Hey all! I OWN OURAN!1! YOU HEAR THAT? That was the sound of me lying. I don't own Ouran.
~Why our customers are stupid~
By Kyouya Ootori
As you know, the host club and I have very...interesting clientele. These are no normal women, no...these women have been ruined by none other than us (although I think my *dearest* Renge has something to do with that).
There is no wonder that we can trick them into paying 10000 yen for a pencil! These girls are simply idiotic. I now bring you my top ten reasons why our customers are so stupid.
10. The twins have absolutely *ruined* their poor little minds with their twincest. It just isn't real. Gay men are real, and they ROCK! *cough* But twincest really isn't...
9. Manga. Manga has many situations that aren't expected in everyday life. These girls have tried to alter their views to make them seem more likely to happen.
8. Being rich. When you are rich you don't really have to have all that much knowledge of the real world, just the relations.
7. Tamaki has made them think that they are just SO beautiful, when most really aren't to be blunt. Cute, maybe, but not beautiful.
6. I think that the horrid yellow dresses they have to wear have hypnotized them...
5. They pull their hair into star wars styles so tight that it restricts the blood flow to the brain.
4. They must imagine what Mori is trying to say, and you know they must come up with some wild ones...
3. Kaoru's hotness has blinded them, rendering them defenseless! (O.o did I just say that?)
2. Haruhi has poisoned the food multiple times with brain-cell killing poison.
And, now, my numero uno reason~:
1. They have all been tricked into believing that there is a such thing as 'Apple' and 'Google'!
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How are you? Good? I'm rather crappy myself. I was thinking today 'why do I write such long AN? I'm sure no one wants to read them!' But...I feel compelled to write them anyway.
Soo...how about a poll? I'll have to give away my age but...It's okay. You aren't pedo's.
Do you think it is weird for a 13 year old to wear red sparkly shoes?
See, I don't care if it is weird but my Mom does so she wouldn't get them for me. She said that it was cute when I was little, but it just looks weird now. People will make fun of me.
First off, who are they to tell me what to wear! I am an individual who happens to LOVE red glitter shoes. And I see nothing wrong with them. They are just shoes.
But people at my school probably would make fun of me. They all wear abercrombie & fitch everyday. They have NO personality of their own. They do what people around them do. I don't want to be like that because you will never make it in the world if you don't have your own personality. Simple as that.
Now, I wouldn't advise wearing these shoes to work lol...but school is good I think. I'll just get them myself the next time I go to the store, just to make her mad :3.
