AUTHOR'S NOTE: Heyya another drabble from me! It's one of those that I wrote on a whim haha! Hope you enjoy!
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Now onto the story! Let's go!
Gintoki can be so sexy in bed but also be so dumb as well.
I can never think straight when I'm with him.
~Hijikata
Sitting outside the old man's dango shop, Hijikata squirts the usual pile of mayonnaise on the sweetened dango balls. He is reading a newspaper, seemingly engrossed with a certain article.
"Ossan! One plate for me!"
Hijikata looks up and scrunches his face. A customer arrives, slumping next to him. Hijikata furrows his brows deeply, unhappy with the lack of space between them. The customer has the cheek to get this close with the vice chief of Shinsengumi.
"Yo, Hijikata-kun. I know we are supposed to be a secret, but giving me a smile won't hurt."
"Commit Seppuku, Yorozuya."
The silverhead giggles, deliberately sliding towards Hijikata. "What're you reading?"
"How to kill a Joui."
Gintoki has his lips twitched. "Boring. Don't you have a life?"
"Yeah," Hijikata raises the newspaper to avoid looking at him. "But I don't see why I have to explain to you. And if you don't leave me alone, I will really kill you."
"Ne, Hijikata-kun," Gintoki bites on one dango ball and chews. "I was thinking about something lately."
"About what?"
"About us."
Hijikata slides a side stare on the silverhead who is happily chewing. "What about it?"
Swallowing a gulp, Gintoki grins. "I think we should start planning having one of our own."
The brows of Hijikata meet, creasing his forehead. Noticed that Gintoki is staring somewhere else, Hijikata follows his line of sight. He holds his breath when he sees a couple making faces at their toddler, laughing like an ideal family.
"W-w-what are you thinking, Teme?!" Hijikata stammers, putting away the newspaper. "Did you get hit on the head or something?"
"Come on, Mayora," Gintoki sighs. "How long should we stay like this until we can get one?"
"Oi, Baka! It's not something we can have in the first place! I mean we are not officially known and to suddenly have one, people are going to talk! People will condemn us! Oi, Yorozuya! You just say this on a whim to tease me, right?!"
Gintoki furrows his brows angrily. "I thought of it for a long time, seriously. It is just that I never mention it because I know you will react like this. Before you reject the idea completely, please consider my feelings."
Hijikata grabs his dango and chews on one ball. His mind is a complete mess, unsure why Gintoki even considers having a baby with him. It is very unexpected of Gintoki, a man well-known for lazying around and unreliable to pay rent and other amenties. Although he saves more lives than Hijikata, he is not disciplined enough to take care a baby. He has two kids right now which he himself can barely look after. Lucky him they are old enough to take care themselves.
Just hold on a second. How the hell are they even going to have a baby? None of them has a womb in the first place!
"Hijikata-kun, what do you say about this?" Gintoki asks him, his gaze weighing on the younger lad.
"What makes you think we can even make one?!" Hijikata hisses, toothpicking.
A giggle escapes Gintoki as he deliberately slips a hand over Hijikata's thigh. His touch can burn the skin under, sending tingles throughout the body.
"Leave that to me. I have a way."
Hijikata hiccups, blinking his eyes repeatedly. "What?"
"Meet me at the usual place tomorrow night."
"T-t-tomorrow?" Hijikata cannot stop himself from gasping. "Oi, oi. Aren't you too hasty? I have a job, baka! We cannot just start having one without planning. We're going to have alot trouble if we don't prepare ourselves-"
A peck of lips ends Hijikata's rambling. Hijikata looks up as Gintoki moves away.
"Don't worry," Gintoki winks. "Because it is our first time, I will take care of everything properly. I'll find more jobs to support us. Kagura and Shinpachi will help too. Most importantly, we'll do it together."
"Gintoki," Hijikata mutters his name, feeling moved by his lover's promise.
"See you tomorrow."
Standing at the door, Hijikata stares hard at a toddler sitting on the floor. He has silver permed locks but a V-fringe as well. His dead red eyes are similar to Gintoki's but his pouty lips is like Hijikata's. He is however impressed with the childlike Shinsengumi black uniform the boy wears.
"Oi, Yorozuya," Hijikata bites his cigarette hard. "Is this what you mean by one of our own?"
Gintoki stoops next to the boy and tousles his silver hair. "Yes."
"Don't joke with me!" Hijikata yells on the top of his lungs. "A child robot that looks like either of us! Your brain is really rotten, Teme! I can't handle this crap!"
Gengai laughs, slapping the officer's back. "Don't get angry, officer! This is the first time I'm making a child robot. I was lacking in the appearance aspect so Gintoki fills me in. Now that I look at him, he does look like a lovechild between you two."
A sword swings towards the old man. "You're arrested for taking my features without my permission! Commit Seppuku!"
"Ma, ma!" Gintoki pushes away the sword from the frightened old man. "Aren't you happy?"
"Happy?! Are you stupid, Gintoki?! I thought you were serious of having a baby!"
Gintoki gawks. "Are you the one stupid? That's impossible between us!"
"Eh you two! Are you-"
"Uruse!" the two men yell at Gengai , silencing him.
"Look, Hijikata-kun. We are going to take care of it like it is our own. We're calling him Vegeta."
"Ah?! Why with that dragonball name?! He's the weakest one!"
"But he's your favourite!"
"Who's said it's my favourite?!"
"And it can do some amazing things, right, Geta?" Gintoki pats the boy's head.
"Geta? You just bloody give him a nickname!"
"Now show him what you can do!" Gintoki looks excited and carries the toddler off the floor. "Make me a parfait!"
Hijikata flinches. "Is that all you planned when you have a child, Teme?! This is embarrassing!"
A fish sauce spurts on Gintoki's face. Gengai applauds and cheers that it works.
"Oi, Bakajiji!" Gintoki shouts in spasms of frustation. "This is not what we promised! Why the hell a child robot dispense fish sauce, Teme?! We agreed on parfait! How disappointing! I am really going to bring it home and let it sit at my house so I can have parfaits everyday, Baka Jiji!"
Hijikata strikes his sword, slicing the robot into two pieces. Left Gintoki gaping, Hijikata makes his way out of the workshop.
"Baka Mayora! Why did you kill our child, Teme?!"
"What do you mean our child?!" Hijikata stabs an evil stare at Gintoki. "It is just a stupid robot! And there is no way I will let him get your stupid perms, Baka!"
"Huh?!" Gintoki whines loudly. "Come back here, kisama!"
"Hijikata-san!"
The vice-chief is stopped by the Yorozuya kids. Hijikata huffs in irritation while Gintoki watches from behind.
"What do you want, you two?" Hijikata slurs, blowing a smoke.
Shinpachi grins. "Have you seen Gin-san? It's time for him to give us our pay!"
"Hmph. That useless boss of yours running away from you again. Disappointing."
"Ne, ne, Toshi!" Kagura smiles widely.
"Oi, who said you can call me that?!"
"Buy me sukonbu!" Kagura starts pulling Hijikata towards a store. "Hurry up, Mayora!"
"Now you're calling me that! Oi, let me go!"
"Buy me sushi too, Hijikata-san!"
"Not you too, megane! What the hell is wrong with you two?! Do I look like a walking bank?!"
"You look handsome and sexy, Toshi! Treat me!"
"You're an amazing vice chief! Edo counting on you!"
"Tch," Hijikata shoves their grips off his wrists and walks ahead. Yorozuya kids look at each other and pout.
"Oi," Hijikata calls them. "Get your feet walking. I don't have all day."
Kagura and Shinpachi jump in excitement and scurry to Hijikata's sides. While the two kids laugh and argue, Hijikata continues smoking. Only God knows Hijikata appreciates their appearance now. The kids are better than some stupid robot that looks like him and Gintoki. Even if they don't really consider him part of their little family, Hijikata has long considered them as part of his life.
Gintoki leans his shoulder at the wall, watching the trio ahead of him.
"I guess we already have our own."
