5/3/09 Necromancer Adventures
Chapter 7
Varthas told us the story of Jesus how right before he died he had sex with Mary
Magdalene. He had two children and they eventually had a generation passed on to Ginny
Weasley and then to me. Then Varthas spoke to me about someone who came to being
alive again from Ascension. It was Anakin Skywalker he was sent to finish his Jedi
training and become a Jedi Master. He had already got everything else when he died and
was no more Lord Vader. He wanted to finish his training and so Obi Wan and Yoda both
sent him to help me kill Odin and that was how he was going to get the Jedi Master rank.
It was because I would need him in order to help me kill Odin. Varthas said, "He is also
on his way right now so be prepared because you will have a powerful ally on your side. I
said after that "wow I finally get to meet the most famous star wars character ever." "I
can't wait to see him." Then we waited for him and after a while Anakin showed up on a
Speeder. He got off and walked up to me and shook my hands well "its good to see
someone as powerful as you." "Like me with the force you can master magical powers
very well." I then said its good to meet you too Anakin Skywalker, you have been a great
hero in my fascination." "I think we should go kill this Odin now though to get him out of
the way." Anakin nodded and we moved on and set out on the speeder. We got Elinkaten
to keep watch of Varthas while Anakin and I set out to kill Odin. Anakin said that "I
will make Odin's tall castle that he was in crash apart on him so he would be brain
damaged and then you will cast burning hands and that would burn the castle along with
him and burn his body and he would be dead. We got there and sneakily crushed Odin with a
avalanche of castle stone and then I cast burning hands and burned his body and castle too
successfully killing him once and for all. Anakin was proud of what he did and said "I am finally a Jedi
Master just wait till I get back to my master." " Good luck with that AnakiGo I am glad
you are finally a Jedi master as well." then he drove us back to Elinkaten and Varthas and
we announced our victory. They felt wonderful to hear he was dead and then Anakin
waved to us "Goodbye Alex thanks for getting rid of that threat he was worldly dangerous
and he was a threat to everyone literally, and thanks for helping me get my last Jedi rank."
"Bye."
