A/N-Yay! Finally. Another one. This is my Avatar version of "That's How I beat Shaq" by Aaron Carter…and before you all go and throw up, just read it please. It's really cute. gives the reader puppy-dog eyes Thanks. This idea to do an Aaron Carter song was given to me by H2P2. Just cause my rhyming is a tad off, doesn't mean you have to sue. Gracias…Enjoy.

And it goes, and it goes

And it goes a little something like this

Hit It!

Aang's in the house

Come on

Here we go

Aang's in the house

Yo gaang, check it out

Guess what happened to me

(Coco-Another crazy story, come on Aangie)

I was hanging at the capital

Just playing some airball

Working on my bending

(Yeah, we heard it all)

I heard the troops screaming

I thought it was for me

But then I saw a shadow

It tried to kill me

It was Firelord Ozai

(Sokka-What? What did he say?)

(Ozai-How 'bout some one-on-one, wanna be slayed?)

I told him why not, I got some time

But when I beat you real bad

Try not to cry

(Please Aang, are you for real?)

(One-on-one with Firlord Ozai?)

Yeah, really 2nd in line from the Firelord Azulon

(You must've been nervous)

I knew I could take him

Scared the guy, psyche him out

I said Ozai, you're in my house now

Start the battle the bisonwhistle blows

Pay attention close as the story goes...

It's like boom (boom)

I served it to the dupe

Like bam (bam)

I heard the troops screaming

out jam (jam)

I swear that I'm telling you the facts

Cuz that's how I beat Ozai

So check it out

I thought I had the lead

But then he started scoring more blows on me

I was scoring up bricks

(Zuko-Was it gettin real hot?)

I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop

I had a plan, I could change the pace

I said, Yo Oz, you didn't wear your underwear

He looked down, I took the lead

I'm taking him the scoon now watch me all

You can do it Aang, nothing to fret

Come on Ozzie, had enough yet?

Through and through, I'm catching up

I guess he's getting nervous

Cuz he already lost

It's like boom (boom)

I served it to the dupe

Like bam (bam)

I heard the troops screaming

out jam (jam)

I swear that I'm telling you the facts

Cuz that's how I beat Ozai

Blow after blow

Jam after jam

Katara's always cheering

(Katara- Aang is the man!)

move after move

Jam after jam

Katara's always cheering

(Katara- Aang is the man!)

Fire Army was shocked

couldn't believe it was real

(I can't believe the avatar just stuffed Ozai)

One more second, was all that remained

Put my air glider up

I put him in shame

I must admit that it sounds real crazy

But I strook him last

Then he cried like a baby

Sorry Ozai, I should've let you win

You're good too

And we can still be friends

The troops went nuts

They put me on their shoulders

Then I heard a voice

And it sounded like Katara's

(Katara-Get up for bending pratice, you're gonna be late!)

Babe, can't you see that I'm putting him to shame?

(Katara- How could you be fighting if you're still in bed?)

(Katara- Are you gettin' sick, did you hit your head?)

Aw, man it was all a dream

I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me

It's like boom (boom)

I served it to the dupe

Like bam (bam)

I heard the troops screaming

out jam (jam)

I swear that I'm telling you the facts

Cuz that's how I beat Ozai

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