Kasurin: Yo, we're back! and as promised here's Youko!
Chibi Youko appears from behind the curtain, chewing on his chicken
Kasurin: Due to my scatter-brained (forgetful) mind process, I could only get the chibi Youko. Guess what! He only comes up to my knees! I'll have to get Me-chan or Rachel to draw him and put the link up so ya'll can see him!
Youko: Grrowl! munch, munch
Kasurin: He says that I own nothing that is familiar to all you Yu Yu fans. Also--EEK!
Full-grown Kurama grabs Kasurin from behind and whispers something into her ear
Kasurin: EEK! NO! SUKEBE! And what about Chelsea?
Youko: It's true I like the sweet innocent ones, but you seem experienced. smirk
Kasurin: scowl Go scare Chelsea with your perverted ideas. Youko starts walking off AND I WANT MY CHIBI BACK! Back to you readers Anyways: If you want a guest character, just ask. Even my friends would be thrilled to be here! I've got to run off before Chelsea finds out that I sent Youko after her.
Random high-pitched scared screech: KASURIN!
Kasurin: Gotta go. Oh yeah, go Read Chelsea's story. It's called "What We Do Best" by Pai-chan Funnyfilly. (I think...I'm not even sure I got her name right...) It only has one chapter, so bother her until she updates. I refuse to post more chapters until she writes more! runs away laughing psychotically
Ch. 7 Of Incoherent Babbling
"Let go of my arm." Hiei said to me. "Oh, sorry." I had squeezed his arm out of anger and there was a red hand print that HAD to hurt. I rubbed my head, feeling a headache coming on. "I think I need a drink. Where'd you put the tequila, Yusuke?" "Fridge, bottom shelf."
Chelsea ran in front of me and blocked the doorway, "No." "Yes." "No." "Yes." "Fine. I get a pina colada." "Beer for me!" Yusuke, Whitney, and Kuwabara shouted at the same time. "Anyone else?" "Red wine." the cute li'l redhead told me. "Pina colada for me too." Meagan responded. "Orange juice for me," Yukina and Keiko stated. Then after I had turned around Hiei said, "Bloody Mary." "..."
Kurama, the wise fox of the group, asked an unanimous question, "Hiei, you do know that Bloody Marries don't have blood in them, correct?" "Baka kitsune. Of course I know that." I turned back towards the kitchen, shaking my head, 'Typical. Almost scary...' When I finished the drinks(actually had wine. Go fig.), I handed them out. Then Kurama seemed to notice something, "Are any of you 21?" "...NOPE!" We all yelled at the same time. I looked over at Hiei, "Done already? If you know how, go fix a second." I finished mine off and went into the kitchen.
"Hiei, you have three eyes. Am I that drunk?" "No. It's my jagan eye." "OH! I've heard of that! It's a pretty purpley-blue color." I reached for his forehead, but accidentally poked his eye. He visibly flinched as I spazzed, "OH MY GOD! I am SO sorry! Geez, I must be more drunk than I thought." I finished making my drink.
About an hour and maybe four drinks later, I lost memory of what was happening...
–Rei-chan's P. Of V.–
Kathryn's one weird- behind bitch. She started babbling about ½ an hour ago. An example: "Did you know that the purple fuzzy sock under my purple fuzzy is gonna eat my purple fuzzy head?" She's one horrible drunk...
But now I'm starting to worry. She's trying to be Ms. Matchmaker.
"I say Kura-kun and Chels...CHELS-chan should stay together tonight. And Rei-chan and Yu-kun are perfect for each other! Yu-ki-NA and Kuwabaka can have the room at the end of the hall. Poor Whitney and Keiko and Me-fish-chan will have to stay in my room for the lack of boyfriends. HEY keiko, who's the guy at school you like?"
"Um, no one. No one at all."
"Hmph! You're no fun! We'll have to find someone for 'Itty. Hey Hiei! Gotta girlfriend? I've heard rumors about this Makuro perple. If it's true, then I'll have to kill her! Or him! I don't care which it is!" I think Hiei flinched at her idea. He looked at me, "Will she?" I shook my head, "Nah. She won't even remember it."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN won't member! I will too! After I get that darned stripoed pink kitty out of Kurama's hair..."
Chelsea jumped on Kathryn and held her down. She looked at Kurama, "Might want to be careful. She WILL attack your hair."
Kathryn started singing in the worst high pitch-dying cat-wail I had ever heard, "There's a little fuzzy foxy on me...! No wait...I have a fuzzy half-breed foxy on my back! She'll bite my hand then kill my head! While the cute li'l fuzzy half-breed foxy on my back!"
Kurama looked at Chelsea weirdly, "You're half fox?"
Kathryn yelled at the top of her lungs in response,"Yuh! And 'Ittey be a disguise shinob– an' Reichi be a darkness shinobi!" She paused and grabbed the nearest drink(which happened to be Hiei's Bloody Mary) and spat it back out with a green face. When she recovered, Yusuke asked, "And Meagan-chan?" "Me-chan est una Kitty demon!" (AN: 'est' is old english, pronounce like it looks; 'una' is spanish)
Ten minutes later of quiet from Kathryn ended with: "Quiero una vida! Con una casa grande y un esposo muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, MUY bonito! Como Kurama! O caliente como HIEI! Y dos o tres hijos. Uno tiene ser una hija! Y cuatro gatos y dos perros y un drag n. EN aquellos tardes frios!"
Whap! Whitney had hit Kathryn's pressure point in her neck and Kathryn fell to the ground looking quite happy. "I thought that was enough."
"What was she saying?" Keiko asked. Chelsea, Meagan, and I shrugged.
"They speak French. I speak Spanish. Ya know, me llamo Whitney and stuff like that. I think she said something about wanting a life. With a cute husband like Kurama or hot like Hiei. And kids and cats, dogs, and, a dragon? The last part was from Jingle bells. Who knows where that came from."
Yukina looked at Kathryn, "Maybe someone should put her in bed. She seems to have calmed down." I looked at her, not sure if she was serious. "Kathryn is knocked out. OF COURSE she's calmed down!" I sighed, trying to regain some composure, "I say Hiei carry her." "NO."
Kuwabara said something halfway bright after Hiei's comment, "You're the most soberest of us. Wouldn't it be bad if you let her get killed? Koenma'll kill ya or somethin'..."
"...grrr..." Hiei picked her up and started up the stairs. Chelsea whispered to me, "Follow them"." Which I thought was a great idea. I used my powers to hide "in" the shadows and followed the cute little non-existent couple. Once out of sight of everyone else, Hiei held Kathryn closer and Kathryn snuggled up to Hiei more. I almost gave myself away by kawai-ing at them, but caught myself just in time. They went into Kathryn's room and Hiei closed the door. I could have gone under the door with the help of the shadows, but that was too much work. I went back and told everyone what I had seen. "Aww! Kawai! I want to see them snuggle!" All the girls whispered excitedly.
"Yes, it would have been Interesting. This is the first person I have seen Hiei comfortable with since Yukina. Maybe with Makura but I highly doubt it is quite the same thing." Kurama (sorta) agreed.
--With Hiei and Kathryn--
After hiei had set Kathryn on the bed, he silently issued a threat to whoever was out there to make sure that Kathryn did NOT wake up. He took off her shirt and unwrapped the bandages. Regardless of what the ningen onnas believed he was not doing this because he wanted to, It was just that it was more troublesome to control the Dragon without the seals on. Of course he could do it, but why make things harder?
When he put her shirt back on, something caught his attention. 'Did her nose just twitch?' Twitch, twitch, twitch. Hiei's eyes widened, 'it did.' he started chuckling. He saw Kathryn stir so he muffled it with his hand.
(AN: The next part Hiei has no knowledge of)
Kathryn looked at Hiei laughing and smiled, 'He's laughing. How CUTE!' She smiled an even bigger smile and fell back asleep.
(AN: Okay, that's done...Back to Hiei-chan!)
Hiei then put his bandana and seals back on and left. But before leaving, he planted a small kiss on Kathryn's adorable nose.
(AN: Aww... I have an adorable nose...
Rachel: Of course you do, you wrote it.
AN: ...glare... Shut up. You've called it cute before , too!
Rachel: Walks away throwing over her shoulder, "Musta been a slip of tongue.
AN: Sticks her tongue out and then turns back to the reader ... back to the story please! There is NOTHING to see!)
Rei-chan:
Hiei came down and I noticed something before anyone else, "I see what type of demon you are." He froze and turned to me, wearing a cold, blank expression, "What is that supposed to mean?" Everyone turned their attention to Hiei, and Yukina noticed next, "You took them off her? While she was asleep?"
He flinched at her cold tone and angry face. Most everyone else was too drunk to be mad and all started singing at the same time (and out of tune, except for Chelsea and Meagan), "Hiei-bozu no SU- KE- BE!" (Oh, yeah; this group consisted of Yusuke, Meagan, Chelsea, Kuwabara, and Whitney) Kurama shook his head, probably because he didn't know what to say, and then remarked, "Good luck in the morning. From what I've seen, she's most likely going to be hung over and will most definitely be pissed at you." Chelsea looked at Kurama, horrified, "I don't want you drunk anymore! You say words like the p-word." "And your friends don't?" "But you're too pretty to say words like that!"
Since I seemed to be the most sober of my (American) friends, I reminded them of of why we were really here, "Don't we need to go to bed now?" "Yeah! I'm tired!" "Then you need to set up sleeping bags in front of Kat's door, huh?" All the girls rushed about (including Yukina and Keiko; they were informed of what was happening earlier.) while the boys looked at me expectantly. "What! We're making sure no one cough hack cough-cough Hiei does anything funny while Kathryn's asleep." Hiei gave me a super-you're-gonna die-in-your-sleep death glare. "Not really. We're gonna make sure she's not attacked while we're here. Good night!" We then lay down and I heard the boys go to sleep about fifteen minutes later.
AN's last note: Yo, okay, I haven't used much Japanese lately. I'm sure most of you know that kitsune means fox. My incoherent Spanish babbling is translated as: "I want a life! With a large house and a husband very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY pretty!(I was going to do cute, but I wasn't completely sure of what word to use) Like Kurama! Or hot like HIEI! And two or three children. One has to be a girlo! And four cats and two dogs and a dragon. In those cold nights! (The last part is the literal translation of the Spanish version of 'Jingle Bells')" Whitney said, "My name is Whitney. (Or literally: I call myself Whitney.)" I expect to post the next chapter in a week or so, since I finnally got my notebook back... I BLAME MEAGAN! But hey, I've written, like, six more chapters. I just have to type. But I HATE typing! Maybe if someone tells me where I can get free Utada Hikaru/Kingdom Hearts I & II/Panic! At the Disco MP3's, I may have to type faster...HINT, HINT Anyways, I'm listening to "My bloody valentine" (I don't own gosh darn it!) Andi feel like writing a bloody fight scene. It'll happen someday...SOON! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Only six more weeks of school! YAY!
