Title: Christmas in South Park

Fandom: South Park

Characters: Stan/Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Butters, Pip, Tweek, Craig, Clyde, Token, Ike

Prompt: Christmas

Rating: PG-13

Summary: A month before Christmas and all of South Park is in the mood. All of the South Park boys will be forced into a Christmas Parody.

Chapter 7: Token's Miracle Gift

Token had been a fairly normal teenage boy. He happened to be the richest teenager in town, but that by no way made him better. That was until march of that year. That was the day Kenny came to him.

"Token can we talk?" Kenny asked his peer.

"Sure Kenny, what's up? Need Money?" Token was willing to give the poorest teenager in town some money for almost any reason.

Kenny glared half heartedly. "Uh, no. The thing is God wanted me to talk to you." Kenny shifted. He did not like pointing out his flaws, in this case he did not like bringing up that he died regularly.

"What? Kenny are you okay?" Token hoped that Kenny was just crazy and it was not some strange disease from the water that may or may not be running in Kenny's house.

Kenny shifted uncomfortably. "Ugh I can't do this. God?"

Before Kenny had to ask if God was there, the great man himself was there, hippo-face, cat paws, tail, and all. "Did you need me Kenny?"

"Yeah, look, I can't uh explain this to Token. It's weird." Kenny shifted again uncomfortable.

God was never one to think anything He did was weird so he was happy to finish Kenny's job. "Token I want you to bare me a son, a second son."

Token stared in awe. He had seen God in the past but never like this, like he and God were friends. It took a minute for Token to understand what God was saying. "You want me to what? But I'm a boy!"

"I want you to bare me a son," God repeated for the unhearing Token. He continued. "I realize that you are a boy Token, but as my last son was born from a virgin I will have to produce my second son from an even stronger miracle. People today just don't seem to believe in virgins anymore."

Token continued to stare not believing his eyes. He looked at Kenny who nodded, God was serious. He then turned back to God. "But I'm only sixteen!"

"You'll be seventeen when the baby is born. Mary was fourteen I'm giving you three years." God looked a little perplexed.

"Well when Mary had your first son times were different. People today in the country I live in will not survive having a baby in their teens, even their early adults is risky." Token explained. He felt a little put out. He folded his arms over his chest and gave God a hard look. "If I have this baby for you I want to make sure he and I will be well taken care of. I don't want to have to go through the American Court system you'd never pay me child support then."

"Don't worry I will provide for you and my son." God promised the young man.

Token nodded he had to believe God's promises, He was God after all. "Okay, just one question. Why me? Why do You even need a second son?"

"That's two questions, but I'll answer them both. I am picking you because your a male and I went black once and I can't go back. I need a second son because I want to clear up where I stand on homosexuals. My second son will make it clear that all homosexuals, Jews, and agnostics will be saved." God answered Token's questions.

This only made Token frown. He did not look like he was about to take God up on his offer. "Last time you sent a son to save your people he was murdered on a cross. Are you going to let our son be murdered? I don't think I can allow that to happen."

"No, no! I don't want to kill my homosexual, Jew loving agnostic son! That's just the opposite on what I want to say. I want people to know that they will not be judged differently then people who are not homosexual, Jewish or agnostic." God hurriedly explained. "So what is your answer?"

Token looked like he was deciding, but all of his questions and worries were at easy. He no longer had a reason not to do it, so he knew would have to do it. "Okay, I'll do it."

"I knew it! Ha! Michael owes me!" God cheered. He looked at Kenny. "Thank you, now will you excuse Token and I for a moment."

Because of that day Token was now better, well different then everyone else. He was carrying God's second son. He knew there was only about a month left of his pregnancy and it was really starting to show. He was waddling everywhere and his feet were swelled. Not many people in town accepted the fact that he was a male that was pregnant, most thought that he had always really been a girl, and others thought that Token was just getting fat in his stomach. There were a few that understood what it was. Kenny of course knew, and took sometime to make sure Token was doing alright. Kyle and Stan were strangely nice to him, but they were careful to tip toe on the subject of him being pregnant.

Then there was Clyde. Clyde was being a great friend. Better then he ever thought Clyde could be. Sure his other friends still remained his friend, but Clyde suddenly became everything to him. He support Token and helped him even when Token got particularly moody. It was really great for him to have a friend like Clyde. He was glad that his son would have a male influence around the house.