Still recovering from the whole "probing" incident. [Ouch!] I don't get it why? What were they looking for in there? Ice pack and floating device on hand. Let's begin!

Disclaimer time: It's true I in no way shape or form own any piece of The Twilight Saga, I'm just a poor working girl who's' hitting the pavement as we speak. I'm absolutely positively OBSESSED with the characters and I do not believe they put a man on the moon, man on the mooon.(REM) It's true 4 out of 5 doctors would agree, I'm one Ace away from a full deck.

Plan B List:

Flashlight

High heels

Short shorts

Tight top

Red lipstick

Tent/ Blanket

Yep that sounds about right.

See you whenever Alice!


Alice,

After reading my Little Red Riding Hood book that Charlie bought me when I was a kid. It got me thinking

what if…..

Damn it Charlie ! Yes I took my Haloperidol Geez (Not!)

Charlie really needs to loosen up.

[Don't lie to me Bells]

So, I had an idea… I'm going to do exactly what I said I would, I'm going to find me a VAMPIRE!

LOL why didn't I do this early. Yep, if I were you I'd get myself over here immediately. I think I'll even shower for

the occasion and use soap this time. I wasn't to be nice, fresh and appealing for what I'm about to do.

TTFN! Bye Alley LOL I'm sooo freakin' excited.

And as you probably have noticed I'm dead (pun intended) serious.

Bye Alice mean it love you. :o)


After showering I felt really weird like everything was going in slow motion but way too fast at the same time.

Maybe it was the 15 aspirins I took. I looked super hot in my short denim shorts I might have made at cut up the

side, on both sides. But I was only doing this once and it had to be done right. Super tight red tank top and red

platform sneakers on(the pumps wouldn't due where I was going) and red lip gloss on. My hair done naturally

curly down my back. I almost didn't recognize the girl looking back at me she looked like a straight vixen. I

growled at myself in the mirror and did a hand claw motion as I headed out into my backyard yelling to Charlie I

would see him later.

I made it to the forest border behind my house took out my razor and made a few cuts on my arms and legs then

finally across my wrist. No turning back now I said to myself as I walked into the thick of the woods. I made it

about a quarter mile in when I started to feel light headed. I walked a few more steps and decided to take a

break. I sat down and noticed all the blood I was leaking everywhere I looked like a horror film victim. I couldn't

stop laughing. I could hear faint music, regaee music oh a party. I've gotta find where its coming from. I got up

too fast and sat back down it seemed like the music was coming to me. For the first time I thought oh shit, what

have I done Charlie's gonna kill me. Just as I thought this a delicious looking dude with long perfect dreadlocks

came into view with an old fashion boom box like from the 80's blasting Bob Marley music and singing along in

between him smoking the largest blunt I ever saw. "Don't worry bout a ting, every little ting is gonna be all right".

OMG a real Rastafarian guy in Forks he was gorgeous tall dark and handsome. Looks like my luck just changed I

thought. I tried to stand up and before I knew it he was standing in front of me with this look on his face. A primal

look a look like he could eat me alive and I so hoped he would in every way.

"Well, well what we got ere?" he said "It looks like me found red ridin' ood out ere". Bob Marley music still playing

from somewhere in the background. Right before I passed out I saw his eyes as he pulled down his dark

sunglasses.

Bright red eyes stared back at me, he must smoke a lot of weed I thought and everything went black.


Ire I know.

Stay tuned. Thanks to one of my bestie's Cagninja this story is about to take a super funny change. I love ya Ninja *muah* Bare with me and sorry took so long to update, but life happened. I hope this extra long chapter makes up for it.

:O) Aliens!