Alo everyone! Guess what? The net company messed up! That bill was supposed to go to Canada! HA HA HA HA Hoo. That was a nice vac... oh, carp. heh heh heh (...busted...) ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I had a huge case of writers block! But the internet bill was real. Brotherhood is still in the works. I gotta put the details on. Okay, you probably want to beat the crud out of me so, on with the story.

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!

Disclaimer: I swear to god, try to sue me one more time and I'l beat the ... Oh, sorry.

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Naruto turned back around. Mrs Haruno had a different look in her eyes. This was a look mixed with both knowledge and pity. "I have heard everything from Tsunade. You should stay here. I have the guest bed already made, anyway." Mrs. Haruno said.

" Thanks, mom! Come on Naruto, you have two choices. Stay here or..."

Somthing tells me I ain't gonna like the next one, was what Naruto thought before hearing the next one.

"... I will pummel you until you can't move and force you to stay here."

I was right! That's a first...I think.

"Okay, okay I'll stay here," Naruto agreed. Seconds after, Sakura was dragging Naruto around the house. While showing him around, they were met by Enma, Sakura's father. His wife had told him about Naruto and was looking foreward to the talk he was planning. Not THE talk mind you but, he wanted to find out what Naruto thought about sakura.

Eventuly, They came to the guest bedroom. One word described it. Huge, to Naruto's standards anyway. While touring it they heard Mrs. Haruno call them down for dinner. After dinner, which supprisingly was ramen, Naruto went up to the bedroom. Checking the clock he saw it was 6:30 p.m. Sakura had gone to bed already. Her room was probably trapped too, just in case his perversion took over. That's right, he didn't just learn jutsus the whole time with jiraiya.

Hearing footsteps he turned around to see Sakura's father. "Good evening Mr. Haruno."

"Oh, hi Naruto." He looked a bit nervous. Naruto quickly interjected, "No worries, I don't bite."

"I know, Okay, I have to get this over with quick or I'm in the doghouse. Can I trust you to care for my daughter?" "yes..." you ain't going to hurt her in any way?" "No..." "Are y-" For God's sake I love her! I wouldn't hurt her in any way." "... actualy, I was gonna ask not to complain about her cooking...but you're better off eating ramen, trust me, you'd be hurting worse than her." With that Enma-san left Naruto. In three years Naruto would learn that lesson. Ouch.

Location: Haruno houshold

Time: 3:26 a.m.

Naruto was fast asleep when he sensed someone outside his door. He opened it only to see Sakura standing there. "Hi Sakura-chan!" Naruto happily said. "Hi Naruto-kun. Can we talk?" Sakura sounded nervous. "Sure." Then naruto stepped aside and she came in.

"What did you want to talk abo--!" He wasn't able to finish because Sakura's lips became fastened to his. They decided to wrestle for dominance.

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(Three hours later) okay where was I? Holy smokes! They're still at it...oh, well. (four more hours) Alright I need to break this up before it gets rated M. (You hear a hose go off and screams of suprise.) Okay now where was I? Sakura screams, "WELL WE 'WERE' ENJOYING A KISS!"

Back to the story.

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As they broke the kiss Naruto was completely confused, "What was that for? Not that I'm complaining."

"That," she said," Was for not telling me about the --------------------------------------------- furball in your stomach."

"What did she just call me?" Kyuubi was furious.

"Heh, guess you found out!" Naruto said with worry evident.

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Well I guess I'm back. Sry about the length and for those waiting for Gaara, he's in the next chap.

Thank you for the reviews and hopefully Brotherhood will be up by the next chapter.