Ep. 7: Finding Help


(2 and a half hours later after everyone found out that Kermit was the one who sabotaged the boat).


(Sky is seen straddled over Kermit on his chest, punching him repeatedly in the face. Kermit, on the other hand, keeps his arms over his face as an attempt to block out Sky's punches. Everyone else is seen in the background, looking bored).

-Kermit: Help! Somebody, help me! Animal abuse! ANIMAL ABUSE! HELP!

(Despite Kermit's cries for help, they go unnoticed).

-Dawn: How long has Sky been beating up Kermit?

(Bodil looks over at his gold watch around his wrist, but it's broken).

-Bodil: I would tell you if my watch wasn't full of water.

-Rex: We can't just be sitting around here all day. We gotta find some way to get off this island!

-HuskyMudkipz: How, dude? We don't the first thing about getting off an island. Sure, you write huge letters spelling 'SOS' in the sand or burning wood so you can make a smoke signal, but by the time help arrives, we're all going to be dead.

(Then, Jerome aggressively starts up and points his non-existent hand at TrueMU).

-Jerome: (angrily) Man, this is all your fault!

-TrueMU: My fault!? How is this all my fault!?

-Jerome: If you hadn't suggested this boat trip to Sky, we wouldn't be stuck here!

-TrueMU: Well, I didn't know Kermit would sneak onto the boat and disable the controls.

-Jerome: At least I'm tough enough to show my face around public. You're too much of a bitch to show your face!

-TrueMU: At least I'm human! What are you supposed to be, a Chewbaca or a talking carpet that's been soaked in poop for 2 days!?

(The Minecrafters start arguing with each other. Everyone else except Dawn soon join in the argument, yelling at each other over how they're going to get off the island. Even Butter and the Butter Golem threaten each other, Butter growling furiously while the giant menacingly swings his arms at the canine. Dawn gets up and tries to calm the situation).

-Dawn: HEY! HEY, WAIT!

(Dawn's shouting does nothing. The arguments intensify, some of the Minecrafters start to push each other. Sky continues to mercilessly beat Kermit. Dawn's fury starts to boil within her being. Pushed to the breaking point, Dawn yells).

-Dawn: SSSSSSHHHHHHHUUUUUUUTTTTTT UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!

(Everyone stops and looks at Dawn. Sky had stopped beating Kermit and looks over at his wife, holding Kermit by the collar of his white shirt, bruises and a black eye marked on the frog. Dawn pants angrily, then eventually calms down with a deep breath).

-Dawn: Look...I know you guys want to get off this island, but we're not going to escape if you just argue at each other. And even if Kermit hadn't boarded the boat and mess with the driving controls, we would have been still hit by that storm if we got out of the path. So really, there aren't any real faults around here. I'm sure if we do a bit of exploring around the jungle, we might...just might find someone who can get us out of here.

(After Dawn's speech, everyone looks at each other, feeling quite ashamed at what they are currently doing instead of what they should be doing).

-Kitty: Dawn is right. If we keep fighting, we're never gonna get off this place.

-BajanCanadian: Yeah...I guess things kinda got out of hand.

-TrueMU: I guess they did...I'm sorry, Jerome.

-Jerome: It's cool, dude. Really.

-Dawn: Sky?

(Everyone looks over to Sky and Kermit. Sky glares at the frog, who smiles sheepishly. Eventually, the Butter God lets go of the humanoid amphibian and walks back to Dawn).

-Sky: (low voice) Let's go into the jungle and see what we can find.

(Sky enters the jungle, the others joining him. As everyone disappears with Sky, Kermit gets to his feet and looks down shamefully, knowing that he was the one who caused this entire mess. Feeling guilty and having a sense of blameworthiness, Kermit trudges behind the group, not wanting Sky to see his battered and bruised face. After a while of trekking through the harsh and humid environment, Sky looks ahead and sees what appears to be an parkour area. Short trees with vines are lined with other trees, all varying from height, from shortest to tallest).

-Sky: (eagerly) Parkour! Yes!

(Sky darts to the first short tree and climbs up the vines. He reaches the top and easily leaps over to the next tree. Everyone else follows him and show their skills of parkour. Kermit knows that his parkour skills aren't very good, so he walks along the line of trees. After a while of jumping and clearing trees, Sky reaches the last tree, a medium-sized length. He scans the entire area, looking for any signs of settlement or a village. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he sees something in the distance. Squinting his eyes, he can make the outline of a castle-like mansion. The other eventually reach Sky and look around).

-Ssundee: Sky, did you find anything?

-Sky: Yeah! Look, out in the distance!

(Everyone glances over and see the structure).

-Deadlox: Wow. How can someone build a mansion in the middle of a wild jungle?

-Sky: Who cares? This means that we're not going be stuck here! Come on, everyone! It doesn't look too far away.

(Sky and the group descend down vines of the side of the tree they're at. They rush through the jungle, moving branches or jumping over obstacles in their path. After they had run what seemed to be 5 miles, they reach the end of the jungle. In front of them is a 3-kilometer mansion right in front of them. Sky leads the gang along a gravel road, the gravel unusually dark-grey instead of their normal lightish-gray color. They all reach very large, brown double doors. Sky feels a bit apprehensive, but since he has no other option left, he puts his hands on the doors and slowly moves the doors apart. He and the other gape as they walk inside. Large pillars hold up the floor above, towering bookshelves cover the walls, and a large dark-red carpet makes up the floor. However, all of the glowstone in the ginormous room were off, leaving it covered in creepy darkness. The only light available is at the very end of the room, leading up a flight of stairs. When Sky and the group reach the start of the room, they look up and see a figure at the very top of the stairs, dressed in medieval-like armor, blue and black rims decorate the arms and legs of the suit. Sky takes a couple of steps away from his friends and talks to the figure, who is facing the other way with his back exposed).

-Sky: Excuse me...sir? I'm terribly sorry that we entered your mansion without your permission, but we need your help. Our boat was obliterated during a storm and we barely made it to this island alive. So, if you could help us out, that would be great.

(There is no response from the being. Sky is a little discombobulated, wondering if the person had heard what he said).

-Sky:...Sir?

(Slowly, the figure turns around until he is facing Sky. A large, iron-plated helmet is worn over his head, masking his identity).

-Sky: Sir, did you hear what I said? Can you at least show me who you are?

(The figure just stands still, no movement at all...like a statue. After a few discomfiting seconds pass, the figure's hands begin to move to his helmet. His non-existent hands slowly pick up his helmet. When the item is completely off, Sky is struck with a torment fear, fright, horror, panic, terror, and trepidation, as well as everyone else).

-Jerome: (quivering) Oh my Notch...it can't be...

-Crystal: (quivering) It can't be true...

-Kitty: (trembling) It can't be possible...

-TrueMU: (trembling) This is just a dream...

-Ssundee: (quivering) It's all too real...

-Bodil: (trembling) This is just a nightmare...

-Dawn: Sky...you think that is...

(Staring right at the Minecrafters is a man...with white, ghostly eyes with no pupils at all, looking menacingly at the beings in front of him).

-Sky: (quivering) It is...Herobrine.