High School Sucks II: Summer Vacation

Disclaimer: The only thing I own is the story.

Summary: School's out and the Inuyasha crew are celebrating by having a road trip in America.


Chapter 7


Inuyasha grumbled sleepily as the light from the morning sun hit him square in the eyes. It was most certainly too early for him to be awake, as the clock over on the cafe wall stated it was the ungodly hour of 8 AM. Him and waking up early in the morning never went hand in hand, however he had no time to waste today. This was the last day of the group's road trip and he didn't want to waste another minute, nor did any of his friends.

A few minutes before they arrived at the cafe, they called Sarah and Kari and asked them if they wanted to go out and do stuff together. Literally a second after the question had been popped, a knock came upon their hotel door and it turned out to be Sarah and Kari. They explained they had been on their way there when they'd been called, but Inuyasha didn't believe them simply because it was early, he was tired, thus logic failed to enter his brain.

So here they were at a nice little cafe, downing cup after cup of coffee mocha java latte whatever, especially Kagome. To say she was inhaling them as quickly as she breathed was the understatement of the year. She was incredibly hyper and prattling on about random things, like working at the car wash and disco infernos. Next to her, Inuyasha had his head down on the table, pretending he was still in his bed and that he wasn't listening to his girlfriend's random babbling.

Sarah, Kari, and Sango stared at Kagome in confusion as she continued her hyper monolog of randomness. She was speaking so fast that they really had no idea what the hell she was talking about, but nodded anyway as if they did.

"Does this always happen?" Kari asked Sango.

The brunette shook her head. "No, sometimes she gets hyper." She replied jokingly.

The group decided to leave before Kagome got her hands on another cup of pure caffeine and headed to the park so she could burn off some of it.

"Let's go play on the slide!" The raven haired girl squealed as she grabbed Inuyasha, who was screaming for someone to "save me from this mad woman," by the arm and dragged him over to the slide. He watched as she went up the slide and down, then immediately went up and down again. In a way, it was like watching those steel balls in the pendulum-like contraption hitting each other again and again: you just keep watching them only to see when they're gonna slow and stop.

Meanwhile on one of the teeter totters, Koga and Sesshomaru were squished side by side as they sat on the same end, watching the little kids play.

"Remember when we used to play like that?" The elder boy asked.

Koga nodded nostalgically. "Yeah....It was five minutes ago, wasn't it?"

"Yes, give or take a minute."

"Those were the good ol' days..."

Sango and Miroku sat over at a nearby bench, also watching the children play. Sango kept cooing over how cute they all were while Miroku wondered what it was with girls and little kids. He was just really envious of the fact that when a child touched Sango inappropriately, which has happened a few times with Miroku there to witness, she'd laugh and tell them not to do it again, but if HE did it, she'd knock him to the floor with a slap to the face. It just wasn't fair, damn it.

Suddenly, a sobbing child approached them, holding his arm.

Sango, with a look of concerned, asked the little boy, "Awww, what's wrong?"

The boy sniffled before saying, "I f-fell down..."

"Where's your mom?"

"She's with black daddy."

"...Okay. Where's your dad?"

"He's with half-nakey mommy."

"...I'll just go see if there's a doctor in the park..." She stood and left, leaving Miroku alone with the child.

"Can you fix my arm?" The boy asked.

"Little boy, I'm no doctor. I'm a pervert. Recognize." The lecher replied.

"What's a...prevert?" The boy inquired, obviously confused on the pronunciation of the word.

"It's what you and all your friends are gonna be when you're my age." He sighed before saying. "Well, I guess it couldn't hurt to look..." The older boy asked the younger one to move his hand from his arm and he looked it over. It didn't look that bad, just a little scrape. "You'll be fine, kid."

"Do I n-need to go to t-the hopsicle?"

"You betcha, kid!" Miroku announced jokingly. The little boy, however, thought he was serious and became gravely scared. "That needs to be amputated, frightened little child!" And then Miroku's face twisted into confusion as the little boy ran away, screaming. "Li-Little boy...? I was just kidding..."

Sango returned with a doctor in tow. What luck to conveniently find a doctor in the park. She appeared puzzled when she didn't see the little boy anywhere. "Miroku? Where's the boy?"

"He ran away."

"Why...?" Sango stared at the pervert suspiciously.

He shrugged. "I dunno. Something about having to piss."


By now, Kagome had calmed down considerably. After all the sugar and caffeine, she crashed relatively quickly and so suddenly that one second, she was up and running around and the next, she was laying face down in the grass. Inuyasha, with the help of Sarah, dragged her over to a bench to recuperate.

"That was the fastest crash I have EVER seen..." The redhead remarked.

Inuyasha nodded. "Ditto. Hey, where's Kari?"

Sarah pointed over to the portable bathrooms. "Toilet."

"Oh."

Then the unthinkable happened. Sesshomaru and Koga, who decided to play football with a ball they stole from a group of little kids, were throwing it around and having fun. The dog demon threw it to the wolf demon, who leapt to catch it. He did, but he didn't see what he was about to crash into. He collided heavily with the porto potty Kari was in and knocked it over. From inside, you could hear screaming, sounds of disgust, and swearing.

"...Oops." Koga murmured before quickly backing away from the portable bathroom.

Both Inuyasha and Sarah watched in shock. What made it worse was the fact the porto potty tipped over on its front, so Kari was basically stuck in there, getting marinated in the kind of leftovers nobody wanted. Frantically, they ran over to the porto potty and flipped it over onto its side, earning more screaming from inside. They stepped back as Kari emerged, soaked to the bone and looking like she was going to scream and faint.

"Are you okay?" Inuyasha asked dumbly. His response was Kari approaching him, baring her teeth, and asking him, "Do I LOOK okay to you?" "Why, no, you look like you're covered in crap." His brain dead remark earned him a slap in the face by a soiled hand, causing him to scream girlishly and run in circles, failing his arms in digust.

It was then they decided to leave the park and headed over to Kari's house so she could wash up. She regretted it when she came back into the living room, squeaky clean and in fresh clothes, and discovered half of the food in her fridge was gone, courtesy of the boys; mostly Koga and Inuyasha. Kari instantly ushered them all out and they headed to Sarah's place to chillax and watch some movies in the basement. That idea was...well...

"He's IN THE BASEMENT." The half demon growled at the TV. "Dumbass! The killer is RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE in the BASEMENT!"

"Shut UP, mutt." Koga glowered at him. "We can't HEAR the movie when you talk like THAT. Or talk at ALL."

"DON'T make me come OVER THERE..." Sango seethed, then sighed. "I'm doing it, too, now..."

"STOP talking." Inuyasha shushed her.

"I'm going to throw my BEER in your FACE if you don't shut UP." Miroku threatened the three of them.

"WHERE did you get that BEER?" Sarah asked before her eyes widened. "Oh, God, I'm doing it too!"

"Everyone STOP doing THAT or I'll throw you all OUT." Kari snarled.

"But it's MY HOUSE."

"I'll make it MY HOUSE if I throw YOU out, TOO."

"WHY are we TALKING like this?" Kagome asked.

"Because the MUTT STARTED it." Koga replied, sending a nasty look Inuyasha's way. "Now I CAN'T watch the MOVIE."

"It ENDED five MINUTES ago..." Inuyasha retorted just as nastily.

"And we didn't KNOW because you were TALKING, you ASS."

Everyone could tell a fight was about to break out, so to prevent it from happening, Sango suggested the two have a contest to see who can hold their breath the longest. Koga ended up winning only because he cheated by breathing through his nose.


Hours later, Inuyasha was awoken from his state of unconsciousness by a piercing scream. Dumbfounded, he ran upstairs, tripping on the way because he hadn't fully woken up yet, and asked what was wrong.

"Our money is gone!" Kagome cried. "Someone broke into Sango's trunk and stole it!"

"Not to mention my precious red thong..." Sesshomaru added with distain.

With his jaw dropped, the younger silver haired brother asked, "Was anything else stolen?"

"Our panties!" Both Japanese girls replied. Moments later, Miroku chuckled sheepishly as he took the stolen undergarments out of his pockets and held them out to the girls.

"Sorry..." He chuckled nervously.

The girls snatched with underwear back, glaring at the lecher.

"This means we can't get home..." Inuyasha whimpered. "I want my mommy!"

"She's dead." The elder brother reminded him.

"I want my daddy!"

"He went to the store and never came back years ago."

"Well, you never know! Maybe he came back while we were away!"

"...Little brother, that's highly unlikely."

"Well...your FACE is highly unlikely!"

Kagome stood in between the two brothers. "Boys, PLEASE. This is no time to be talking about your faces and your dad! Our money is GONE. We can't buy plane tickets to go home tonight."

At this revelation, Koga, Inuyasha, and Miroku trudged over to the corner where they dry sobbed, thinking they would never be able to get home and when they finally did probably fifty years later, they would be suspended by an extremely old Mr. Miner.

"What will we do?!" The half demon sobbed, clinging to Koga as the wolf demon clung to Miroku and the brunette clung to Inuyasha.


I deeply, DEEPLY apologize for not updating this in literally years and for the short length of it. I felt so bad about it that I just HAD to drop everything else I was doing and update this. So, this isn't the last chapter like I had said in the previous one. I thought I'd make up for my major lack of update by giving it one or two more chapters.

Hope you enjoyed this chapter and please stayed tuned for the next one, which I promise will not take YEARS to be posted, lol.