Hola. I've been reading my own fanfictions lately and I've realized that like half of them don't make sense. Lol.
Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto characters or any of their voice actors.
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Me, "Ah ha ha! We are finally at Yuri-san's house!" *Driving horribly and crashes into everything*
Sasuke, "Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god. I am going to die today." *Head had already slammed into window at least 10 times*
Me, *Runs into Yuri's garden.* "Woopsies, sorry about that. Sasuke will clean it up." *Walks up professionally and rings doorbell while dragging Sasuke by the ear."
Lowenthal, "Oh hi, you must be Miss Shikia and SASUKE?!" *Leans out the door to get good look at Sasuke*
Sasuke, "Yea fraud, got a problem?" *Gets hit on head by me*
Me, "Show some respect pipsqueak. Oh hi Mr. Lowenthal." *Puts on best smile*
Lowenthal, "Its- Its... Sasuke in the flesh?! That's brilliant! We have the exact same voices!"
Sasuke, *Mutters in Japanese* "Anata wa meiwakudesu, now we don't." (Translated into, "You are annoying.")
Me, *Wacks Sasuke so hard head is starting to fall off* "Eh hem, I'm very sorry for this nuisance here." *Hits one more time. Head falls off.*
Sasuke, "Waahhhhh!" *Me quickly arranged head and sticks it back onto neck*
Lowenthal, "Oh my god... this is... the best day of my life! Come on in Sasuke and Shikia!"
Me, *Squeals head off and enters while dragging Sasuke on a dog leash* "Oh! And that's... Kate Higgins!" *Squeals head off one more time.*
Sasuke, "Sa-sakura?"
Me, "Yea, your future wife man."
Higgins, "Oh, its Sasuke- SASUKE?!"
Sasuke, "I'm getting tired of this reaction." *Kate bends down to hug Sasuke* "Am I really that short?"
Me, "Yea, even I'm taller than you."
Sasuke, "By AN inch." *Stands on tipsy toes*
Lowenthal, "Feel free to eat anything you want, and Sasuke, tell me some things about yourself." *Table is piled with deserts, sweets, and tomatoes!*
Sasuke and I, *Dive for Tomatoes!*
Me, "Yomatoes arf lof, Momatoes arf life."
Sasuke, "Hey Lofentail, haf anyfore Fomatoes?"
Higgins, "Please don't talk while eating."
Me, "Ah, sorry." *Wipes mouth and duck tapes Sasuke's mouth while continue to swallow all the food.*
Sasuke, "Murf, murf!"
Me, "You sound like a walrus, now shut up." *Gestures towards Lowenthal to continue*
Lowenthal, "Erm, tell us about yourself."
Me, "I'm gorgeous, I'm brilliant, and I'm the best. Oh and, I hate Sasuke."
Sasuke, "She's ugly, she's irritating, and she's stupid. Oh and, I hate her."
Higgins, "Umm... okay... But its sure nice to meet you Sasuke-sama!"
Sasuke, "Heard that idiot?"
Me, "Eh hem , if you haven't noticed, I'm also a person!"
Higgins, "Uhh, sorry Shikia-hime."
Me, "Seeee?"
Lowenthal, "So, how'd you guys even come here?"
Sasuke, "We just did." *Tries to peel off duck tape that prevents him from eating all the juicy tomatoes vanishing down my throat.*
Me, *Swallows tomato after tomato* "Uhh, well, so... this dope here, happened to want to compete with you or something."
Sasuke, "Yea, cause you're the fraud. I'm the real Sasuke!"
Lowenthal, "Nah, I am."
Me, "Okay, okay. Challenge accepted for both of you. We are playing truth or dare."
Sasuke and Lowenthal, "Whaaaaa?!"
Me, "I call going first. I dare Sasuke to stay in a closet with Yuri-san for 7 minutes."
Higgins, "Sounds great, lets go take a nap while they do that." *Sasuke and Lowenthal grumble and enter closet.*
Me, *Places sound projector* "Hmmm, I sure wonder whats going on in there." *Winks at Kate*
Higgins, *Weird noises* "Umm, if you will excuse me..." *Grabs ear plugs*
After 7 minutes,
Me, "So, what did you do? Spill." *After seeing Sasuke and Lowenthal coming out flustered*
Sasuke, "Nothing idiot... my turn." *Grins evily* "Truth or Dare Shik?"
Me, "Dare duh, I'm way braver than you guys."
Sasuke, *Lowenthal leans in and whispers, both exchange evil grins* "I dare you and Kate-chan to have a contest to see who can steal a kiss from Itachi first!"
Higgins, "Why me?" *I puke in background*
Lowenthal,"Cause Freeman isn't here so you can't go crush on him, plus, the real Itachi is here right now." *Shakes open bag of Pocky.*
Itachi, "Mineeeee." *Rushes in only to run into frying pan in my hand*
Me, "Suck it up girl. And bring it on Kate!" *Weaves hand signs* "Love Style, Kissy Kissy Lips Attack!" *Lips appear and chase Itachi*
Itachi, "Waaahh, what's going on Sasuke?"
Sasuke, "Kate-chan and Shik both have a mad crush on you, deal with it."
Higgins and I, "Noo way!" *both blush after saying, then tackles Itachi*
Me, "Let's get this over with." *Leans in...*
Sasuke, "Anddddddddd" *sounds like announcer*
Me, "OH SHUT UP ALREADY AND CATHERINE HIGGINS, REMOVE THAT TAPE RECORDER THIS VERY INSTANT."
Higgins, "Yikes, how do you know my real name?"
Me, "FIGURE IT OUT." *Takes out wood panel to block outsiders* "Done and done."
Itachi, "Gurl, that was harsh!"
Me, "Yeah right, like I'd ever really kiss you idiot!"
Others, *Wondering, did they kiss or not?*
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Who wants to know what happens and if they really kissed? :D Not telling. Please review so Sasuke can quit complaining!
-Naruto016
