Enjoy… I hope. I have no idea where this junk came from. Sorry if this is kind of OOC, but this sort of situation was never mentioned in the books. So I have no idea how the characters would react.

Disclaimer: I do not own PJO… or HoO. Unfortunately. :P


Episode 7: Family

PERCY AND ANNABETH

"No! I am still NOT going to the fireworks with you! Especially not after you put that huge tarantula in my sleeping bag!" Annabeth screamed.

"Respect your elders," Percy retorted.

"My… elders? Percy, I'm a whole month older than you!"

"Yes, but technically I'm your uncle."

"What?" Annabeth rolled her eyes.

"Well, your mom is Athena. And Zeus is Athena's dad. And Poseidon is Zeus's brother. And I'm Poseidon's son. So that makes me your uncle."

"Percy, that's ridiculous!" Annabeth looked at the sky while calculating. Then she choked, horror stricken. "Oh my gods… you ARE my uncle… Well, that's disgusting."

"How is that disgusting?"

"Well, if you're my uncle, and you LIKE me…"

Percy made a retching sound in the back of his throat. "Oh, gross!"

"See?" Annabeth's eyes widened. "Oh my gods, that means… wow. Gross."

"Tell me!" Percy demanded.

"Well, technically Katie is Travis' aunt," Annabeth pointed out.

Percy shouted a bad word. "And they're *unidentified word* dating?"

Annabeth's face was green. "And… technically Silena and Beckendorf would be… siblings. Or at least half-siblings."

"Hey," Percy said. "If Persephone is Demeter's daughter, and Demeter and Hades are siblings, then why is Hades married to his niece?"

"Oh my gods, did they try to have KIDS?" Annabeth was on the verge of throwing up.

"Let's hope not," Percy choked, as some very scarring mental images popped into his brain.

"Um, and let's see… that also means that Thalia and Jason are my aunt and uncle," Annabeth commented.

"That's… bizarre. Isn't Jason, like, a year younger than you?"

"Huh. And Nico is my uncle," Annabeth continued.

"And you're Poseidon's… grand niece. And Zeus is your grandpa. And Kronos is your great-grandpa." Percy pulled a face. "So that means Luke was your great-grandpa during the war? I'm disturbed now."

"He was your great-grandpa too," Annabeth reminded him.

Percy's eyes rounded. "I think I'm gonna be sick…" he groaned before running off to the bathroom.

Annabeth waited outside, feeling sick as she listened to Percy retch over and over.

"Hey, Annabeth. You don't look so good," Katie said as she passed by. "What's wrong?"

"Percy and I… had an interesting conversation. Hey, if Persephone is your mom's daughter, and Hades and Demeter are siblings…"

Katie's eyes bulged. "AH! Gross! Why do you think of these things?" she ran into the bathroom and started vomiting too.

And before long, camper after camper was spewing up their guts in the toilets after hearing about their godly family's relationships.


R&R? Please? :D Sorry for any... mental images I gave you.