"So, Daniel," Vala began.
"Mmhmm."
"Jonas and I were talking about banana-relating things."
"Yeah."
"Apparently there is a fictional 'superhero'; a fellow who, -after eating a banana of course - transforms into 'Bananaman'."
"Okay."
"Also, humans share fifty percent of their genetic material with bananas."
"Sure."
"So, you know that 'retrovirus' that the Pegasus expedition use to turn those nasty Wraith things into humans...?"
"Hmm?"
"Well, we put those three ideas together..."
"Of course."
"And made you this banana split." Vala set a bowl on Daniel's desk.
"What? Oh, thanks."
Vala stared at him. "Daniel?"
"Huh?"
She shook her head, making her black ponytails swing around. "Never mind."
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"How did it go?" asked Jonas, who was waiting in the commissary.
"Next time we try messing with Daniel," Vala declared, "You'd better remind me to make sure he's actually paying attention first."
"Oh. That was the last banana too," answered Jonas, visibly disappointed.
"That's not the worst of it. It took me ages to make enough sufficiently dirty jokes, and now I've got no way to use them!"
