CHAPTER 7: THE MEXICAN PRISON
Asterisk and company were hiding under the invisibility cloak, and they found the Demon Sector, unfortunately, the entrance was blocked by an extremely durable door and a force field preventing teleportation inside, so Jack told GENIH WAT to teleport around the prison looking for something that would open the entrance, he didn't even need the invisibility cloak, he was too small and sneaky for the guards to see, so he found a door with "Staff Only" written on it and teleported inside the room behind it, guessing the button that would open the Demon Sector would be there, and he was right! The button glowed with the most alarming tone of red, GENIH WAT was a bit scared to press it, specially since it was the size of twenty galaxies which made it look even more dangerous to press, but he just said screw it and went ahead...
And as they were standing in front of the entrance it quickly opened releasing a cloud of pitch black death gas, but they braved through with DETERMINATION and entered a dark, burning hellhole with many seemingly endless hallways and no floor, with them left floating in an invisible platform above a dark abyss, many gruesome, indescribable gorey multidimensional abominations (And japanese goblins, kind of killing the tension) screeching in high pitch across the prison, doing incomprehensible attacks hopeleslly trying to break free of their cells, they searched deep across the sector, looking across all tiers, E, D, C, B, A and S, but not finding ASS in any of the tiers he should be, they ran out of places to search in, until they searched the E tier, the last place they expected to find him and...
ASS was sitting inside a tiny cell, unconscious, so they tried to break in, but for some reason despite being the lowest tier cell it wouldn't budge, they had no other option... but to release all prisoners... which GENIH WAT did without any warning after finding an even bigger red button with an even more alarming tone of red, chaos ensued, suddenly extremely loud noises came from all directions, all the demons were freed, they went back to ASS's cell to get him but... he was not there anymore, all of them sighed and rushed out of the Demon Sector before getting their asses brutally murdered, but it was no use, suddenly, waves of brown stuff rushed across all the hallways, massacring the guards, a pair of googly eyes was in the middle of the waves, which gathered up and morphed into a piece of shit with googly eyes, if it weren't for the fact it just easily killed everyone in the hallways before they could react, they would have thought it was a weak ass pussy virgin bitch, but it wasn't, infact, Poop Emoji was one of the S tier prisoners, he meant serious business, Asterisk activated the Red Soul Rage Bloom and exploded him into bits with his Quadra Aster Blasters, but it was useless, since it just split into multiple smaller Poop Emojis and they slithered away to an unseen part of the prison...
Asterisk and Jack were dashing across the hallways, searching for ASS, Jack destroying the lower tier prisoners in the way with energy crossbows and machine guns, Asterisk kicking the objects away and blowing holes in doors, while also having to hold the Onceler's hand like if he was his son or something, because he is way too slow to keep up with them, making him scream like a pussy in the process, with all the guards that survived shitting their pants in the corners but also being weirded out thinking Asterisk was the Onceler's dad... or Asterisk being something a bit more illegal that begins with a p... GENIH WAT teleported back close to them and was hiding in Jack's pocket, shy as usual and not having any clue of the magnitude of the consequences of his actions, but granting Jack many wishes of teleporting ahead of stronger prisoners blocking their path... which due to the nature of GENIH WAT's wishes meant flinging them across the hallways at ludicrous speeds, making them end up in the Meme Sector, a silly but mind-numbing place, where the walls were dabbing in place and flying to the insides and outsides of pocket dimensions, the floor was made of seizure inducing psychodelic rainbow tiles and paintings of meme-worthy celebrities and other notable deitites were spread out across the hallways, seemingly staring at them, almost as if the paintings were alive.
A cloud of darkness shrouded the Meme Sector, a skeleton with a trench coat, sunglasses, a fedora and a dildo staff walked across the hallways with an army of dead memes following it, it was the Necromemer, another S tier prisoner, who managed to turn all the memes in the Meme Sector into mindless zombies who follow all his orders, when he saw Asterisk he sang the Rick Roll as a command after saying: "Oh, what's this, memes that survived the carnage unscathed? Go, my little minions, murder those fellows and turn them into my slaves, hehehe, all memes succumb to death...", and sent Psy, Tall Cat and Shoop da Woop to attack them, Jack grabbed a homemade Reflector Shield and shot DA LAZOR back at Shoop da Woop, making him puke out an even more powerful laser before exploding, which also got reflected, resulting in a NICE GRAPHICS 10000x bigger explosion, after that, the Onceler, hiding in a corner, got tired of being a weak ass pussy virgin bitch and thought: "Useless nerd? I'm not useless, i studied the blade, they just don't get it... i bet i could beat these guys with only 10% of my power!" he then rushes in without saying anything and tries to cut Tall Cat's legs with a mall katana... which immediately breaks, leading to Tall Cat mauling the Onceler, and Asterisk cringing but being forced to rush in and save him, which leads to Jack being unsupported and vulnerable, nearly getting decimated by Psy's dance moves, and putting them at a disadvantage against the Necromemer, Asterisk thought: "Ugh, why did i have to bring this kid with me... will he ever learn? I should have just ditched him and let him live a regular life in some random multiverse...", running and flying past the wall of Rage Comic faces to rescue him, when he got there he shattered Tall Cat's bones with a swift kick and noticed half of the Onceler's body was clawed and his face was deformed in a way resembling an emoji, which gave him a quick laugh, because he deserved that for being so idiotic, running back with him to help Jack, who froze and then melted hordes of zombie pandas and weegee clones, they knew they wouldn't be able to defeat the Necromemer in a direct fight since he had the entire Meme Sector following his commands, plus, he said there was no one left in the meme sector, so ASS couldn't be there, but at the same time, they predicted that wouldn't be the last time they saw the Necromemer...
While they were running around aimlessly through the prison, telling all the guards to go hide the fuck away if they wanna survive the chaos, GENIH WAT stopped being shy for a while and spoke out: "h6y g31s6 1 T81nk 1 kn00w w64r 4SS C03lDD B CR66P7P4ST4 S66CK55T0r D4NG6R055 C4NC6R055 PL4C6 4LL g31s65 1n th6r6 w5d b 5 T16R 1N 0TH6R S6CT0RS SP00K7!111", they could barely understand what he said, but from the little they understood they knew where to go, and it wasn't gonna be pretty...
After many of chromosomes of running around the prison, due to it being massive, they finally found the place GENIH WAT was talking about, the door was already open due to his previous, rather reckless actions so they rushed in, but not before doing their prayers to Bob the Rock, the walls were painted the same alarming tone of red as the button GENIH WAT pressed, but with a bit more hyper realistic blood, the first thing they run into is a small blonde boy in a green costume with a serial killer slime and on fire, but they knew that deity would be the least of their worries, so they simply pushed him out of the way before he could do anything and kept on going, and right after hearing the insane ear rape, they knew the highest tier prisoner was only a few steps away from them, so Jack pre-emptively placed Antimatter bear traps all over the room and shot Jeff the Killer and his harem of fangirls with a fully charged shot of the Bombastic, his favorite weapon he had no opportunities to use, the first shot is an extradimensional Black Hole Soul Reaping Bomb, which split into 128 Immaterial Monster Magic Bombs, which split into 16384 Toxicness Chromosome Bombs, which split into 2097152 Antimatter Physics Bending Bombs, which split into 268435456 firecrackers, overkill? Nah, they deserved it.
They ran into many creepypastas while running through the sector, most of them were low quality obscure ones though, not posing a threat, but one that looked quite a bit like Jeff the Killer was stalking them, but disappearing before they could attack him, hmm... anyways, Slenderman, who was not so slender anymore after getting squashed by Jack's Soul Powered Sledgehammer, the .exe gang, who all got .executed by quick, ironic wishes from Jack to GENIH WAT, like being eaten alive, slamming really hard into a hyper realistic door, etc. the prisoners in the Creepypasta Sector didn't seem to be as much of a threat as they thought, were they missing something? A special technique they didn't show yet?
After jumping down a crater filled with "spooky" looking versions of videogame mooks, they had searched the entire prison for ASS, nothing... atleast that was, until the creepypasta that looked like Jeff the Killer jumped down and cheesily jumpscared them, which was startling at best considering how overused JtK was... but something was strange, he didn't look quite the same, almost as if he predicted the chromosome they would attack, he opened his bloody mouth with shark teeth and screeched out loud: "YOU FOOLS! YOU UNDERESTIMATE OUR POWER, WE ARE A HIVE MIND, WE OBEY THE CHAOS GODS, FOR THEY ARE ABOVE ALL, AND THEY TAUGHT US POWERS, MANY POWERS, SO WE SHALL BE INVINCIBLE! THE POWER OF "SHIPPING", PERHAPS OUR GREATEST TECHNIQUE, BUT YOUR FEEBLE TOTALLY TERRIFIED MINDS CAN'T GRASP IT ON YOUR OWN, CAN THEY? WHEN TWO DEITIES FROM HYPERDEATHSPACE ARE TOXIC AND POWERFUL ENOUGH, THEY CAN BECOME ONE DEITY PERMANENTLY WITH THE POWER OF THE TWO INCREASED MASSIVELY! SOME FOOLISH MORTALS LIKE YOU CALL IT FUSION, BUT WE CALL IT "SHIPPING", I SHIPPED WITH JANE THE KILLER, NOW WE HAVE BECOME ONE, I HAD TO DO IT TO SURVIVE, YOU FOOLS FORCED ME TO DO IT, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE, NOW PREPARE TO DIE AT MY BLOODIED HANDS!"
Atleast that's what he said, until, to their confusion, the same poorly drawn portal as before showed up, ASS came down with a bang (of his flaming dick) and kicked Janeff the Killer's ass, screaming out loud: "HEY THERE YA FUCKIN' LOSERS LMAO I JUST WANTED TO LAUGH AT YOU TRY AND TRY SO HARD TO FIND ME BUT NOT DO IT CAUSE YOU SUCK, LMAO THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HERE ARE A JOKE, I OBLITERATED LIKE HALF OF THEM JUST FROM COMING HERE, THIS WAS A REALLY ELABORATE TROLL WASN'T IT XDDD BUT YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL THO I THINK THAT MOFERFUFFER POOP EMOJI AND THAT OTHER FUCCR NECROMEMER ARE GUNNA PLAN ON FUCKIN YOU UP WITH SOME OTHER GUYS YOU RUIN IN UR JOURNEY JUST SAYIN ALSO I FOUND THIS BITCH (VINER) UNCONSCIOUS OUT THERE SO HAVE HIM AND DO WTF YOU WANT WITH THAT NIGGA LEL BAI"
"...i...why...AAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!"
"Calm down, man, atleast we got Viner in our hands now, we should go outside, i have a feeling Filthy Frank, despite his power, won't be enough to stop the minion invasion all by himself..."
