Total Drama Action

Part 7: " I WET MYSELF!"

Chris: So, we had to chickens. Can the Screaming Gophers beat that?

Billy walked up to the large ledge, sweating a river.

"That's disgusting....." Ted whispered to Linsay.

"I know right? I don't understand why he can't just wipe himself with a towel or something." Linsay responded. Ted looked at Linsay with an eyebrow raised in confusion, and inched away.

"Uh, can I call somebody before I do this?" Billy asked.

"If you're going to call the Grim Reaper, then no." hris said smug. Billy frowned.

"Well, what's the point of doing this then?" Billy said angrily. Billy walked away, and grabbed a chicken hat from Chris.

Everyone from the Screaming Gophers gave Billy a look of anger as he passed by everyone. Billy acted like it wasn't anything of concern. Was it?

*Cut to confession booth.*

Billy: Why should anybody care what I do? I like myself! I fact, *Picks nose, then pulls out booger.* I even love my boogers *Eats booger*.

*Cut back.*

Chris:Next up is Timmy Turner.

Timmy Turner looked over the edge, then he jumped but suddenly, he hit a tree, which then knocked him up to the edge.

Chris:Wow, another chicken.

Timmy then turned, and looked angry.

"What?! I jumped, and I hit a tree branch! Don't I get a do-over or something?" Timmy said angrily.

"Sorry, rules don't exsist on TDA." Chris said plopping a chicken hat on Timmy's head. Timmy cursed and grumbled as he headed back.

About five minutes later, it only was Ted and Ed left to go.

"Alright, I just have to remember my strategy and I'll win this." Ted said to himself.

"Hm, I bet five bucks that he'll rust up just like I did." Jenny said smug, although in the same condition she was in five minutes ago.

"I bet you he won't, since he's much smarter than you seem to be." Duncan laughed. Jenny sighed.

Ted jumped, did a 360 degree spin, then activated a metal shell, then plopped into the water.

"3-2-1." Jenny said with a blue smug.

Ted emerged from the water and onto land, unharmed in any way possible.

"Well, now look who's talking?" Duncan said looking at Jenny. Jenny looked through her different compartments, then gave Duncan five dollars.

Ed finally walked to the ledge. Ed sat there, frozen solid. Suddenly, he burst into tears.

"I WET MYSELF DOUBLE D!!" Ed hollered. Ed then bolted down the wrong side of the cliff. Every member of the Gophers, except Billy, who was too busy excavating his nose, frowned.

"Well, that's 3 chickens for the Gophers and 2 for the Bass." Chris announced.

"Wait, if we had less chickens, that means we won right?" Jenny asked happily. Courtney looked at Jenny as if she was stupid.

"What was your first clue?" Courtney asked. Jenny then spontaneously fell apart again.

"The Bass are safe for this week, and as for the Gophers, tisk tisk. Costly mistakes right there on your part. I'll be seeing you guys at the bonfire tonight." Chris said happily.

"How did we get beat by my technilogical cousin?!" Ted asked angrily.

"Maybe it was because we have so many chickens on this team!" Billy yelled. Every one looked at Billy, then started beating him to a pulp. Billy screamed in pain as he sat in the dust being beat up.

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