for him, he was still damn hungry! Growling he picked up

"Hello?"

/"goku"/

"Yeah" he rubbed his temple

/"it's yamcha"/

"What's up?"

/"hey dude Susan's bugging me"/

"Sucks to be you" he rolled his eyes

/"no really she's going to be part of this club for stuck-up girls"/

I don't care "we'll throw you a pity party"

/"actually I'm gonna try to keep her out"/

"Why?" he was getting annoyed

/"I want to."/

"Go for it"

/"gonna help me?"/

"No."

/"why not?"/

"It's stupid man"

/"so what? I want to do it anyway"/

"You're only gonna blow it off"

Kakarot always reminded yamcha that he doesn't go through with his anti-sister plots. Yamcha always hatches all these complicated plans to get her and backs out like a sissy faster than he can eat a box of cookies. Which believe me is pretty fast.

/"seriously I wanna do it"/

"Hey she's your sister not mine. I have plenty of problems with my brother right now"

/"bummer…never mind dude. See you"/

"Right"

When he reached the kitchen he saw his father washing the dishes…again and that raditz was nowhere to be seen. He finished off his meal giving the empty plate to his father and upstairs to his brother's room he owed him an apology…his father was right ever since raditz left the house and came for a visit they would always fight he had to put an end to this nonsense. He peeked inside finding raditz on his bed staring at the ceiling, he gave a slight knock on the door capturing his attention not waiting for an answer he walked in sitting on the edge of the bed.

"Hey"

"Hi" raditz sat up

"Listen… I'm sorry for being such a jerk with you and for being…immature" he tested the word

"You've always said it's better to be childish than mature" he smiled

"Well it's true…so we brothers again?" he smiled back

"You'll always be my little brother no matter what"

"Wow"

"What?"

"That was…cheesy"

"Shut up"

"I was wonderin if you would like to go to the park tomorrow morning?"

"Thanks but I'll visit our grandparents when dad picks up the girls"

"Alright" he smiled once more before leaving the room to the bathroom for a shower, he was sweaty thanks to the football practice his coach said he was doing an excellent job being quarterback. He turned on the water and stripped he closed the lumpy glassed door the only thing you could see was his outline. Bummer. He hissed when the cold water hit his back getting it in the right temperature he stood there under the water, caught up in his thoughts he was thinking about krilin…why did he sound so upset? Is something bad going on? Krilin had been fine and happy in school but now he was sad and was…crying. Krilin was his best friend since elementary they know each other very well, it couldn't be his parents they had a good relationship…krilin had no brothers or sisters just his friend kakarot which he considered a brother and who his parents cared for as another son. It must be bad news. Shaking his head he went on with washing his hair and the rest of his muscular body turning off the water he opened the bathroom door standing in front of the fogged up mirror his hand helped remove some of it enough for him to see his face. He shook his head fiercely making some of his hair stand on end the rest glued on his shoulders, the steam in the bathroom was getting uncomfortable but he stayed there anyways. The only thing on his mind was his best friend and the game…anything could happen. He could lead the team to a victory or they could sink in their fail

C'mon man calm down after that he wrapped a towel around his waist opened the bathroom door, walking towards his room he stopped taking a peek at raditz, the guy was half naked just some simple baggy jeans and his socks. Kakarot could hear a weird song on the T.V it was funny for raditz to be watching cartoons

"Knock knock"

"How's there?" he said playfully

"Me"

"Who's me?" he had the same tone

"C'mon raditz"

"Uh uh that's my name…come in" he said not taking his eyes off the TV program

"What'cha watchin?" he stood next to the bed, arms crossed also looking at the TV

"Some stupid cartoon called 'happy tree friends' and believe me these suckers aren't as happy as you think"

"Yeah they're always killing each other or getting killed by objects and the stupid theme song is annoying…sometimes it's creepy"

Vegeta's house

The pretty boy was sitting on the center of his bed, staring at the dark blue fabric that covered his mattress it reminded him of the ocean, big, blue and you could get lost in it and nobody could every find you…lost…forever. His mind began to build up a scenario:

He was in floating in the cold water, alone nobody there to save him but he didn't want to be saved he wanted to stay there. In the big blue, he began swimming under water and coming up for air he filled his lungs and swam deeper inside. It was beautiful a big turtle swam beside him followed by a few fishes. Then he spotted a small herd of dolphins swimming his way, he smiled grabbing on to one of the mammals fin letting it guide him through the sea going up for air and down again to the wonderful world. No people. No vehicles. No city. Nothing. Just vegeta exploring a paradise that we were killing slowly.

A knock on this door made his heaven vanished, he realized he was holding his breath letting go of the air he crawled off his bed opening his door to find his drowsy father holding the phone

"Here it's that stupid boy"

"Aww did stupid boy make you mad?"

"You have 5 minutes to talk to that baka then I want you to brush your teeth and your butt in bed" he crossed his arms leaning on the door

"Umm…can I talk in private?"

"No"

"Please" his lips were formed in a little pout

Mr. Vegeta sighed "fine. I'm going to bed" he turned heading to his bedroom

"Good night father!" he closed the door when his father answered back. He jumped back on his bed making midnight fall off

Ops sorry midnight he laughed grabbing the black feline

"Hello?"

/"hello is this Mr. Vegeta's gorgeous son?"/

He smiled "yes this is him with whom I have the pleasure?"

/"this is Kakarot Son or as you and your father call me 'baka'"/

Vegeta could hear kakarot laugh. It sounded so husky, damn he was melting inside

"I said I was sorry sweet face but you have to understand that habits are hard to kill"

/"your father likes to call me that hehe…anyways I called to say good night to my little boy"/

"Awww how sweet" he laughed

/"what is it wrong for me to call such beauty just to say good night?"/

"No…actually I was gonna call you to say the same thing"

/"how sweet"/

"Shut up…baka"

/"you see! You keep callin me that…I thought you were making an effort to stop"/

"I'm trying! But I don't promise you anything babe" vegeta heard a voice of a man it was huskier than kakarot's then he heard kakarot say 'raditz'

/"sorry about that you were saying?"/

"Who's raditz?"

/"my brother, he came for a visit, you'll meet him, my father and the twins"/

"TWINS! YOU HAVE TWINS!" he grinned

/"yeah didn't I tell you?"/

"No! I love twins! I can't what to meet them! What's their names!" he was very excited. Why is his excitement so familiar?

/"Maddison and Alison"/

"Oh wow!"

/"yeah I said the same thing when I met them"/

Both lovers laughed then said nothing the only thing they could hear was their breathing. Vegeta bit his lip stroking the black fur

"Are you nervous for the game?"

/"not really"/ liar.

"Good. If anything happens I'll be there for you baka"

/"i think I'll change my name to that…thanks I know you will love"/

"…I wish you good luck"

/"I'd like it if you wished me luck in person"/

His cheeks burned "Good night sweet face"

/"Good night…my prince"/

His cheeks were burning that it hurt he silently hanged up and fell on his back staring at the ceiling, he was loving that giant baka more and more. He was too handsome to just ignore, his tanned skin, his well-marked abs, strong arms, his black eyes but what vegeta loved the most was his person, he was a happy-go-lucky person and very confident maybe that's what dragged the cheerleader towards him. He's never known someone like him and I bet he will never find one. He laughed as his father's snores made eco in his room, poor Mr. Vegeta he had a hard day with some bad attitude students making the rest of his day miserable…but he them straighten them out in the couple of hours, poor kids were gonna wake up sore tomorrow…they deserved it for making Mr. vegeta suffer. He began feeling his eyes heavy and his body weak, not caring to take his clothes off he drifted deep in his mind to continue exploring an unknown world under the sea.

Kakarot was waking up from his heavy dream he had to get up, he promised krilin he would met him at the park. Sitting up lazily he stretched his arms yawning loudly, he rubbed his eyes trying to get rid of the sleep decided it was useless to open them, with his eyes closed he made it to the bathroom letting the water run washing his face quickly he ran back to his room grabbing some sweat pants and a sleeveless shirt. Closing the door to the house he warmed up and jogged his way to the park. Once he was there he began looking for his friend, it didn't take long when he spotted him. Krilin was sitting on the grass with his legs close to his chest on his arms around them

"Krilin?" saying this the boy snapped his head staring at him with big red eyes, he had dark circles under them, like if hadn't slept in the whole night

"Sit down" slowly he sat on the grass next to him

"You look like shit" he tried to make him laugh. It was useless

"Thanks…I bet shit looks better than me right now"

"What's the news?"

There was a long moment of silence, kakarot was sitting there glaring at him, krilin was staring at the ground he had a serious look on his face like if he were sick of life. Taking some more time to think the guy glared back at his tall friend

"My parents are getting divorced" he blinked back at the kids that were on the swings

"Divorced! B-b-b-but they looked so happy together!"

"It was only because of me…it's just my bad luck I think" he wiped a tear with the sleeve of his jacket

Bad luck. Here's a true story about krilin. Once he was with kakarot and raditz they were walking up to the park and they met one of raditz' friends…the guy had a big dog. So while raditz is talking to this guy, the dog comes up to him, sniffs him up and down then he lifts his leg up on him and…pees. Kakarot bit his lip so hard it started bleeding, he didn't want to laugh in his face. Krilin from that day on hates dogs and thinks he has 'bad luck.'

"Hey krilin cheer up man you're not the one getting divorced"

"That's easy for you to say"

Krilin's air was hard to breath, he didn't think twice, easy for you to say big mistake. Kakarot was silent till he cleared his throat and sighed.

"Goku…I'm sorry"

"It's ok…listen you know that you can't stop them from getting divorced if they decided to do it then leave them don't let that affect you're life…you should distract yourself from that situation"

"How?" he lighten up a bit

"Dunno…ask 18 out"

"What if she says no?"

"hey life's a risk if she says 'yes' awesome and if she says 'no' it's still awesome she's not the only chick"

"You're right! Thanks buddy you're the best!" kakarot was suddenly caught in a tight hug

"Any time pal…now would you excuse me"

"What? Hey what are you doing!" his eyes went wide jumping up he raced after him. Kakarot was walking towards a chubby kid with a big sprinkle chocolate covered donut. yummy!

"Kid I need that donut"

"No! Go away you big loser"

"Look you over sized bear I need that donut and I'm gonna have it!"

"No!"

"Yes!" he struggled with the kid for a while. It didn't take much when he snatch it away and ate it in one bite. Krilin looked back at the kid he had teary eyes.

Uh oh.

"Daddy!" the kid ran way

"Goku was that necessary"

"What! It had sprinkles!" he licked his lips

"That's him dad!"

Both teens looked back at the kid both jumping back with a yelp. The kid's father was a man taller than kakarot, bad smell and looked like a wrestler from WWE. Both teens exchanged looks

"RUN!" both yelled running for their young lives while the ex-wrestler chased them till he felt that his heart will explode

"Keep on runnin you little bastards!" he yelled. The teens stopped close to a fast food restaurant

"Damn that guy can run!" kakarot panted holding his chest

"For a fuckin donut you almost finished with our lives!"

"I said it had sprinkles!"

Krilin laughed he felt much better now thanks to his childish happy-go-lucky buddy "how bout we eat something here, it's on me"

"Really! I'm starving!"

"You always are!" they laughed once more and entered in the restaurant.

BIG GAME

The lazy football players were arriving at the school at 6:30 AM rubbing their eyes, yawning, the September cold air made them shiver. Kakarot opened the car's door giving out a big yawn followed by his friends, some cheerleaders were there except the most important that also meant the coach would be a bit late

"Aaahhh!" yamcha shivered

"Damn it's cold" ten grabbed his letterman jacket. It was a dark blue with a bit of orange

"I think I'm gonna barf"

"Hey goku calm down!" a guy named Anthony cheered. The only guy from the football team with long hair. The coach tried to convince him to cut it. Useless, plus he wouldn't be himself without it

"I need a barf bag or something" he covered his mouth

"Let's breathe together…breathe in and breathe out breathe in and breathe out" said a very calm guy named brock

"Guys get away from him before he really barfs"

After waiting for another 10 minutes the bus driver arrived and a few seconds later Mr. vegeta drove into the teachers parking lot as fast as he could with a bunch of cheerleaders

"Out!" he yelled making the girls run out. Except his son who slowly stepped out of the car giving a little stretch he rubbed his eyes. He could feel the look of a person, smiling he slightly looked over at the players capturing a few looks…and hearts. He bit his lower lip his minty eyes glued on kakarot…his prey. Kakarot swallowed hard he watched carefully vegeta's body language. He began to sweat his heart pound loud in his ears when vegeta made his way slowly to him till his hand was around his neck and they were chest to chest, vegeta ran his fingers slowly from kakarot's hard stomach all the way up to bury it into his black hair, he smirked pulling his head down for a kiss.

"EVERYONE ON THE BUS NOW!" the coach yelled making everyone flinch. Vegeta yelped when he was carried in bridal style by his father and away from his boyfriend.

Once everyone was on the bus Mr. Vegeta called out their names making sure everyone was there, after hearing 'here' he sat down with a thud

"Let's go!" he yelled at the driver

It was a long way to the other school they were bored and cold some were asleep frustrating their seat partner with their snores or with their heads on their shoulders, others were play wrestling or telling jokes making everyone laugh. Vegeta ran to the back seats sitting next to kakarot

"Hey there haven't seen you in a while" kakarot wrapped his arm around him

"He finally fell asleep" the cute cheerleader snuggled closer hugging his lower body tightly

"Vegeta!" bulma squealed

"What!" he squealed back

"Come I need your help!"

He looked up at his boyfriends face "she is so annoying sometimes"

"Ask her what she wants" he kissed his forehead

"What do you want!"

"I need you to help us with our makeup!"

"Ask jayy to help you!"

"He's already helping jenny and angel is doing lunch's hair!"

"Why can't I be alone for a sec with my boyfriend?" he mumbled pulled away from the warm hug

Kakarot looked over at the girls smiling when vegeta was surrounded by makeup sets and girls yelling 'me first!' 'No me first!' vegeta's eye twitched pushing them away he took deep breathes them he pulled on bulma's hair making her scream. Yamcha heard the cry of help turning around he jumped up running towards the girls thinking she would rescue her but was stopped by a strong hand over his chest

"Sit Romeo everything is ok" ten pulled on his jacket sitting him back on his seat

"Vegeta! My hair!"

"ah shut up!" kneeling in front of her fisrt he began with her eyebrows using a brown pencil he began at the thickest part giving her brow small strokes all the way to the opposite end of her eyebrow the with his finger tip he slowly stroke from the thickest part to the thinnest part making it look more natural then he took the brush and some dark blue eye shadow making sure it was the same color of her clothes then he went on with a bit of blush and some lip gloss then with mascara making her eyes big and beautiful

"Wow she looks beautiful geta!" jayy stopped with what he was doing taking a closer look at her, the rest agreed getting more excited. The boy was better in doing makeup than the whole bunch of girls put together. Believe me I know lots of guys who are very good doing makeup. And they're straight!

"Damn right she does I'm the best in this shit" he had a smug look but it vanished when one of the cheerleaders let out a snort he looked back at the blonde girl, she was one of the few cheerleaders vegeta hated

"I've seen better" she gave him a smirk. He had that little smirk everyone loved

"Don't hate"

"Pft I'm only telling the truth"

"Bitch please I can remove 99% of your so called 'BEAUTY' with a fuckin Kleenex" he smiled

She smiled back "there's this old saying that has been through many generations I believe it goes something like 'fuck you'" she flipped him off getting everyone's attention

"That was cute…let me just tell you this sweetie you are one of the many girls that use a lot of makeup right? Seriously take it easy it's called a 'FACE' not a coloring book"

"Burn!" jayy snapped his fingers in her face

"Twinkle twinkle little whore close your legs they're not a door" he made the rest laugh with his short song

"Whatever fuckin cock addicts"

"What!" angel was with the two boys now.

"Oh I'm sorry you didn't hear me? Let me repeat it COCK ADDICTS got it?"

"C'mon guys stop it" kakarot pulled on vegeta hand while the girls pulled on the other boys

"Manstash"

"What did you say!" she got on her feet turning him face to face

"What the hell is going on there!" came the outburst from a grumpy coach, kakarot gently pushed vegeta behind him but vegeta was going to kill this bitch now so was jayy and angel. The three cute boys were pulled away from her by the football players. After the fight they could see the school a few distance away kakarot was getting more and more nervous the felling of barfin was there again

"Let's go team!" the coach was the first to set out followed by a cheering team and cheerleaders

They were dressed up with their gear just waiting for the game to begin, there were a lot of people cheering out different names the cheerleaders from the other team went on cheering doing their thing along with the music and the mascot was dancing and jumping around it was half human half alien it looked pretty cool when they were done the cheerleaders from kakarot's school ran onto the field kakarot was putting on his blue wristbands when the music started quickly he pushed through the players so he could look at vegeta who had a grin on his face and was doing those difficult tricks in the air and moving his hips along with the music

You can't stop can't can't can't stop you can't stop can't can't stop…

My hair looks like cotton candy
My heart is made of sequins
Blow pops and meat cleavers
Gimme something sweet sweet sweet sweet gimme something gimme something gimme something sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet

My skin looks like vanilla
My mouth is made of sugar
Syringes in cupcakes
Gimme something sweet
I'm good enough to eat oh Yeaaah.. ooohhh

You can't stop… staring at me
You can't stop… I'm good enough to eat
You can't stop…sticky sweet you can't stop…oooohh You can't stop…staring at me
You can't stop…I'm good enough to eat
You can't stop…sticky sweet you can't stop STOP…

Yes, I can see her
'cause every girl in here wanna be her
Oh! She's a Diva...
I feel the same,
And I wanna meet her

They say: "She low down..."
It's just a rumor I don't believe 'em!
They say: "She needs to slow down..."
The *baddest* thing around town!

She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before!
Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore!
I'm tryin find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful!

The way, that booty movin' - I can't take no more
Have to stop what I'm doin', so I can pull up her close
I'm tryin find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful

Damn Girl!...

Damn, you a sexy bitch, sexy bitch!
Damn, you a sexy bitch!

Damn Girl!...

Their mascot was doing backflips, cartwheels, splits in the air, dancing and jumping he was a cool green dragon. I think we all know who that dragon was, once they were done the crowd cheered. It was time. The game was going to start. The victory or the misery was getting close. Putting on his helmet kakarot followed his team out into the sun hearing the people cheer and the applause his eyes were locked with the intense green eyes of his coach, Mr. Vegeta walked up to him placing a hand on his shoulder

"Are you ok boy?"

"I'm n-nervous that's all"

"Why? It's not the first time you play"

"Yeah I know but what if I screw up?"

"Hey if we lose it will be alright you just keep your cool and let it flow"

"alright" kakarot smiled, he walked up to the referee followed by krilin and yamcha coming face to face with other three guys the color of the 'mutants' clothes was black with purple and the 'saiyans' was a bark blue with orange, they waited till the old man took a coin out of his pocket then he pointed at the opposite player

"Face" the guy's voice was very husky

Then up went the coin then to the ground the mutants would do the kickoff. Both leaders shook hands going their separate ways. Walking back to the rest of the team to meet in a huddle, he waved excited at his brother raditz who had a big smile next to him his father and the twins had their fingers crossed sending him good luck. Everyone was ready for the 'mutants' to start the kickoff. The kicker was 10 yards away from the ball then he ran as fast as he could kicking it with all his force but luckily Anthony caught the ball and began running, his goal was the end zone. The players tackled the opposite team as Anthony ran through them but was sent to the ground. The game has begun…vegeta watched nervously as the game went on he feared something bad would happen to kakarot the damn commentator only making him more nervous. It was a very brutal, savage and exciting game

"BLUE 58 BLUE 58 SET HUT!" he heard kakarot's husky voice making chills run down his spine. After a while they cheered when their team finally scored. When the players went back to their position something went wrong something the referee didn't or didn't want to see

"TIME OUT!" kakarot cried getting everyone's attention, the boy walked up to the referee taking his helmet off he had an angry look on his face

"Aren't you gonna do something!" he yelled in the man's face, the coach pulled him away from the referee he could feel that kakarot would punch him in any second the coach tried to talk with the referee but kakarot was to angry

"Coach you better keep that kid away from me before I disqualify you for aggression!" he yelled at Mr. Vegeta…damn fat guy was scared of the teen

"Kakarot stop it!" the coach signaled the others to take him away

"It was a fuckin facemask penalty!" he struggled.

Coach came back with the news that the referee said he hadn't seen anything but luckily he didn't disqualify them he warned kakarot no to do anything stupid…the quarterback was thinking a revenge plan

"Huddle" the team crouched down

"Man that was bullshit" yamcha sneered

"What a fuckin sell out" Derek shook his head

"What do you guys say if we give this referee a little lesson?" kakarot smiled

"What'cha planning?" brock was excited with the plan.

"Ever heard of the nutcracker?" he had an evil smile making them smile back.

Back on their positions the 'saiyans' had the ball, kakarot smiled dropping to his stance hoping his plan would work. His mind worked one thousand per second on his evil plan taking a deep breath the plan was going to action

"RED 42 RED 42 SET…HUT!" the ball snapped to his hands and he threw it with all his might right to the referee's balls. The game stopped

"Oooooohhhh!" the crowd roared and laughed their heads off. The next huddle kakarot couldn't even speak neither could the others it was just too good! They would go for it again same play…

"RED 42…RED 42 SET…HUT!" he took the ball and threw it to the referee again

"Hahahahaha!" the crowd laughed with the players somehow everyone thought the ref deserved it for being a friggin sell out. While the referee was on the ground kakarot crouched down next to him

"How about you play fair now huh what do ya say?"

"O…k"

"Good" he smiled getting up. Now the real game was on.

The saiyans were beating the shit out of the mutants, they scored again and again. Sure the mutants scored but it wasn't enough to reach the saiyans, the clocked ran the game was almost over. Kakarot decided to take the risk and make the final touchdown, so dropping to his stance he gave the signal. The ball snapped he ran as his legs would let him, the others chased after him tackling the mutants, kakarot jumped high his tackler fell face down he kept on running, he was almost there. Seconds away to end the game. A player grabbed onto his jersey but he kept on running. And then…

"TOUCHDOWN…THE SAIYANS WIN!" the commentator yelled as the crowd cheered, Mr. Vegeta fell on his knees he was filled with joy

"We won!" the team ran up to kakarot celebrating their victory. The mascot hugged kakarot and ruffled his crazy hair, the cheerleaders joined the winners

"Sweet face!" kakarot caught vegeta spinning him around and kissed him with happiness

"Kakarot!" a familiar voice called. It was his father he put vegeta back down and ran into his father's arms the way a 5 year would when his papa came back from work

"I'm so proud of you son!"

"Thanks dad!" he was back on the floor. Then he was in another pair of strong arms

"Good job little brother"

"Thanks big fella" he gave a small squeeze to his brother's shoulder

"Goku!" the twins yelled hugging their big brother. He remembered the girls wanted to meet vegeta and vegeta wanted to meet the girls

"Girls wait here" he rushed back into the crowd and was gone for a while then he came back with a boy over his shoulder, they could only see his small back and his waist

"Let go of me baka!" vegeta's cheeks were red

"Vegeta I want you to meet my dad" he placed vegeta back on the floor turning him to face his father. Vegeta had his eyes wide, it was a copy of kakarot! Black crazy hair, intense black eyes, gorgeous face, the only difference was that he had a scar on his left cheek

"Nice to meet you sir" vegeta bowed his head

"Call me bardock kid" he gave a smile

Gorgeous…WHAT! He shook his head and laughed nervously

"Vegeta this is raditz" vegeta smiled at the guy. For some reason raditz felt extremely attracted to him…who wouldn't? The boy was pretty and had a lovely body and had these beautiful big mint green eyes and his skin looked like if it were porcelain, raditz shivered vegeta looked sexy in those shorts that barely covered his rump and that tight dark blue t-shirt

"And these are the twins"

"Hi vegeta I'm Maddison!"

"I'm Alison!"

"And I'm vegeta!" he smiled crouching to meet them in eye level they were so cute

"Can you show me how to do a split!" Alison cheered in his face making him blush a bit

"Sure but it's kinda-"

"Painful?" Maddison answered for him

"Yeah but you'll get used to it I promise" he winked

"Do you do gymnastic?" Alison blinked curios eyes at him

"Yeah in gym class but I don't like it that much"

"Vegeta we should get going…your dad is calling us"

"awww!" the girls whined and hugged vegeta goodbye "aww!" he gave kakarot puppy dog eyes but got a 'no' in response

"You win. It was nice to meet you Mr. Bardock…bye raditz" raditz' voice disappeared so he gave him a nod

"I'll see you later dad"

"Alright"

After saying that kakarot took vegeta's small hand in his, vegeta waved bye to kakarot's family, both lovers walked through the field towards the exit and stepped inside the bus cheering all the way to their destiny which I think was going to be a restaurant cuz they were starving!

Finally! I finished did you like it huh huh huh?

I know I sucked at describing the game…hey I'm a girl I don't know much about football dude!

The songs I used were 'cupcakes taste like violence' by Jeffree star (if you don't know who he is…you've been missin a lot!) the song fits perfectly with goku and we all know why!

And I also used 'sexy bitch' by david guetta cuz really guys admit it…vegeta is a sexy bitch

See ya!