"MANIC!!! You screwed up again!!!" Screamed Sonic.

"It wasn't me! IT WAS THE DUCK!!!" Screamed Manic as he pointed to a random direction.

"Prove it."

"Ok ok. It wasn't the duck. It was that stupid shark that keeps on attacking me!"

"How am I supposed to believe you? You're gonna get such a beating!!!" Said Sonic as everyone else appeared with bats and frying pans and remote controlled life size fighter jets with bombs in them.

"Oh, Shadow, thanks for getting me yet another baseball bat!" Sonic said.

"But I-"

"Oh, while we're at it, we might as well beat up Shadow just for the heck of it." Suddenly, the sky filled with spewing blood and missiles and (Censored for your viewing pleasure).

After coming out of the hospital, Manic and Shadow got beaten up by the guys in the ambulance again. So they never were heard of again until 5 hours later.

You know what? I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

5 hours later, Manic returned, claiming that he smelled Miracle Whip. He started singing a song about it.

"When you Miracle Whip! All the deserts say..." Sang Manic.

"Manic, that's Cool Whip." Sonia said as she sprayed Cool Whip into Manic's mouth to get him to stop singing.

"Hey! What's your problem anyways?" Manic screamed at Sonia.

"Hmm? I didn't do anything."

"Yes you did! But it does taste nice. I think everyone should definitely go by it! (This is exactly what people feel after trying Cool Whip. It's good for you kids, only 90,000 calories!)"

"Manic's gone crazy!" Sonic screamed as he just came around the corner and heard Manic's advertisement campaign. "THE END IS NEAR!!!"

"Shut up, Sonic, or else I'm gonna have to spray you too!" Sonia threatened. Sonic grabbed the can from Sonia and pointed it at her.

"Can't do it now, huh?" Sonic teased as he continued pointing the can at Sonia. Sonia stepped backwards to reveal a refrigerator that popped out of nowhere. She opened it to reveal hundreds of cans of Cool Whip. She took two cans and closed the fridge again.

"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!!" Sonic said as he sprayed his can of all its contents which took about 30 seconds. Sonic kept on spraying, wondering when all the cream will be gone. He looked around. Something didn't feel quite right, but he couldn't put his finger on it. He looked at his watch to see how much time has passed. White. Hmm, weird. Thought Sonic as his watch was white. "AUUGH!!! MY EYES!!!" Sonic just realized that the can was pointed backwards. Sonia sprayed Sonic and Sonic caught handfuls of the whip and threw it around blindly because he still couldn't see.

"Hey guys! We're going home soon, so buy souvenirs fast! Check out this new expensive shirt I got! It co-" Tails said as he popped out of nowhere. Then handfuls of Cool Whip from a blind Sonic bombarded Tails and his new shirt.

"NNNUUUUU!!! My shirt! Manic, why did you do that?" Tails screamed.

"It wasn't me! It was Sonic!" Manic screamed back as Cool Whip was sprayed into his mouth.

"I agree! It's Manic's fault for no apparent reason!" Sonia said. "Let's beat the crap out of him." Everyone started beating Manic. Even a shark that appeared out of nowhere. Then the shark wrote a note for everyone to read.

"Let's toss him out the window." Sonic read aloud. "Good idea, Manic's trustworthy, kind, loyal and non-violent friend!"

"Wh-what are you doing?" Manic said as everyone picked him up and started swinging. Finally, everyone let go and Manic torpedoed out the window. With a loud thud and two screams, everyone went downstairs to see a badly hurt Shadow lying under a badly beaten Manic.

"Hey Shadow, thanks for saving Manic's life! Now we can beat him up some more! You just stay where you are!" Sonic said.

2 days later, after Manic finally escaped being beaten up at the hospital, he went back to the hotel to see everyone packing.

"We're leaving?" Manic asked.

"Yup. Good thing you got back, otherwise we would've ditched you." Sonic said.

"Hey, bad news, guys. My plane was stolen because apparently, there were no security features on it so I bought us some tickets." Tails said as he held up his tickets.

"Hmm… Kingdom Air… Never heard of it." Sonic said.

"That's because a new airline had to be created to avoid copyright infringement." Tails explained.

As they drove to the airport, they figured out everything. The terminal, gate, boarding time, what to do with the van and so on.

The flight was delayed several hours, so everyone just sat at the terminal with a Tim Hortens coffee in their hands. Finally, the plane arrived and everyone boarded.

"Hey Tails, where are we going, anyways?" Sonic asked.

"I don't know, the country Chris is in?" Tails answered.

"Where does he live? The U.S. or something like that?"

"I thought he was Asian. Why are you asking me about where Chris lives? We're already taxiing onto the runway, we can't change! Heck, I don't even know where we live on our own planet, it's just so confusing! Just-Just freakin' go to sleep!"

So Sonic did.


After he woke up, they were in the air. It seemed awfully silent. Then the captain's intercom came on.

"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. All four engines have stopped, and instead of gliding to the nearest runway, we have decided to do a nosedive because that's what everyone expects the plane to happen when the engines stop. Yup, you heard us, a nosedive. Thank you for flying Kingdom Air, we will be on the ground shortly." Then the plane's nose dipped down and it crashed…

After a while, Sonic came to, and he found the plane's wreckage. He also discovered they were on a deserted island. He also managed to find his friends.

"Our plane has crashed" Tails said.

"It's slightly frustrating" Manic put in.

Sonic realized that there were barely any survivors on the island.

"Man, this is starting to feel more and more like a lousy rip-off of "Lost"." Sonia commented. Suddenly, a huge figure emerged from the ocean.

"Oh no! It's Chaos! He's come to destroy the world!" Tails screamed.

"Nyeh, just go ahead. I don't care. This ain't my world anyways, you might as well go kill Chris. Do what you like, destroy the world." Sonic said as he scavenged for any first-class food in the plane wreckage. There was a brief pause.

"Uh… I'm getting paid for this, right?" Chaos asked Tails.

"Actually, you've been written out of the show."

"Lousy people and their lousy…" mumbled Chaos as he left.

Manic was sitting on a log when someone tapped his shoulder. He looked back, just to see hundreds of sharks behind him.

"Eep"