Sorry the last chapter was such a cliffy! But here is the next chapter!
As always,
Enjoy!
~Kyvena
Chapter 7: You Have GOT to be Kidding Me!
Sakura and Deidara swiftly and quickly reached Sakura's apartment. Sakura untied Deidara's hands, "Now Milady is giving you a second chance at life as a transfer on my behalf…" Deidara's eyes widened, "What, yeah?" Sakura shook her head, "You will be a Jonin from a different village and will wear gloves to cover your hands." Sakura cleared her throat, "We… also will uh… have to uh… cut your hair…" Deidara's eye twitched, "Excuse me, hm!?" Sakura scowled, "You can't be recognizable to any ANBU or any other Jonin in the village Dei!" Deidara scowled and folded his arms, "I won't cut my hair. I refuse to, hm!"
Deidara sat there grumbling as Sakura got a pair of scissors out, "Ready?" Deidara glared at Sakura, "NO I AM NOT READY, HM!" Sakura rolled her eyes and ran her fingers through Deidara's long silky locks. Honestly, she loved Deidara's long hair but it was the only way Deidara could stay with her. She picked up the scissors and shakily held her hand up to Deidara's hair. Deidara sensed her nervousness, "DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY HAIR WITH SHAKY HANDS!"
Sakura smacked the back of Deidara's head, "Shut up!" Sakura thought about how Sasuke's hair looked and grabbed the Team Seven portrait. She studied Sasuke's hair for a moment and nodded. She held the scissors up to Deidara's hair and began cutting away. Deidara felt all of his long hair being cut off, his face looked mortified. Sakura had pushed more of his hair upfront so that she could recreate the way Sasuke's bangs were the last time she had seen him.
Once Sakura was done she had to admit she did a pretty amazing job. Deidara now looked like a blonde hair blue eyed Sasuke. Sakura giggled a bit, "You can go and shower now." Deidara sulked to the bathroom and Sakura just waited to hear his reaction as she began cleaning up the remainder of his cut off locks. Sakura was about to give up that Deidara was going to have a bad reaction whenever she heard it, "WHAT THE HELL SAKURA! I LOOK JUST LIKE THAT UCHIHA BRAT!" Sakura began rolling on the floor laughing. Deidara stormed out completely naked, "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR MY SCOPE NOW, HM!?" Sakura scowled, "You're not! You aren't Deidara anymore remember! Now I have to go get you a new pair of Konoha clothing, okay?" Deidara scowled fiercely at Sakura, "Oh don't be such a sour puss. All of the girls will fall in love with you if you have that haircut."
Sakura was walking through a ninja wear clothing store grabbing Deidara some new clothing whenever the elderly male shop keeper walked up to her, "Hello Misses, getting some new clothing for your husband?" Sakura blushed furiously, "Um… something like that…" the elderly man grinned, "Well what colors were you looking for? We have a very wide variety!" Sakura smiled sweetly, "Blacks and blues should be good." Once she had enough clothing she began walking back to her apartment and jumped onto her balcony to see Deidara muttering to himself angrily, which made Sakura laugh as she opened her sliding glass door, "Still being a baby?" Deidara scowled, "I'M NOT BEING A BABY!"
Sakura waited for Deidara while he got dressed. She had got him some briefs underwear, capris, shorts, mesh under garments, long sleeved shirts, half sleeved shirts, short sleeved shirts, socks, ninja gear such as holsters, a belt, a new pair of combat sandals, black leather gloves, and the bandaging that all ninja's wore on their clothing. Deidara finally walked out in a fitted black t-shirt that was a V-neck so that you could see the mesh top, black capris (only because that is what he was used to wearing) that was bandaged at the ends and halfway on his right leg he had it bandaged with a leg holster over it, the black holster belt, black leather gloves, and his new head band secured tightly over his forehead.
Sakura stood and admired Deidara, "Wow you look great Deidara!" Deidara rolled his eyes, "Yeah, yeah whatever, hm." Sakura paused for a moment, "Deidara, your accent…" Deidara looked confused at Sakura, "What about it, yeah?" Sakura sighed, "You can't use it, no matter how much you want to just say "hm or yeah" you can't or people will recognize you immediately." Deidara scowled, "ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD KNOW, YEAH!?" Sakura scowled, "Let's go to the Hokage."
Sakura and Deidara walked into the Hokage's office and Tsunade looked up, "Sakura… Who is this?" Sakura got an annoyed look on her face, "Its Deidara Milady…" Tsunade's eyes widened, "You're kidding right!? Wow such an improvement!" Deidara scoffed, "Tch, yeah and it was SO fun getting all my hair wacked off, ye…" Deidara stopped himself from saying "yeah" just as Sakura had asked. Sakura smiled proudly at Deidara as Tsunade spoke, "No offense or anything… but he looks exactly like a blonde haired, blue eyed Sasuke…" Deidara looked extremely pissed off, "WE KNOW!"
Tsunade chuckled, "He's a hot head isn't he Sakura, well he's a lot like Naruto in that aspect." Deidara was losing his cool whenever Sakura spoke up, "His new name Milady?" Tsunade grinned, "Ah yes, his new name. Deidara, from now on you will go by the name Dei Ishi." Deidara scowled, "Seriously…" Tsunade nodded and chuckled, "Seriously. But in any case Dei Ishi, here is your Jonin vest. Welcome to our village, Sakura here is one of our S-ranked/Jonin doctors. I will leave it to her to show you around and hope you will enjoy our village as much as your last village." Deidara put his new Jonin vest on, only zipping it up a third of the way.
Sakura and Deidara were walking through the village whenever Sakura saw her group of friends, "Hey Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Kiba, Hinata, Naruto, Sai, Shino, Neji, Lee and TenTen!" Sakura grasped Deidara's hand and drug him all the way to the group. Naruto looked confused, "Sakura, who's this guy?" Sakura looked at Deidara, "Oh this is Dei Ishi guys! He's a transfer from the hidden Mist village!" Naruto studied him for a second making Sakura's heart pound. Then Deidara spoke, "Yo." Naruto grinned, "WOW! You look just like a blonde haired, blue eyed Sasuke!" Deidara sweat dropped, "Um, thanks?"
Ino, Hinata and TenTen all circled around Sakura. Ino folded her arms and pouted, "How'd you meet such a hottie Sakura!? It's totally NOT fair!" Sakura rolled her eyes as TenTen spoke up, "Yeah Sakura, how come the Hokage always assigns you all of the cute guys!" Sakura felt like she was going to die from embarrassment…
