Disclaimer: Pirates of the Caribbean:The Curse of the Black Pearl and all future sequels do not belong to me.I might be scarce for a bit we're moving and all so I present to you TWO chapters this one and the next one.Right,well last we met it was about naval offiicers today it's about...
Apples
"Why may I ask?" It was all to clear why they shouldn't to him. The navy meant rules, restrictions, and regulations. Their uniforms were unpractical in the tropical weather, punishments were harsh. Some ended up jumping ship and becoming pirates! Why not skip a step?
The reasons he had thought up clearly weren't on their minds. They smiled mischievously and started to list the reasons in conspiratorial eagerness.
"Big hats! Fancy Clothes! Swords! Battling storms! Apples!"
"Apples? What does that have to do with anything?" Oliver said voicing his thoughts, a frown that clearly said he thought it was the stupidest thing he had ever heard.
"Everything!" Charlie said shocked at his friend's dislike of apples. They were delicious weren't they? They were shiny weren't they? What more could you ask for in a fruit?
"That doesn't make any sense!"As Oliver shouted that he thought, How can apples be everything?What do they have to do with the navy?
"Well, NOT liking apples is crazy!" Charlie bellowed at his apple-hating former friend.He glared at his apple loathing face and his apple hating frown and his apple colored hair that didn't like apples.
"I never said I didn't like apples!" Oliver gasped astonished that his friend would think so. "I used to eat them all the time with you!"
"Then why did you say they don't make sense?" Charlie challenged if Oliver really liked apples he wouldn't have offended them. He would have said they were the best fruit in the entire world!
Captain Sparrow rolled his eyes as if he could read Charlie's thoughts. Silently rowing and listening to their unnecessary banter.
"I said YOU made no sense!"
"Well you make less sense than joining the navy!"Charlie retorted.
"I thought you WANTED to join the navy!" Oliver said insinuatingly.
"Yeah, well I've decided to become a pirate!" Charlie proclaimed folding his arms.
"Why do a stupid thing such as that? I'm going to be in the navy!"
"Good! Then I'll steal your ship!"
"No you fool! It's-its called-co-com-cam-"
"Commandeering?" Sparrow sighed as rowed. He hadn't realized they would be this troublesome.
"Yes, that's it! See even the pirate-"
"First you insult apples then you insult Captain Jack Sparrow?" Charlie barked, he paused then added venomously "How do you live with yourself?"
Their captain smiled amused and pleased at such a compliment. This apparently was too much for Oliver. He jumped on Charlie and the two began to wrestle with each other, knocking against the boat, scratching and punching, growling in a leonine way.
Wanting to put an end to the scuffle, Jack grabbed one and pulled him away by the back of his shirt. Charlie was prepared to charge, miscalculated and sprang right out of the boat into the water.
