Hey RonnoLover9000, "Guest", MasterJawbreaker, MOAR Krabs, SSJ5GOKU, Superlinx9000, and Mandrake8...
I have a question for all "seven" of you...if you all are REALLY seven different people, you know what I mean? LOL.
WELL! I'm glad that "seven" of you and the rest of the viewers are enjoying my story so I'll continue for your sake!
Yes, more wild Kitsuna is to come and she will make new friends and flirt with more men along the way! LOL!
Until then, ENJOY!
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All of us were thrown into a newly wrecked world. I landed on something...
THUD!
Kitsuna: Oww...
Kitsuna: (Least my "girls" and this...whatever I landed on broke my fall...oww...)
?: Get off!
Kitsuna: Huh?
I look and saw how I had landed on top of Soma who's face flushed a bright red. My large chest on top of him.
Kitsuna: Oh! Soma! I see you still couldn't stay away!
Soma: Get off me, top heavy!
I get off him as he gets up.
Kitsuna: Geez, Soma!
Kitsuna: I guess your "Anaconda don't want none" and I GET IT!
Soma:...Wh-what the hell?
Xiaomu:...New song?
Kitsuna: Meh, I'm working on it.
Alisa: What are you doing here, anyway?!
Tron: Not like we wanted to be, you know! We we sucked in with you!
Chun Li: Sorry if we scared you. We'll just go back the way we came.
Kitsuna: Naw! Actually I'll chill with Soma...with some Netflix on the side...?
I hug Soma's arm.
Soma: Get...off of me!
Kitsuna: If you really wanted me to get off, why not push me away?
Vashyron: Damn, that kids lucky! He gets to feel up those Bunker Busters...off a stripper!
Kitsuna: Not! A stripper!
Fuse: And keep it in your pants!
Mii: Anyways, I'm not sure we can go back.
Servbot: Huh? W-why not?
Mii: Because I don't feel any energy coming out from that hole any longer.
Kitsuna: Explain to me, when did you suddenly get sensing powers?
Frank: Look! You can see right through to the other side.
Kitsuna: (These people ignored my question!)
Hsien-Ko: Couldn't it at least have SAID "one way portal"...?
Akira: So we're stuck in a future we know absolutely nothing about. What now?
Soma: Let's take em back to Fenir for now.
Pai: Fenir?
Alisa: Yeah. The Fenir Far East Branch. Kind of a frontline base for God Eaters.
Reiji: Man, this is kind of a roundabout route to Shinra HQ we're taking, isn't it?
Xiaomu: Well, we have no choice. Besides, I could do with a shower and a nap anyway.
Kitsuna: And more food!
Xiaomu: Yeah!
Kitsuna: Hey, y'all have Dunkin Donuts over here?
Alisa: What's a...donut?
Kitsuna:...?!
Alisa:...?
Kitsuna: (Well consider the type of world they live in...)
Kitsuna: Never mind.
Soma: We'll stop by the church ruins on the way. It's not far from here.
Alisa: Good idea. We need to see whether Lindow's all right or not.
Morrigan: Is this Lindow a friend of yours?
Soma: Yeah. We got separated in the church. He's always making trouble for me.
Vashyron: Let's just hope he didn't get shot into Basel or anything.
Kitsuna: Well alrighty then.
I get on Fuse.
Xiaomu: Wait! I wanna come too!
Kitsuna: Get on!
Reiji: Ugh! Xiaomu!
Xiaomu hops on the back of Fuse and wraps her arms around my waist.
Xiaomu: Bye bye, Reiji!
The two of us laugh it off as we follow Soma and Alisa through the ruins.
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The second we all stop near the church, Reiji spanks Xiaomu the second she gets off Fuse.
Xiaomu: OWW!
Kitsuna: Reiji! Stop spanking your wife!
Reiji: Mind your business! And she's not my wife.
Soma: The church ruins are up ahead. Watch out, it's crawling with Aragami.
Vashyron: Basel monsters, too. Figures.
Alisa: There must be something around her connecting Vashyron's world to ours.
Vashyron: Well, no way to find out unless we go in.
We each then fight the Aragami and Basel for a while and suddenly a rabbit man in a purple suit comes out of nowhere.
?: Ussa-sa-sa-sa-sa! Ussa-ussaaaaaaaaa!
I shiver at the sound of his voice as my eyes widen.
Kitsuna: Bugs Bunny must be on some SERIOUS crack! He needs HELP!
Kitsuna: And WHY is he dressed like The Joker?!
Xiaomu: Oh, you watch Batman?
Kitsuna: Sometimes...
?: Where have I hopped into now? What a dirty, dusty little briar patch!
Ciseaux: Well, fine! The great Ciseaux is about to make his big comeback tour!
Ciseaux: And the prelude to that is just about ready to kick off!
Ciseaux: But before then, I see some folks who need slicing and dicing!
Mii: A scissor-bunny, OK. Because everything so far was too normal, right?
Using my magic, I make a carrot appear in my hands.
I take a bite out of it.
Kitsuna: Ehh...What's Up Dork?
Ciseaux: DORK?!
Xiaomu: Pfft!
Kitsuna: Hee hee hee!
Pai: Seriously, what is wrong with you?
Kitsuna: I love you, Pie!
Pai: It's Pai!
?: Not so fast!
We both look up seeing two young women on top of the church.
Ciseaux: Y-You! The Paris Combat Revue! Daring to get in my fur yet again?!
?: For the sake of good, I will fight you as often as necessary!
?: Besides, I have a hardy companion by my side!
Gemini: I'm Gemini Sunrise, with the Star Division of the New York Combat Revue!
Gemini: And your little show's coming to an end right here, right now!
Ciseaux: Usaaaaaah! You ladies are joining together now, eh?
Ciseaux: Well, I swear by my beady red eyes that you humans won't get the best of me!
Ciseaux: Come to me at once, my Prelude steam-beast!
A large rabbit robot then appeared and Ciseaux entered it.
The two women then walked towards us.
Tron: A robot that runs on steam energy? There's a pretty rare sight.
Akira: That rabbit an Aragami, too? Didn't realize they came in such a variety.
Soma:...Ugh. No.
Kitsuna: Now, now, Soma. Chill.
Gemini: You guys stay back! It's too dangerous for y'all!
Erica: Just leave this to us!
Mii: Oh, are these girls Gods Eaters, too?
Erica: Um, maybe? I'm not sure. Yes! We'll go with yes.
Alisa: R-Really? Soma, look! Other God Eaters!
Soma:...Ugh. No.
Kitsuna: Pfft! Ha ha! Soma, you're so funny!
Soma: Shut up...
Morrigan: Well, they look safe enough. Who are you anyway?
Hsien-Ko: That bunny said something about a "combat revue".
Erica: Yes! I'm Erica Fontaine, with the Flower Division of the Paris Combat Revue.
Gemini: And I'm Gemini, from New York. Nice to meet y'all!
Pai: Paris and New York?
Kitsuna: Oh, I've been to both on my tours at some points.
Xiaomu: You've been to New York? What's it like?
Kitsuna: Let's just say...I hate Americans!
Xiaomu: Right?
Erica:...
Gemini:...
Kitsuna:...?
Gemini: Oh my gosh...
Erica: It's really her! Kitsuna!
Both of them then went to run up to hug me on both sides.
Gemini: I LOVE YOU!
Erica: I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
Gemini: NO! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
I slowly began to feel hot from their bodies tightening against me. I began to sweat.
Kitsuna: Um...
Erica: Can I have your autograph?! Um p-please!
Gemini: No! Me first!
Fuse: Alright groupies! Line up! Give the girl some space!
The girls then let go, although they couldn't stop looking at me with such admiration. It was almost cute...but creepy...
Reiji: I suppose you're from the same world as we are, in that case.
Erica: Oh, well, that's a relief! I honestly have no idea where we are.
Gemini: You sait it. 'Bout time we ran into some other actual people. Not to mention my favorite singer!
Kitsuna: Aw, you're sweet!
Gemini: I was just tour...er, training in Paris with Eica, and now we're here!
Kogoro: You think these ladies are from another time in history, too?
Chun Li: You wouldn't mind if I asked you a few questions, would you?
Ciseaux: A-HEM! I feel I should remind you that my Prelude is about to kill you all!
Ciseaux: In fact, it'll pounce upon all of you like and my morning salad!
Bahn: Oh right, he's still here. Who is that rabbit, weirdo, anyway?
Erica: A horrifying beast-man, threatening peace across the city of Paris!
Erica: I thought we had taught him his lesson once before. Apparently not!
Soma: Ugh, Aragami are bad enough without new problems to worry about.
Kitsuna: Don't worry, Soma. I'll make it all better!
Soma: But you make me feel worse...
Frank: A rabbit-shaped robot, huh? Got some pretty mean-looking weapons on it, too.
Xiaomu: Yeah. Better watch for its close range punch and it's homing missiles.
Erica: Oh, that's not all! Those ear-scissors could cut you right in half, too!
Vashyron: Sounds like you're familiar with him, eh? Then let's get started already!
Ciseaux: Let the prelude begin! Down the rabbit hole with all of you!
I pull out my chainsaw as I get on Fuse.
Kitsuna: Alright! Looks like it's rabbit season!
Kitsuna: Hit it boys!
The boys then walked out of the church and played their trumpets at the start of the chap...
Chapter 6: Justice Among the Skyscrapers!
Erica: Wow...what beautiful music.
Ciseaux: Eh?! Trumpets?!
Gemini: But where did they come from?
Soma: Do you always do that...?
Reiji: How many times do you plan to keep doing that?
Kitsuna: At this point, I'd say about 35 more!
Reiji: You're unbelievable...
Erica: Kitsuna! Please fight with us!
Gemini: Yeah! You can provide backup!
Kitsuna: Hee hee. Alright kids, I'm coming.
I then go to provide backup for them...
PRE DIALOGUE:
Erica: I can't believe we get to fight alongside Kitsuna! Such an honor!
Gemini: Can we have an autograph?
Kitsuna: Aww you guys are so sweet! But we have enemies to fight first!
READY?! FIGHT!
Erica and Gemini fought it out and soon called me for support and eventually it was over...
POST DIALOGUE:
Erica: Thank you for the autographs! You are my favorite stripper idol!
Kitsuna: Stripper idol? I thought you were a fan of my music!
Gemini:...No I see why Erica takes off her dress and turns into a cat...
The fighting was soon over and Ciseaux's prelude had been destroyed.
Ciseaux: Gahh! You made my Prelude into hors d'oeuvres! How could you?!
I point my gun at him.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
Ciseaux: AHH! WHY YOU-!
Kitsuna: It's Wabbit Season!
Xiaomu: HA!
Kogoro: Really, you could have at least let him finish...
Kitsuna: Nope! If I can't dunk my donuts with Xiaomu and have a good time, I'll have rabbit stew with her instead!
Mii: I'm picking up a "womance" from you two...
Xiaomu: I don't do yaoi!
Kitsuna: And all I want is some good rabbit meat!
Erica: You want to eat him?!
Ciseaux: Grrr...time to hop off to a tactical retreat! Au revoir!
Ciseaux then rapidly hopped away into the hole in the church.
Kitsuna: No! My dinner!
Erica: Hold it, rabbit! C'mon, after him!
Soma: We can catch him. He's got nowhere to run in the church.
Gemini: Yahoo! Time to make the biggest chicken fried rabbit you've ever seen!
Kitsuna: NOW you're talking!
I get on Fuse and speed in towards the church with a big fork in my hands.
Reiji: Wait, Kitsuna!
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We each then get to the church seeing a hole in it. The rabbit was gone.
Erica: Hey, he's gone.
Soma: Must've fled through that hole in the stained glass. That's quite a leap.
Kogoro: Better let him go for now. Besides, we need to ask you some questions.
Alisa: Questions? Like what?
Kitsuna: (Like why is a 15 year old dressing like an actual stripper an NOBODY is questioning it?!)
Mii: Like, where did that rabbit and these ladies come from, for starters.
Xiaomu: Yeah! So start talkin', samurai girl!
Gemini: Well, let's see, where to start?
After a while of explaining...
Akira: The 1920s? In a world where the Industrial Revolution was all powered by steam?
Kitsuna: You mean to tell me that all this time I've toured to New York and Paris, it was during the 20th Century?!
Erica: Well...yeah. What did you expect, some kind of fantasy world?
Kogoro: I don't think that's the story you'll find in my history textbook...
Frank: Plus, the Paris and New York you're describing sure ain't the ones I know.
Gemini: Well, whadaya want from me? New York's New York, all right.
Reiji: I think this is a parallel past...one that runs on a different axis from ours.
Servbot: So how did you make it all the way here, Miss Erica?
Erica: Well, Gemini and I stopped by a church so we could offer our prayers.
Kitsuna: (You bring your guns to church, huh?)
Pai: A church...we're in a church now. Was this in Paris?
Gemini: Right, when we knelt down there was this light...and we found ourselves here.
Vashyron: Sounds kind of like what happened to me.
Hsien-Ko: You were working on a job, you said.
Vashyron: Yeah. I was in the basilica of a seminary.
Alisa: I notice Lindow's still missing. Which means...
Tron: Maybe the opposite happened to him and he got shot our to some other world.
Soma:...Possibly. We just went through that ourselves, after all.
Bahn: And God only knows where the heck he went, this bein' a church and all.
Erica:...I know! I'll ask God for some help!
Erica then prayed.
Erica:...O God, please grant your divine guidance to these wayward lambs...
Morrigan: Wow, guess those crosses on your dress aren't just a fashion statement.
Kitsuna: Wait...I sense some sort of-!
The ground then shook.
Chun Li: W-whoa!...Erica! What did you just do?!
Erica: What?! I...I was just praying, that's all!
Kitsuna: Looks like God's answering your prayers. That's the power of his holy spirit after all.
Reiji: Uh oh...I feel another rift coming on!
Now we have some more dialogue with Xiaomu and Kitsuna!
POST DIALOGUE 2:
Kitsuna: How about we hit the club after this? I'll show you my moves!
Xiaomu: Ooh! I'll wear my bunny costume too! Are you going to show me how to swing on a pole?
Reiji: Teach her how to strip, and I'll spank you both!
Well that's all for now! I gotta ask, should I finish my Endless Frontier story? Yes? No? Please R&R!
