Last chapter of My Name Is Sidney! Now you get to see Italy's awesome plan. Sorry it's pretty short, but it won't disappoint (I hope :/ )! I know today is America's birthday, but July 1st was Canada's. I hope you didn't forget! DX Anyways, enjoy this ending~

It was a normal day so far for Dr. Senecal. He was perusing the scientific laboratory he owned, pleased with the progress. The NCSL was continuing with their experiments, and everything was going splendidly. He did get some hate mail, but he dealt with it like he always did: Deleting and shredding it. The only thing that weighed on the scientist's mind was the fact that no word had gotten back to him about Sidney. The injection process had gone fine, so why had no news come up about the infant? As the owner of the lab, Sidney was his greatest creation to date. He wanted to know if the experiment had worked, or if it was just a depressing failure.

That was when he heard a thump at the door.

He walked to it and opened it, letting in the hot desert air. He saw a car speeding away. There was a package at his feet. He was immediately suspicious. For all he knew, there could be a spy camera on or within the cardboard box, or even a bomb (both had happened before). However, this box was different from those packages: It had holes in the side.

Dr. Senecal became curious. There certainly wouldn't be holes there if a bomb was in the box. If a government camera was in there, certainly they wouldn't be so conspicuous. The doctor shrugged, and opened box. He gasped at what was inside.

"What is it, boss?" asked a scientist, walking up to the package. He also gasped at its contents, and ran to tell the other workers. Dr. Senecal simply looked at what was in the box, a small smile forming on his face.

In that package was a baby. A very cute baby, nonetheless. The baby was swaddled in a blanket, his hair, eyes and nose the only things visible. The child was sleeping soundly, its eyes closed, its small chest rising and falling with every breath. But that wasn't what made Dr. Senecal gasp or smile. What prompted those reactions was the small name tag on the blanket. It read, "Hello, My Name Is…Sidney" in flourishing cursive handwriting.

It was the doctor's greatest creation, right there in front of him. Then again, the fact that he was here meant that whoever was blessed with the infant had not wanted him. But Dr. Senecal was happy to see his creation, after having no idea what the baby would end up looking like. He appeared perfectly normal; no physical problems as far as he could tell.

By now, other scientists had gathered and were marveling at the child. Some marveled at his size for being so young. Some were saying how this was the beginning of a new race. Some of the scientists, mostly the women, were commenting on how cute the baby was.

"It's Sidney, it's really Sidney!"

"This is astounding! He's perfect!"

"Look at his adorable little face!"

"I just want to pet his hair, it looks so soft!"

"Whoever left him here was a fool."

"I wonder how smart he really is."

At that last comment, the child stirred. Everyone gasped excitedly, and chattered to each other, waiting for the little one to awaken. His regular breathing became more deliberate, a sure sign of one rousing from sleep. Some gushed about how cute he looked.

Sidney opened one crimson red eye.

The chatter stopped. Dr. Senecal was confused. Why were his eyes red? They should be a normal color; blue, brown, hazel, green, even gray. Why red?

The other eye, also crimson, opened. Sidney stood up to shake off the blanket. In doing so he opened his mouth wide in a yawn, showing sharp, pointed teeth. Dr. Senecal's heart began to race. This wasn't supposed to happen. What had he created?

One could have heard a pin drop as Sidney smiled sweetly at his audience, obviously knowing where he was and who they were.

Hello, Dr. Senecal. The child giggled, his voice deep and rough. It's nice to finally meet my maker.

The whole room was tense, waiting for Sidney's next statement.

You probably already know this, but… Sidney said slowly. He grinned. My name is Sidney.

With that, he laughed devilishly and pounced on Dr. Senecal.

oOo

Italy's plan had worked perfectly. All we had to do was grab Sidney (Japan used his special technique) and put him in a box. We went back to the NCSLs website to get the exact address. We enlisted America's help in getting the package over to his country, after which he set it on the lab's front step.

A few days later and we still weren't sure if the plan had worked. We hadn't been sent back a cranky baby yet, which was probably a good sign. Then again, America had promised to give us updates, which he hadn't yet.

Japan had gone home by now, assured that we no longer needed his help. So it was just Italy and I sitting at my house, waiting for America's reply.

"How come you keep coming here so much?" I asked Italy, who was sprawled out on my couch. "You do have your own house, you know. Besides, Romano gets pissed when he finds out you've been at my house." I walked over to him.

"Ve~, because I love it here, and I love you, too!" he replied, sitting up and smiling at me. I blushed at the second part of his statement. Before I could stammer something back, he kneeled up on the couch and kissed my cheek. "Ti amo~," he murmured against my skin. It only made me blush harder. Damn that romantic Italian.

At that moment, my cell phone rang. Checking the caller ID, I saw it was America finally giving us news. I flipped open the phone.

"Hello, America." I said.

"Yo, Germany!" came America's loud, excited voice from the speaker.

"I'll put you on speaker. Italy's here, too." I pressed the button and set the phone on the coffee table in front of the couch.

"Pronto, America!" Italy said cheerfully.

"Hey! So, you guys totally wouldn't believe what happened!" America shouted, even louder now than before.

"Would you mind telling us? And also turning it down?" I asked him, already irritated.

"Heh, sorry!" America laughed. "Anyway, Sidney pretty much went crazy."

"What do you mean?" I asked him.

"As soon as he got out of the box he started biting everyone he could get his hands on," replied America. "I dunno if he was just hungry or what, but it was pretty insane. When the FBI got there, almost everyone was dead from the bites, including the owner of the lab. The people that were still alive are being treated, but once they're okay they'll be arrested. Plus Sidney's dead."

"Dead?" I asked. Not that I wasn't relieved, but still.

"The FBI guys shot him a few times." America answered nonchalantly. "They might have an autopsy done on him but there isn't much of him left."

"What about the NCSL itself?" asked Italy, more serious than I'd ever seen him. "They're…closed, right?"

"Oh yeah, totally." replied America. "All the equipment's been confiscated, and the other experiments being done were just on cells and stuff, so no innocent people got hurt." Italy sighed in relief.

"Oh, by the way, the FBI has a file on you now, Italy." America added casually.

"Ve! Why?" cried Italy.

"Well, because you were the one carrying Sidney the whole time." America explained. "They basically have the entire hospital report on you. They don't know you're a nation, though. My boss and I do, but no one else, I promise."

"Well, that's good, but why would they need that information?" I asked.

"It's just protocol. Not really sure, haha!" America laughed. I face-palmed mentally. "But long story short, everything's cool now. You don't have to worry about another psycho baby showing up anytime soon."

"Let's hope never." I sighed.

"Did you tell Japan, too?" asked Italy.

"Nah, but I was gonna call him after I talked to you guys." America replied. "I might as well do that now, since I told you everything."

"Okay, bye~" Italy replied cheerfully.

"Bye." I said.

"Catch ya later!" America laughed, after which he hung up.

I sighed and leaned back, squeezing the bridge of my nose. "That was a nightmare." I groaned. "Thank Gotte it's over."

"Oh, it wasn't all bad!" Italy answered.

"Really?" I asked, exasperated. "You mean to tell me that two men gave you a shot, you suffered for two months, had a cannibalistic baby burst out of your chest and almost kill you, it wasn't all bad?"

"Well, I mean, we figured out we love each other because of it!" He explained, wrapping his arms around my waist. He stared up at me with big amber eyes.

"I guess that's true…" I muttered, blushing slightly. Italy put a hand on my cheek, and turned my face towards his.

"Ti amo, Germany~" he murmured, bringing his face close to mine.

"Ich liebe dich, Italy." I replied as our lips came together.

Yay, the NSCL was destroyed, Sidney is dead, and Germany and Italy lived happily ever after! XD Btw, is it weird that I named Dr. Senecal after my high school guidance counselor? I mean, he is kind of a nutjob, but not that much :P I have a lot of long convoluted stories I want to get started on, but my brain is saying "Girl, you just did a 7-chapter-long story. Write some one-shots. Take a break." So that's what I'll be doing! Also, no more 1st person. It's a pain in the ass :/ Until next story, hasta la pasta~!