Heyy! It's me again, I had an amazing idea for a chappy, so I have to write it before I forget.

Before I continue, I just have to again thank the people who are so very patient with my procrastination! I know I'm not the fastest updater, but I try.

So, without further ado, I present to you, MAH CHAPTER! And no, there is no recap. You want to know what happened in the last chapter? Well go back and read it!!! Ah, before I forget, I'm going to be making all of this up.

That's right, no more exact dialogue for you! Hehe, enjoy the chapter -.- Oh, wait, one more thing- DISCLAIMER NO JUTSU! I do not own Naruto.


Yeah, yeah, yeah. Worst nightmare, I've heard it all before. Che, this guy doesn't scare me. Oh, I almost forgot. He takes off hid headband to show his amazingly disgusting head for no apparent reason. Audrey thought quite bored. She and Ami already knew what was going to happen, and they also knew all about Ibiki's little test…thing.

Dear God, this man never shuts up! Alright, screw it. I'm looking for the remote! And with that thought, Ami began looking for the remote. She was looking in the same place she got the TV from one of the previous chapters.

"Where is that damn thing?!" She mumbled to herself. Ami just so happened to be sitting next to Audrey, who was staring at Ami like she was mental.

Which she is.

"I don't think I even want to know." Audrey sighed. God knows what Ami was doing this time.

"Sweet! I found the remote!" Ami held the remote up triumphantly. Audrey stared at Ami, then looked at the remote and shrugged. If it meant they didn't have to wait as long for the Forest of Death, then she was all for it.

"Ok…and, GO!" And with that said Ami pressed the fast forward button and everything was gray and moving very fast. "Ok, and right about…here!" She pressed play and they were outside the Forest of Death. Audrey and Ami high-fived.

"Hey, did you skip the stupid part with Konohamaru and such?" Audrey hated that part. She considered it to be very gay and unneeded. "Yeah, I skipped it." Ami said, she didn't like it either.

"Alright, and, GO!" Anko said. Yes, that's right, Ami went so far that she pretty much skipped everything. The teams dashed into the forest. Even though it didn't seem like it, Ami and Audrey were being very aware of their surroundings. They knew how dangerous the forest was.

They also knew who they would have to face sooner than they wanted to. (A/N: DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN!)

A kunai whizzed right past Audrey. "What the—Weren't we supposed to face the imposter Naruto person first?!" She looked at Ami who looked just as confused as her.

"Well, might as well get good work out, right?" Naruto said a bit too cockily. (A/N: I was so focused on Audrey and Ami, I completely forgot about the REAL Team 7 XD)

"For once I agree with the dobe, this might be fun." Sasuke said with a smirk. Team 7 (including Ami and Audrey) all took a fighting stance, Ami called the ninja out by throwing multiple kunai toward the place the original kunai came from.

And of course, the ninja came out. It was just a bunch of random ninja, so the team decided to use taijutsu. It didn't take long for the random ninja to be defeated.

Ami and Audrey sent each other a look, they knew who they would have to fight next. Audrey also knew that Ami would definitely try to kill him right when she saw him. Of course Audrey would absolutely love to kill him, but God knows what it might do to the series.

"What's with those looks? Is something bad going to happen?" Sakura asked them worriedly. Ami panicked. "Yeah, kind of." She said, then sighed. Then she thought of something.

"Hey Audrey, how sick would it be if we had like, demons sealed inside us?" Ami randomly said to her friend. Audrey thought it over, "Yeah, I guess that would be kind of cool." Ami smirked. "Hey, authoress person!" Yes Ami? "Give me and Audrey totally sick demons." Uhm, I'd have to talk it over with my friend first- "Talk later, demons now!" NO! I will not fall for your schemes! "Well fine, be that way!"

Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura stared at the mental girl and sweat-dropped. What was wrong with these girls? Clearly more than they had thought.

(A/N: Ok, I forgot how Oro made his entrance, so I'm gonna make all of this up, kkz?)

Audrey froze, as did Ami. "D-do you sense that?" Audrey managed to stutter out, despite her knowing what was coming next. Ami went from scared out of her mind, into a blind rage. "Yes. I do! COME OUT YOU WUSS, I'M SOO GOING TO KILL YOU!" She yelled to the skies. Ami's eyes were glowing a lighter shade of blue.

Frankly, she was pissed. Ami was being 100 percent serious. Well, maybe not 100 percent, but at least 85 percent the least. But right now, she was dead serious. Sort of, ok I'll stop now.

"Heh, heh, heh." They heard an all too familiar laugh-ish thing. "Where's Naruto?!" Sakura exclaimed. Audrey sighed, oh boy.

With Naruto

It was like the bell test all over again.

Yes, that's right. Naruto, is once again, hanging upside-down from a tree. Why you ask? Well, he's not quite sure himself.

"Hey, I think we got someone!" He heard a familiar voice say, then a yippish bark afterwards. Of course, out of the bushes steps Kiba, Shino, and a blushing Hinata.

"Oh, it's only Naruto. And I worked so hard on that trap too." Kiba sighed. Shino was clearly uninterested and Hinata was all blush-blush. "W-well, should we s-set him f-free?" Hinata stuttered out.

"Nah, how about we just leave him there?" Kiba suggested. "WHAT?! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE!" Naruto yelled. Now it was time for Hinata to jump in and save him.

"Uhm, m-maybe we should set him f-free. After a-all, we could reset th-the trap and p-possibly catch another n-ninja." She suggested in order to get Naruto set free. Of course, Shino and Kiba agreed and set Naruto free. "But if we catch him again, we're leaving him there." Kiba said before Naruto ran off.

Phew, I thought they would never let me out of there! He thought as he ran to try and find his teammates, but, before he could take another three steps, BAM!

He was caught in another trap. "DAMN! Ugh, better set myself free." Naruto said as he did the escape jutsu. He continued to run towards his teammates to help them out in case they were in danger.

But, alas, he was caught in yet another trap. "Oh…my…GOD! What the hell?!" Ok, to save us and enormous amount of time, I'm just going to tell you he got caught in a crap-load of traps on his way.

With Ami, Audrey, Sasuke, and Sakura

Out stepped the grass ninja that Sasuke and Sakura had seen earlier. Ami and Audrey saw her in the episode, but remember? The remote? Ahem, moving on.

"What do you want? Our scroll?" Sasuke asked/yelled. By the way Ami and Audrey were acting, he could tell this person was not to be toyed with. He also noticed Ami's eyes were glowing, that could not be good.

Ami snarled, this good-for-nothing snake was not fooling her. Well, that would mainly be because she already saw the episode but that's beside the point. "You bastard, YOU AREN'T FOOLING ME WITH THAT DISGUISE!" She yelled.

Disguise?! Sasuke quickly did the handsigns and said "Fire style: Fireball jutsu!" (A/N: Sorry, I don't know the Japanese name for that TT) And the jutsu hit the grass ninja dead on. Audrey smirked, This is where the disguise pretty much burns off. She thought as the grass-nin disguise disintegrated, showing Orochimaru's true face.

"I see you saw through my disguise. This might actually be fun." He said as he summoned one of his big-ass snakes which headed straight for the four. Ami and Audrey stood still as Sasuke and Sakura prepared to jump out of the way.

"Are you guys crazy?! Get ready to get out of the way." Sakura yelled to them as they simply stood there, "We really don't have to." Audrey replied simply. Sasuke shot them a confused look.

Before he knew it, Naruto jumped in front of the snake and stopped it from getting any closer to his team. "What's the matter scardy-cat?" Naruto said to Sasuke as his lifted his head to show red eyes.

(A/N: Since I can't remember how this happened, I'm going to just say that Naruto magically became unconscious and attached to the tree by a kunai. Kay thanks.)

"Crap, this is not good!" Sasuke yelled as his eyes turned to sharingan. Orochimaru chuckled "Ah, so you have the blood-line traits of the Uchiha clan? Yes, this will indeed be fun."

"Grr, bastard!" Audrey yelled. Psst, Audrey! "Hm, authoress person?" Yeah, it's me, how would you like to be able to summon wolves? "THAT'D BE AWESOME!" Ok, cool. You know the handsigns right? "Yeah, I know." Awesome. Ok, continue.

Audrey made the needed handsigns for the summoning jutsu, and yelled "Summoning jutsu!" And slammed her hand down on the ground, and sweat dropped. "Oh come one! A wolf pup?! Looks like I'll need to practice." She sighed and looked at the wolf pup. "Can you do anything useful?" She asked the pup.

"I can be a pretty awesome distraction." The pup replied. Audrey gave in "Very well, do what you can." She said as she gestured toward Orochimaru. The pup ran in as Audrey ran to Ami to make a plan. "What should we do?!" She frantically asked her friend. Ami was just staring blankly at the scene before her.

"Ami? Are you alright?!" Audrey asked worriedly, but Ami just stood there. Soemthing wasn't right, because now pink chakra was encircling Ami. Audrey just kind of stared wide eyed as her friend ran into the frey. But, Ami being Ami, did something random.

She stood right in front of Orochimaru and said "By God, I will not let this kingdom fall while I am queen!" and bitch-slapped him. Audrey smiled, knowing that no matter what, Ami will always be Ami, and do something random.

Orochimaru just kind of looked at the girl as if she were mental. Then the pink chakra started swirling around her again as a pink dragon head, a big one at that, with blood red eyes appeared in the air above her. Please note that Ami's eyes are still glowing.

The dragon head roared fiercely then proceeded to attack Orochimaru head on. He was unable to dodge it and was critically hit. Ami walked towards Orochimaru, preparing to strike the final blow when she was stopped by Audrey.

"I want to kill him as much as you do, believe me. But this will just mess up the ENTIRE series of Naruto! There basically would be no show!" Audrey tried to convince her friend, which seemed to worked because Ami's eyes returned to normal and she collapsed.

"I see this battle is pretty much won. I will leave now, but before I go…" I think you know what happens next. Orochimaru gives Sasuke the curse mark, and he yells out in pain before collapsing as Orochimaru disappears.

"Audrey, what do we do now?" Sakura asked Audrey. Audrey sighed, "Now we get ready for another battle, but first, we need to rest." She said as she picked Ami up. This girl was ALWAYS getting into trouble, wherever she went.

Audrey smirked. Well, that's Ami for you.


Sorry for the serious part there, but it was just too tempting.

Did you enjoy my chapter? I kind of liked the way this one turned out.

Don't forget to review! I always love reading what you have to say!

F.C.B signing out!