Charlie: (is typing like crazy on the cp)
Inuyasha: Charlie? Charlie? are you okay?
Charlie: (keep typing)
Inuyasha: CHARLIE!
Charlie: (stops and turn around) SHUT THE HELL UP! I AM TRYING TO WRITE A GOOD STORY!
Inuyasha: (backs away) okay, calm down
Charlie: (turns on him with a lamp in hand) DON'T YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!
RUN INUYASHA! RUN! AUTHOR GONE CRAZY! I REPEAT AUTHOR GONE CRAZY!
Charlie: (turn to the audience)
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Chapter 7: Day Five
Inuyasha's hair is still green, but his teeth are fading. That's good right...wrong. He can't step foot out of the house because there might be some reporters sneaking around.
Kagome and Inuyasha haven't tried to kill each other, yet, and everybody is glad for that. They couldn't exactly stand those two after what happen last time. They all thought Inuyasha was gonna get it, not them. He is getting it, but can't they do it more quietly.
So, Kagome's clothes are ruin, well some of them are. Inuyasha still has his little problem to deal with.
Morning came and everybody was down for breakfast. The seating arrangement has change enormously. Inuyasha was seated at one end of the table while Kagome occupied the other. Sango and Miroku were seated in the middle so if either one needed anything, the servants or one of them were to get it from them.
Kagome got up, but Sango and practically everybody else stopped her.
"Ah, where do you think you're going?" asked Sango.
"I need the pepper," she was about to go, but Sango stopped her again.
"No, no, you sit. I'll get it."
Inuyasha on the other end heard what they said and smirk. "No, I'll give it to her."
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted everybody.
But it was too late; Inuyasha had already thrown the pepper shaker across the table to Kagome. It hit the table and some of the pepper swept into her nose.
Everybody held their breath and waited.
"AAAAACCCCHHOOOO! Achoo! Achoo!"
Inuyasha was having fun watching her sneeze. That was until a slat shaker came flying through the air and landed in his eyes. And then, "AAAAHHHHHH! My eyes! I can't see! My eyes!"
"Well...sneeze...you...sneeze...deserve...sneeze...it!"
Then food and insults were thrown back and forth.
Everyone was thinking the same thing, why do I even bother?
Breakfast ended with a big mess.
Inuyasha was in the showers trying to clean the paint from his hair or whatever it is. He finishes and looked in the mirror. It was still there! He decided to go downstairs and find something else. He was going to the living room when he saw Kagome sitting in there with his back face to him. She was talking to somebody on the phone.
"I don't know why he that keep wasting water and soap. All it takes is baking soda and vinegar to clean that stuff right off. How stupid can he be?"
He laughs to himself. You're stupid, wench. When I finish getting this stuff off, you're gonna pay. He quietly went to the kitchen and upstairs to his room, but he should have listened to the rest of the conversation.
Here is the continuation of the conversation.
"Kelly, look, if you want to get rid of the ticks, just do what I tell you."
"Fine, I'll do it. Hey, what about Inuyasha?"
"If he use that stuff, girl, you do not want to know the consequences. I'll talk to you later okay."
"Okay, bye."
"Bye," then she hang up the phone and went to the kitchen. That was when she saw all of the baking soda and vinegar missing. Her eyes widen and she ran up the stairs.
Everybody was relaxing when they heard a pounding sound. They rolled their eyes and went to see if they need to call an ambulance. That was when they saw Kagome in Inuyasha's room. She was pounding on the bathroom door and telling him something.
Sango ran up to her friend. "What happen?"
"Sango, thank god you're here. Tell Inuyasha not to use baking soda and vinegar when his hairs like that."
"Wait, why is using baking soda and vinegar bad?" asked Miroku.
She ignored him and continued pounding on the door. "Inuyasha! Don't use it! It'll only make your hair worse!"
"You're just trying to stop me from getting this stuff out of my hair!" he yelled.
"Fine, go ahead! Use it then," she crossed her arms and waited.
The tap water was turn on and there was washing.
Sango thought for a while and her eyes bug out. "Inuyasha! No! Don't use it!"
But it was too late; the water was already turning off.
Kagome had gone somewhere, but they didn't bother with her at the moment.
Miroku was confuse so is everybody else, except for Keade who had experience in this field. "Why? What would happen?"
"Well-," she began, but was cut off by a scream. "Inuyasha! Are you alright!"
He opens the door and everyone laugh. Yes, laugh. I mean he wasn't hurt or anything, but...
Kagome appear out of nowhere and took a picture. That's when the chase started.
A black hair Inuyasha chased after Kagome. Okay, wait correction.
A black hair, yellow face, black teeth, and green hand Inuyasha chased after Kagome.
(I don't know if this is true or not, but in my story, it is. You see, the color faded from his hair, but the baking soda and vinegar made it stuck to his skin. And he had also used it on his teeth turning it black.)
Kagome was on one side of the table, still holding on to the camera, with Inuyasha on the other side. "Hey, at least your hair isn't green anymore," she said laughing.
"This is all your fault!" He tried to go right, but she went left. He tried left and she went right.
"Yeah, well I told you not to use it. And I was talking to my friend, Kelly, about ticks, not your hair. You shouldn't have been eavesdropping!"
"Can ya' blame me!" He jumped over the table and ran after her.
Kagome ran pass her friends and to her room. She bolted it and put a shelf and her bed in front of the door. And she went over to the windows and locked it. Not only lock it, but taped it shut. She looked around for anymore opening and settles down on her bed. Seconds later several pounding was heard.
Outside of her room, Inuyasha was using his whole body to break the door down, but to no avail. Everyone was there staring at his new transformation. "What are you looking at?"
"You look...ah...very creative," said Miroku, laughing.
"Shut up!" He went to his room and shut it with a BANG!
That evening, Kagome decided to go out. Being lock inside was boring. But just for a precaution, she still had the windows taped, but she got a new lock for her door. And she hides the camera somewhere safe.
Her shirts and pants were full of holes and the ones that aren't were in the washers. So she made her own designs.
Inuyasha had on a mask, again. He was sitting with Miroku and Sango in the living room doing nothing. They hear footsteps and looked up, except for Inuyasha. That was until he heard Miroku said, "Well, hi there, hot stuff."
He turns around and gapped. There was Kagome in a long-sleeve; see through, black shirt (the one that he hadn't torn) and underneath was another long-sleeve black shirt (not see through). The shirt was torn everywhere, but it looked like that some parts were sew together. You can catch a little glimpse of the black bra underneath. And the pants, oh, the pants. In the front it was cut at the thigh and down and in the back it looked like it was patched up, but ended at the knee. She was wearing high heels, no jewelry, and her hair was loose. Her face barely had any make-up on, except for the eyes.
"Hello, anybody home," said Kagome. She was waving her hands in front of Miroku's face.
Mirokusnapped out of his daze. "Wow, Kagome look at you. I didn't know you had a shirt like this."
"I didn't." She turns to Inuyasha. "This is the shirt Inuyasha torn."
At the mention of his name Inuyasha came back to reality. But, man, did she look hot, he thought No, wait she suppose to be falling for me, not the other way around!
By the time he looked up, they were at the door. He ran to them. "Hey, where you guys going?"
"We're going out," answered Kagome.
"Why?"
She rolled her eyes. "As much as I like to hang around here all day and torture you, I still want to party. So, bye." She walked out, follow by Miroku and Sango.
Inuyasha follow them outside. "What about me? What am I suppose to do?"
They were already in the limo and Kagome stuck her head out on top. "Uh, Inuyasha?"
"What?"
"You have something on your face. You might want to get that clean," and she went back down.
Inuyasha exploded at that, but before he can do any damage to anybody, the car had already left. He looked around and saw Miroku's car nearby.
Inuyasha was driving Miroku's car down the road, having no direction whatsoever. Then he phoned Myouga. "Myouga?"
"Who is this?"
"This is your boss, Inuyasha! Tell me where you are?"
"But Miss Kagome told me if you call not to tell you."
"Myouga."
"But she'll hurt me," he said in a frighten voice.
"I can do worse."
"We're at the Bambo Club."
That was it and Inuyasha was driving like crazy to the Bambo Club. Thank god there was no police or else he would've had twenty police cars behind his ass right now.
They were in the Bambo Club, thanks to Miroku. They got a table and sat down. Many of the guys were looking at Kagome and smiling in a perverted way.
A girl with black hair stared daggers at Kagome. Every attention was on her from the men. She walked over to her and looked at her with disgust. "You know, Halloween passed already."
She looked up at the girl. She had barely any clothes on and her face was heavy with make-up which made her look like a clown, a slutty clown. "Then why are you being such a bitch?"
The girllooked confused. "Don't you mean witch?"
"No, cause bitches like you are the ones who get egged on Halloween by people like me."
Everybody was oooooohhhing. Some were laughing at the sluty looking girl. Some guys were whistling for Kagome's great comeback.
She was mad, really mad. "Who do you think you are? I am Inuyasha's girlfriend. So you better respect me."
"So you're Kikyo."
Kikyo smirked. Now she'll just back down and-.
"Well, Kikyo last I heard Inuyasha dump your sorry ass out on the curb."
Now, everyone was laughing at her. Kikyo just ran outta there and everyone clapped for her.
She bow and sat back down. "So that was Kikyo, huh?"
"Yup, the slutiest of sluts," said Miroku and they shared a laugh.
Inuyasha, with the werewolf mask, went into the club by the back because the guard up front didn't believe he was Inuyasha Takahashi. Well, who could blame him? He spotted Miroku and them over by a table. He sat down by Kagome and just acted normal.
"What are you doing here?" asked Kagome.
"What can't I be here?"
Miroku looked over at his best friend. "How did you get in here?"
"By the back. Where else?"
"Yeah, you couldn't get in the front with that face," said Kagome smirking.
"It's all your fault you know."
Kagome stood up. "My fault? You're the one who wouldn't listen to me."
Inuyasha pull her down. "Look-."
"Is he bothering you, miss?" said a voice.
They looked up and came face to face with Koga.
Inuyasha got piss. Who was he to butt in? "Look, pal, this is none of your business."
Kagome slipped out of Inuyasha's grasp and went on stage. Neither one notice her leaving. She signal the band. "I'm going to be singing Nobody's Home."
The music started. Everyone focused on Kagome. Koga and Inuyasha stopped what they were doing and stare at her.
(A/N: and this is yet another song)
Claps and applause were heard through out the club. Koga wasn't there anymore because his girlfriend, Ayame, came and dragged him off.
Later that night, many guys asked her to dance, but was scare off by Inuyasha. Kagome really wanted to dance, so she chosethe next guy that came she walked with him to the dance floor before Inuyasha can say anything.
Inuyasha's POV
Why am I so upset? She can dance with whoever she wants to. Oh, hell, no he's touching her!
And that was it, that guy was out of there when he saw Inuyasha coming.
"Inuyasha, what are you doing?"
"That guy was feeling you up!"
"But I want to dance. I haven't got a chance to because they were all afraid of you."
"Their cowards then."
She walked off, but was spun around and landed in front of a hard chest. Inuyasha didn't look at her and if he did she couldn't exactly see because of the mask. It was a slow song, too, so it was perfect. She lean into him and smirk when his heart started picking up pace, but inside her heart was jumping too.
Charlie: a long chapter to make up for the short chapter. so what you think, Inuyasha? Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: (backs away from her)
Charlie: what's wrong?
Inuyasha: your not going crazy again are you?
Charlie: no, I just. ugh...ah...hahahahahahahahahaha! (looks around and laughs. Inuyasha was gone) I know I'm evil. so ja ne
