A/N: Here. Have Chapter Seven. One more chapter to go before this one goes into the can. This chapter has a special guest newscaster, who has made an apperance in the KPTV Universe before.
Disclaimer: Kim Possible and the mouse are tight. Real tight. So tight in fact that KP is OWNED by the mouse. All hail the mouse!
Thanks to the following for their reviews: rebafan4ever, Samurai Crunchbird, kim's 1 fan, Pharaoh Rutin Tutin, Captain IT, Iffert's Flame, the writing team of JAKT, Sir Sebastian, and CajunBear73.
8 Nights
Seventh Night
Ron, who was taking a break from his studies of the generals of old, was sitting on a rock trying to get his Ronunicator to work right and enjoy the last few minutes of the day before his sleep chip kicked in. Since Warhok's deathly frightening message, his communications device wasn't working as well as it should. It was almost like Warhok had managed to upload a virus into the PDA like hunk of red plastic and circuits.
Ron was trying to keep things quiet since Kim was resting. The "hunger pains" had gotten even worse, and now she could hardly stand being awake. A call to Wade had sent her sleep chip into overtime, that way she wouldn't have to deal with the pain. He swore that the moment they were free, he was going to take Kim to a doctor's ASAP. He was deathly worried about her.
The young man punched buttons and slapped the side of the Ronunicator, acting very much like Cal from that show on TV Trash Heap, "Temporal Hop". Ron would admit though, it had a catchy theme song. After a few more seconds of slapping and button mashing, he was finally able to get a signal of some kind. Quickly, he pulled out a set of ear buds from his cargo pants pocket and plugged them in. He turned up the volume slightly and listened for what was coming through.
"-arvy, news and comment, brought to you by Bueno Nacho, and now, Paul Harvey."
Ron smiled as the signal became clear. It must have been a radio signal from somewhere in the US. The thing in his hand was powerful enough to capture one. Plus he was getting to listen to the man who had given Rufus a tribute shortly after his death.
"Team Possible still remains missing in the Alps of Germany. The combined efforts of rescue teams and Team Possible's Wade Load have been able to pinpoint the exact location of Team Possible. Rescue teams believe that by, and this is going off German time, night fall of the next night, which for those celebrating Hanukkah, would be the eight night, they should have Team Possible on their way home."
'Wade, you dog, you've done it again,' Ron thought. A smile played across his face as he thought about how they would be on their way home by night fall tomorrow. Of course, they would still have to light the log, which finally looked like was about to give up the ghost, but hey, rescue is rescue.
"Dr. Load assures us that Team Possible is alive and in fair health. He has gone on record saying that Kim Possible, who just a few short months ago became Kim Stoppable, is having stomach issues, but it doesn't seem like its anything that is life threatening.
"In justice news, Global Justice has captured one Professor Dementor. He is currently being held without bail on charges of terrorism, attempted murder, and hate crimes. He is expected to go to trial in May."
'Whatever Dementor gets will be too good for him,' Ron thought as he continued to listen.
"Club Banana, the world famous clothing designer, has announced that they have designed a new type of hospital gown, one that has a back and allows more modesty to today's hospital patient. The gown also has a Velcro strip along one of its sides, which will allow for quick removal of the gown if needed. Monique Simone, the designer of the gown, has credited a wise man from Texas for the inspiration.
"The news from Egypt is that they have officially crowned a king of denial, excuse me, the Nile. Pharaoh Rutin Tutin becomes Egypt's first pharaoh since the days of the ancients. The Pharaoh was helped in getting his crown by Team Possible."
'Hey, that's good, I'm glad he got what he was born for,' Ron thought.
"Page Two. Bueno Nacho has long since provided a great menu for a great price, and now, they have brought to you a new item, following in the tradition of the naco and chimmirito, comes the Tarrito. Described as a cross between a taco and a burrito, the Tarrito first be available at the Go City, Oklahoma, Bueno Nacho. It is the biggest Bueno Nacho in the world, and it will be there for the second biggest Bueno Nacho item when its time has come. Remember, at Bueno Nacho, you always have Muy Bueno day."
"Preach it Brotha Paul! Tell it like it is!" Ron whispered to himself, and was now looking forward to enjoying the new Tarrito.
"Scientists at the Middleton Space Center have announced that they are in the final stages of their "Faster than Light" rocket engines. The fuel for these engines is a rather delicate mix of matter, and a new invention, anti-matter. The famous Iraqi War pilot, Zepherm Cochcrin, has been chosen as the test pilot. While they say that it will be years before they are actually able to take the bird into space, they will be looking forward to it. The Space Center also wishes to send their thoughts and prayers to Dr. Drew Lipsky and his fiancée, a Miss Sarah Van Gogh, who were savagely attacked in their home and now face a long and difficult recovery."
"Warhok…" Ron hissed at the Ronunicator. When Ron got his hands on him, he would pay for every single bruise and scratch that he had placed on Drakken and Shego.
"The President has announced that this upcoming August 18th, and every one after that, would officially be known as Team Possible day. The President has been quoted as saying that for all that Team Possible has done for the United States and the world, it is the least they could do to thank them. It is to be a federal holiday, which means banks, post offices, and the like will be closed on that day.
"Now, for what its worth, a man from Quahog, Rhode Island is now the official worlds record holder for the most milk drank. Peter Griffin drank one hundred and forty-nine gallons of milk. That is roughly five hundred and ninety-six pounds of milk. This impossible feat was done on a dare, and Mr. Griffin couldn't be prouder.
"Finally, remember Americans, Sunday is HIS birthday, not yours. Paul Harvey…good day."
"Paul Harvey, news and comment, has been brought to you by Bueno Nacho. This is the ABC radio network."
Ron powered down his Ronunicator as he tried to contemplate how Peter could have drank so much milk. Yeah, the man was big, but to drink twice his body weight in milk? It was amazing. Ron then noticed that the sun had finally gone down. Pulling out his own laser beam, which looked like a tube of lip balm, he fired it at the log. It was engulfed in flames quickly enough.
Ron laid down next to Kim and gently put his arm around her waist. He wanted to be careful with her stomach, not only because of the pain she was in, but because of the baby. Fighting off the seven day funk that had accumulated on both Kim and himself, he kissed the back of her neck gently.
"I love you," Ron whispered gently in his wife's ear before closing his eyes and falling asleep.
XXX
Blessed are you, Lord our God, King of the Universe, Who sanctified us with His commandments and commanded us to kindle the Hanukkah lights.
Blessed are you, Lord our God, King of the Universe, Who performed wondrous deeds for our ancestors, in those days, at this moment.
- Hanukkah Blessings of the seventh night.
A/N: Thats right, by noone's demand, I brought back Paul Harvey, filling you guys in on the latest news and events. And why could Kim be in so much pain? Whats up with that? And whats the deal with airline food? And did you know that the Fannies are looming around the corner, and that voting for them starts in Jan? And that you can visit the "Kim Possible Discussion" forum for more information?
Paul Harvey's News and Comment belongs to either Paul Harvey or the ABC Radio network. One of the two.
Another thanks goes to Pharaoh Rutin Tutin for allowing me to give him another cameo in this chapter. Congrats buddy, there is now at least one universe out there where you are offically the King of Denial...I mean, The Nile.
And I hope cpneb enjoys the shoutout I gave his story, "ilyiw: A MoRonic Christmas". It is a great read, and you need to finish reading this, review it, then swing over to his profile and read and review that story.
