A/N-Yay! Finally. Another one. This is my Avatar version of "That's How I beat Shaq" by Aaron Carter…and before you all go and throw up, just read it please. It's really cute. gives the reader puppy-dog eyes Thanks. This idea to do an Aaron Carter song was given to me by H2P2. Just cause my rhyming is a tad off, doesn't mean you have to sue. Gracias…Enjoy.
And it goes, and it goes
And it goes a little something like this
Hit It!
Aang's in the house
Come on
Here we go
Aang's in the house
Yo gaang, check it out
Guess what happened to me
(Coco-Another crazy story, come on Aangie)
I was hanging at the capital
Just playing some airball
Working on my bending
(Yeah, we heard it all)
I heard the troops screaming
I thought it was for me
But then I saw a shadow
It tried to kill me
It was Firelord Ozai
(Sokka-What? What did he say?)
(Ozai-How 'bout some one-on-one, wanna be slayed?)
I told him why not, I got some time
But when I beat you real bad
Try not to cry
(Please Aang, are you for real?)
(One-on-one with Firlord Ozai?)
Yeah, really 2nd in line from the Firelord Azulon
(You must've been nervous)
I knew I could take him
Scared the guy, psyche him out
I said Ozai, you're in my house now
Start the battle the bisonwhistle blows
Pay attention close as the story goes...
It's like boom (boom)
I served it to the dupe
Like bam (bam)
I heard the troops screaming
out jam (jam)
I swear that I'm telling you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Ozai
So check it out
I thought I had the lead
But then he started scoring more blows on me
I was scoring up bricks
(Zuko-Was it gettin real hot?)
I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop
I had a plan, I could change the pace
I said, Yo Oz, you didn't wear your underwear
He looked down, I took the lead
I'm taking him the scoon now watch me all
You can do it Aang, nothing to fret
Come on Ozzie, had enough yet?
Through and through, I'm catching up
I guess he's getting nervous
Cuz he already lost
It's like boom (boom)
I served it to the dupe
Like bam (bam)
I heard the troops screaming
out jam (jam)
I swear that I'm telling you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Ozai
Blow after blow
Jam after jam
Katara's always cheering
(Katara- Aang is the man!)
move after move
Jam after jam
Katara's always cheering
(Katara- Aang is the man!)
Fire Army was shocked
couldn't believe it was real
(I can't believe the avatar just stuffed Ozai)
One more second, was all that remained
Put my air glider up
I put him in shame
I must admit that it sounds real crazy
But I strook him last
Then he cried like a baby
Sorry Ozai, I should've let you win
You're good too
And we can still be friends
The troops went nuts
They put me on their shoulders
Then I heard a voice
And it sounded like Katara's
(Katara-Get up for bending pratice, you're gonna be late!)
Babe, can't you see that I'm putting him to shame?
(Katara- How could you be fighting if you're still in bed?)
(Katara- Are you gettin' sick, did you hit your head?)
Aw, man it was all a dream
I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me
It's like boom (boom)
I served it to the dupe
Like bam (bam)
I heard the troops screaming
out jam (jam)
I swear that I'm telling you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Ozai
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