Chapter 7
After some intense playing of Dead Space on Hidan's Xbox, he and Deidara got ready to go to the movies. They dressed simply in jeans and t-shirts. They hopped into Hidan's crap-mobile and drove out of the driveway.
As Hidan was driving, Deidara couldn't help but notice how much muscle Hidan really had! Deidara had always been a skinny, lanky kind of kid, but he wasn't complete skin and bones. Hidan on the other hand had always been well rounded in the tonal department. He was one of the strongest people Deidara knew, both mentally and physically. Deidara's cerulean eyes traced over Hidan's smooth muscle, down his arms, and sides… He was almost an angel. He was perfect.
Deidara looked out the window to hide his deep, embarrassing blush as Hidan reached into the middle of them and pressed 'PLAY' on the radio. All of a sudden, The Used started to blare and Deidara felt somewhat peace. Deidara smiles, The Used was one of their favorite bands, another thing they shared.
The two friends rode in silence, Liar Liar pounding on their ear drums as they drove down the highway to get to the mall. Once they got through the Saturday evening traffic, Hidan finally managed to get a parking spot, but only after Deidara yelled for the fifth time…
"There's one un!!!!"
The two walked into the mall together, and waited in line to get the tickets. As they were standing in line as they got closer and closer, as usual, they played best two out of three of Rock Paper Scissors. Hidan won, so that meant Deidara had to buy the soda, the popcorn, the candy and whatever else two college boys could shove down their throats.
And everyone knows, the food always ends up costing more then the tickets themselves. Deidara's head hung in shame as he listened to Hidan rattle off everything he wanted, and the list wasn't getting shorter.
This sucked… And then it hit him. Deidara glared slightly at Hidan and slugged him in the arm.
"What the hell was that for Dei?" Hidan asked, whining quite loudly as he rubbed his arm.
Deidara had fake tears in his eyes; he was going to play the pity card on Hidan… It always worked. Whining like a pre teen girl, Deidara responded;
"It's not fair Hidan-kun! I thought you loved me! Isn't the boy supposed to pay for the first date? How can you be so cruel to your girlfriend?!"
Almost the whole ticket line turned around to see a 'sobbing' feminine Deidara and a flustered Hidan.
"Deidara would you stop it for Jashin's sake!" Hidan hissed into Deidara's ear… This only made his 'girlfriend' sob even more into immaculately painted nails.
"Alright FINE then, you can buy the damn tickets" Hidan groaned. Deidara immediately stopped crying and jumped up and down while clapping, looking like a complete moron.
"Thank you un!" Deidara replied, loud enough for the remaining and caring spectators to hear.
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Little did they both know, Kakuzu was at the front of the line, sporting his new girlfriend. A perfect 36-26-38. With gray hair, and magenta eye shadow on. He saw the whole outburst and then pushed himself off from against the wall. He wrapped a stitched arm around his lover and grabbed onto her hip almost too tightly,
"Lets go… There only a bunch of kids…" Kakuzu said as they walked into the theater.
