August 31
That Slend R. Man guy has been acting strange around us. I don't understand but for some reason, whenever I try to go to the bathroom at night, I see him stalking me in the corner of my eye, but whenever I try to look at him, he runs off. Is it just me? Because, honestly, that guy is creeping me out.
- Lindow
Entry 2
Oh don't be so paranoid, Lindow. He's probably just curious about your arm and too shy to ask you about it.
- Sakuya
Entry 3
I don't know. I've been trying to find Wolf since yesterday when he mentioned he was gonna go attend an appointment with Mr. Man after Saya apparently forced him to go. It might just be coincidence that I haven't seen him since then but that 'shrink' still freaks me out.
Seriously though, are you guys sure it's a good idea to try sending him to another therapist after the one last month?
- Kota
Entry 4
Wait, the one last month? What therapist? Apart from the ones from the incidents in the asylum nearly eight years ago, Wolf hasn't had any recorded therapists in his medical records.
- Sakuya
Entry 5
You looked in the wrong place. Don't look in the medical records. Look in the missing persons' case files.
- Soma
August
It turns out Wolf was with Dr. Sakaki and Big sis for the entirety of yesterday. Dunno why though since he was in a bad mood when I saw him earlier.
- Lindow
Entry 2
Did you ask him what he was upset about?
- Kota
Entry 3
Well, I was about to...but then I thought better of approaching an enraged, mentally unstable superhuman and just went about my day.
Still, I do wonder what could've set him off. Did something wake him up from his afternoon naps again?
- Lindow
Entry 4
I hope not. You remember the last time that happened? Leader was so cranky that day and Shun was never quite able to handle the memory of being dropped into the middle of the woman's bathroom whilst hogtied and stripped to his boxers.
- Alisa
September 1
Has anyone seen Wolf? I've been trying to find him since this morning to try and swindle – er...I mean bargain for his beer but he's nowhere to be found.
- Lindow
Entry 2
He's at school.
- Kanon
Entry 3
School? What school?
- Alisa
Entry 4
Well, you remember how Wolf's been in a bad mood for a while? It turns out, Tsubaki and Dr. Sakaki found out that he dropped out of High School because he had to work for a living. Apparently, Fenrir is unusually picky about who works for them. Employees over the age of 18 need a level of education equivalent to a High school Diploma...or at least that's what Tsubaki told me.
- Kanon
Entry 5
Putting aside the lack of relevance between algebraic skill and the ability to rend an aragami limb from limb, how long's Wolf gonna be gone?
- Lindow
Entry 6
Onii-chan told me that he wouldn't actually be gone. He'll still be sleeping inside of The Den and he'll still be the leader of the First Unit, though he says that somebody else is gonna have to do his paperwork for a while and he'll only be available for missions on weekends if there aren't any exams coming up.
- Saya
Entry 7
Oh, that reminds me. Saya, Wolf asked me to tell you that you're gonna have to do all his paperwork while he's busy with schoolwork.
- Kanon
Entry 8
Wait, what?! But...but...I don't wanna! Why can't someone else do it? Like Lindow! All he does is loaf around and get drunk!
- Saya
Entry 9
I'll have you know that's not all I do, all day!
- Lindow
Entry 10
He also surfs the web in search of cheap hentai sites.
- Sakuya
PS: Try Incognito Mode next time or at the very least, delete your search history.
Entry 11
...Yes, dear.
- Lindow
Entry 12
Whipped.
- Soma
September 3
Wow, the first day in school and Wolf's already gotten into a fight. Not that it's completely unexpected, but still, that was fast.
Sis is gonna blow a gasket though.
- Lindow
Entry 2
Actually, I wasn't actually punished by the school.
- Wolf
Entry 3
You weren't? Doesn't your school have some sort of rule against beating somebody to a messy pulp?
- Kota
Entry 4
Well, they do...but enforcement of the rules...that's a bit different.
- Wolf
Entry 5
Huh...Fenrir High certainly got a lot more twisted than from what I remember...
- Kota
Entry 6
I'm not going to Fenrir High. Apparently, Doctor Sakaki didn't think I would fit in with that crowd and had another school take me in. It's a weird place, just as well. A whole new manner of crazy is in it.
I felt so at home...
- Wolf
September 6
I got the name of the school Wolf is attending.
Quite frankly, with a school called 'Youkai Academy' being his scholastic environment, I'm wouldn't be surprised if he turned crazier than he is now.
- Lindow
Entry 2
Wolf is attending High School at Monster Academy. Why does that one sentence bring so many ominous sensations to me?
- Alisa
Entry 3
They're not ACTUAL monsters...are they?
- Sakuya
Entry 4
Well, you guys heard about the Saizo guy I beat up? He kinda turned into a ten foot monstrosity in the middle of our fracas. My Homeroom Teacher occasionally sprouts a tail. The bus driver with glowing eyes keeps on spouting these lame death puns at me. Oh and the brochure to the place proclaimed that it would 'assist you in hiding the true monstrosity you are from the prying eyes of humanity'.
- Wolf
Entry 5
Try not to get eaten. Mom says she'd like you to come over next weekend for Kotomi's birthday party.
- Kanon
Entry 6
Shouldn't we...I don't know...get Wolf out of what could be a mortally perilous institute filled with the living nightmares of mankind?
- Soma
Entry 7
Normally, I'd agree with you, Soma – since you're strangely enough, the resident holder of the sanity ball around here – but in my personal opinion, Wolf seriously needs the tutoring in 'How to be a Human'.
Besides, it's not like ghouls, goblins and vampires are any more terrifying than aragami. What could possibly go wrong?
- Alisa
Entry 8
Ever heard of Murphy's Law?
- Lindow
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I DON'T OWN ROSARIO+VAMPIRE! NEITHER DO I OWN GOD EATER!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to curse their actual creators and cry in lament in the corner of my room.
