I haven't updated in a a while because I am LOADED with stuff to do. Christmas is a coming! Which means lots of programs. I have decided to break the chapters down so there are more updates. I write a lot faster than I type!

Chapter 7: Finding a Geek for Carly

~Sam~

Carly had just broken up with her boyfriend, Collin. She was crying hysterically, eating ice cream, and making me watch pointless chick-flicks. Though I sometimes enjoyed these movies. Carly and I threw popcorn at the screen, yelling at the characters as if they could hear us.

Collin had broken up with Carly right after dinner, while they were kissing. Freddie and I had come home a little earlier than expected, so we retreated to the studio to make out. (We didn't dare go to Freddie's. His mom would have killed me.) This somehow turned into eavesdropping on Carly and Collin's conversation. It went like this:

Carly and Collin were were making out. Then they stopped, and Collin said, "Carly, I gotta tell you something."

"What?" she replied breathlessly.

"Carly..."

"Shh..." she replied putting her finger on his mouth, then quickly replacing it with her own mouth.

"But Carly..."

"Collin... I love you..."

"CARLY! I'M GAY!" he forced out.

Yeah. Poor Carls. Planning on losing your v-card... then finding out the guy is gay.

No wonder Carly has issues sometimes. I don't think I could blame her.

After Collin told her he was gay, she took it pretty well. She smiled, (Freddie and I were peering in on their conversation.) and offered him a doggy bag for his leftovers. He smiled politely and apologized. She waved it off, but her face looked stricken. They hugged, awkwardly, and he left. As soon as he left, though, she groaned really loudly and sat down on the futon. I signaled for Freddie to leave once I was downstairs with Carly, consoling her. He nodded, and I snuck downstairs. Carly was sobbing when I sat down beside her.

"Carly, are you okay?" I asked, instantly regretting the question.

Carly made a sound that was like a mix between a groan and a sob. Except a lot louder.

"Okay. Bad question. I get it. Soo... Umm..." I stammered.

"Aww!" she wailed. Her head found my shoulder. I grimaced, not knowing what to do. I tried patting her on the head, but she sobbed even harder.

"Oh, Carly!" I comforted her. "Carly, it's okay! Life will be okay, honestly."

She detached herself from my shoulder and stared at me, trying to smile a little bit.

"You really mean it?" Carly asked, biting her lip.

"Yeah, I do, Shay," I smiled at her.

Carly smiled before crying again. I held my arms out open and she leaned in.

"Sam! I loved him! Or at least I think I did. I was really ready to lose my virginity to him," she huffed.

"I know Carly. I know," I said to her.

So that's how we ended up sitting here watching Grey's Anatomy yelling at Patrick Dempsey, laughing at the people when they broke up, and yelling names like "hoe" and "whore" whenever people hooked up. It satisfied Carly, so I put up with it.

Soon we fell asleep on the futon.

I woke up when Freddie knocked at the door and came into the apartment. Carly's head was on my lap. I gently picked it up and set it on a pillo, sliding out from underneath her.

When that was successfully done, I got up to kiss him. He walked towards me, grinning. When I was in reach, he put his hands on my waist and pulled me in towards him. I tilted my head to kiss him. Soon his tongue was inside my mouth and I groaned a little bit.

We made out for a couple of minutes before I pulled away and put on a sexy smirk.

"Freddie, will you cook? I'm hungry"

He rolled his eyes and I gave him a sexy look again. I stood on my toes to whisper in his ear.

"Please, Freddie? I love you."

I was so close to him right then I could feel him twitch. Freddie groaned and headed towards the kitchen.

Freddie finished with the bacon and eggs he was cooking and laid down three plates: one for me, one for himself, and one for Carly, if she ever got up.

I finished first. I got up and walked behind Freddie.

"Thanks, Freddie. I really enjoyed that," I said, sexily. "How can I ever repay you? Well, how about this?"

I started nibbling and sucking on his ear and he moaned.

We were interrupted by the sound of Carly waking up. She yawned and stretched. She half-grinned at us.

"Hey. Good morning," I said, smiling. Freddie just waved.

"Morning. Oh!" she exclaimed standing up and looking at the breakfast on the table. "Looks yummy. Thanks for cooking."

Freddie smiled, "Anytime."

Carly was about half-way through her food when she started crying.

"Oh, Carly!" I cried going over to her, trying desperately to comfort her. She just wailed. I stood up and grabbed Freddie's hand, pulling him into the living room.

"Freddie! We need to help make Carly feel better. Hmm... What should we do?"

"Buy her jewelry? Ow, Sam!" he exclaimed when I slapped him on the chest.

"I mean like give her a special day then set her up on a blind date," I explained to him.

"Ohh... Now I get it. But who?" Man. Even though Freddie was a nerd and everything, he still had his blonde moments just like the rest of us.

"I don't know," I hissed at him.

There was a knock at the door. Brad, the intern we had just hired for iCarly, walked in. Freddie and I looked at each other and our faces lit up. We then turned our focus towards Brad.

Brad looked at us, while we were just staring at him.

"What?" he asked while we stared blankly, "Did I do something? Do I have something in my teeth?"

Authors Note: I'm excited for the next chapter, which I am currently typing. Love to my FanFic readers! -Fashunbug