Title: Let's Add a Little Anarchy to the Mix here

Chapter: 6- 'Will the real Slim Shady please stand up'

Story Progress: Look up to see

Revolved in: The Dark Knight movie era

Main Charters: The Joker and an OFC

Disclaimers: I only own the OFC, DC comics own everything dealing with Batman series and WB deals with the movies.

Summary: Let's say that there are TWO agents of chaos. One's a psychopathic clown killer, and the other is the niece to a rich mob leader. What will happen when these two meet? Contains the obvious of extreme violence, blood, kills, stealing, but also extreme passion and romance on the side.

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AN: Just would like to let everyone know that Kelly's clothes are on my photobucket account : .com/albums/bb59/08kash/TDK/Kelly/

Plus this chapter is going to really start on the romance said of Kelly and Joker with a real head twist. Cause I'm like that.

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Kelly and Joker's romance grew and grew with each passing day. Fucking almost everyday they got. Sometimes life of chaos can wear one out so by the time they reach home they would be passed out somewhere.

As the days grew the Batman had somehow made it to China and capture Lau. Joker and Kelly were very pleased at this. It's not like they could've gone to China themselves but thanks to Batman, he did all the work. You see Kelly had a fling with Lau when she was in college. She had an internship in China and managed to meet Lau since with her connections to the mob of Maroni's. Word leaked and somehow they hit it off. Lau did thought and still does think that Kelly is an attractive girl but dealing with mobsters is one thing Kelly kills for and hates. Sure they hit all the bases together (went all the way) but it was Kelly who broke it off and went right back to the US. She told Joker the story and its one to never repeat again.

With Lau in Jail and the all the mobsters in the entire city of Gotham Joker and Kelly were living life on the freeway. It was only them to fear in Gotham and that's how life goes. Except when Harvey Dent gets in the way. Kelly wanted to put her uncle at his lowest and send him off to jail or be killed along with that scarier eyed Chechen. She gets the creeps whenever he stared at her during the meeting and her life time. Lau did this on purpose to her. Knowing know that she was with the Joker. He always had to draw the last straw.

While with all the bickering about Dent, Kelly and a couple of clown goons managed to capture the Batman. Well they wouldn't really say the true Batman. But a Batman none the less.

*In the Basement*

They both charged down into the basement of the warehouse. The old stairs feel like they are about to give away due to the force of impact from the pair of stomping feet.

"Get the camera ready." Joker said to Kelly has she heads over to were a stolen (go figure) camera case laid upon an old workshop bench.

She then proceeded to get the camera ready. Having some difficulty with the film and battery placements since she never used one in her life. But once done "Ready" She says. holding up the camera and zooming in on the fake Batman tied to the chair scared out of his wits.

"Ok good press play" Joker said waiting for his queue call facing Kelly.

"All right in 3-2-1 go." Kelly said pressing the red record button.

"Tell them your name." Joker starts with, trying very hard to relax the Batman faker

The fake Batman replies sundering " Brian... Douglas. "

" Are you the real Batman?" Joker asks knowing the obvious answer.

" No." Brain said trying to gain some courage. As the real Batman would.

" No?" Joker asked trying to sound piss that he caught the fake Batman.

" No. " Brain said sighing in defeat.

"No? Then why do you dress up like him? " Joker asked as he takes grabs Brian's mask and dangles it in front of the camera laughing jokingly. " whooo-hoo-hoo-hoo! "

"he-he-he-he" Kelly said couldn't help herself from laughing either as she zooms in on the two.

"Because he's a symbol that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you. " Ahh so the courage is not all gone from him yet. While staring at Joker and Kelly with disgust.

" Oh you do, Brian. You really do. Yeah. Oh shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. " Joker said rubbing his hand across Brain's face. "So, you think Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hmm? Look at me. LOOK AT ME! " Joker yells getting really frustrated with Brain. Then turns to Kelly.

"Give me that thing" he says and yanks the camera from Kelly's hands easily. All the while Kelly just stood there like a mindless zombie and stared at the Joker with awe.

" You see? This is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh,....and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word. " and he ends the tape with a fit full of laughter. But not before jumping on to Brain and slicing him off with a knife to his face with Brain screaming his life away.

*On A Rooftop Across the DAs Office*

Kelly and Joker and a couple of the clown men where on a rooftop with the dead Batman/ Brain. His neck was adorned with a old fashion roped noose.

"So what are we going to do with him how?" Kelly asked as she was looking him over.

"Were going to fling him over to that window over there" Joker said pointing at random building. Than taking out one of his 'Joker' calling cards and attaching it the dead Brain-Batman. Who's dead face was painted to look like Joker's. Another calling from the Joker. Meaning he killed that body.

Kelly managed to look at the typed writing Joker placed from the old fashioned type writer he had around.

"Will the real Batman please Stand Up?" Kelly said "Sounds a little Eminem there don't you think?" She said eyeing the Joker at his kleeshayness (sp?).

"What are you talking about?" Joker said bewildered at Kelly's saying.

"Well you see there's this white rapper named Eminem who had a hit single called 'Real Slim Shady', and part of the chorus was 'Will the real Slim Shady please stand up."

Looking at Kelly with a smirk "Knew I got that line from somewhere" Joker said as he hosted the body over the building ledge. "Now help me push"

With one big push Kelly and Joker sent the body flying to the other side of the street and smashing on the opposite building of the Mayor.

"Now what do we do?' Kelly said, it was high noon and nothing to do.

"You can go home and rest love, me and the boys got some work to do. Men only." Joker said as they made way down the building.

"OK fine." Kelly said without fuss. That's the one thing you don't want to do. Upset Joker or you'll have a bullet in your head, a sliced mouth, and a painted face.

*In the Master Room*Couple hours later*

"Mmm there, all done." Kelly said gracefully and all giddily like, as she put the cap back on the opened nail polish. After screwing it on tight she admired her work while sitting on the massive bed, with the deep purple comforter. The now drying nails on her hands laid carefully on her knees as she looked at her toes first. Bright acid green. One of his favorite colors. And then slowly moving her eye sight to her hands. Deep rich purple. Almost as dark as the comforter. His other favorite.

Kelly smiled to herself. Just thinking of the surprise she has in store for her lover. The two main partners of crime in Gotham. The two main agents of chaos. Quickly getting out of the bed about two minutes later, Kelly grabbed her long black trench coat. Tying up her belt so she didn't have to button it up. To hide her surprise.

Just as she finished, he barged into the room. Startling her. "Assholes" he yelled, while flinging his purple coat across the room and on to a nearby chair.

His hair slightly green, losing its dye. Deep pin-stripe paints with brown dress shoes and wearing ridiculous purple designed socks. The weird blue hexagon shirt and purple and green vest still on him. His gloves are off before he starts rolling up his sleeves on the said shirt. The face paint he wears that gives him his true character that hides the scars. Kelly's lover had entered their room pissed again.

The Joker.

"Just fucking idiots" he continues on this rant as he makes his way over to the small table where there's a large bottle of opened Jack Daniels and a couple of scotch glasses.

"What happened this time?" Kelly asked fingering her red with black streaked hair out of her face. Still shaken up from Joker's yells.

"Oh my dear Fire Cracker, everything." Joker said before drowning down his glass in one chug, before refilling it. And also filling up the other glass beside his used one.

"Define everything Hun." Kelly said still not getting what he was saying. But knew it had something to deal with some of his henchmen. While walking towards him.

"Well my dear sweet" he began with while handing me one of the glass filled whiskey. I grabbed it from him and started to sip on it idly (really slow).

"The men I hired are idio-ts complete brainless idio-ts" He said, emphasizing on the T's to make them their own syllable. "I tell them to kill one lousy officer, and they fucking MISSFIRE" Joker yelled, still extremely pissed.

He then walked over to the bed sitting down on its edge. Drinking his alcohol is gulps. Savoring its burning taste this time. "Idiots" he then whisper. Making me know that he didn't want to talk about it anymore. Not wanting to get pissed again.

"It's going to be ok" Kelly told him as she placed her glass on the end table, Walking over to the bed and climbing on top of it. To only knell behind her lover and place her smooth hands on his shoulders. And started to rub her hand in a strong massage. Hoping it will ease his tension.

"Mmm, that feels nice" Joker said relaxing into Kelly's mist rations. The strong rubbing against his tense shoulders and back made him feel better. Letting today's earlier events slip from his mind. Still there but letting the past be the past.

"Feeling better love?" Kelly asked hoping what she was doing was working.

"Much" Joker said. Bringing his right hand with the now empty glass init to place aside hers on the table. Then taking the same hand to place on her head. So when her face met his, their lips touch in a soft kiss. "You are the only good thing that's around here, my love." Joker said after pulling apart from their kiss. Their foreheads touching so she felt his warm breath against her face.

And that's when Kelly jumped on the bed and stood up on it. Her head just some six inches from the ceiling.

"What the hell are you doing up there?" Joker looked up at Kelly in surprise.

" He He He Hmm nothing sweet" Kelly replied with a smirk and a giggle.

"Then why are you up there, standing away from me?" He said again, trying to refries his words.

"It's a surprise silly" Kelly said getting all hyper. All of a sudden.

"Ooo I like surprises you know" The Joker said with a smile. "I know love" Kelly said

"Is this surprise for me?" Joker said

"Mmm hmmm" Kelly answering yes nodding her head with her eyes close.

"Will I like this surprise?" Joker said liking to where this was going.

"I don't know, you tell me." Kelly asked. and with that untied her coat and threw it off her and flung it across the room. Her surprise in all her glory.

"Oh My GOD" Joker said staring at her almost completely speechless. Almost.

"WELL?, Do you like it?" Kelly asked again. She was adorned in a matching bra and panty lace set. Make that a deep purple with bright green trim lace set. Frilly lace that made cute small ruffles of purple lace that bunched together before meeting the elastic bindings made of bright green. (I'm going to try to find such clothing but if you don't get the jest just look at the sexy clothes sold at Hot Topic, you'll get my idea somehow.)

"Well?" Kelly said again getting impatient with the Joker's silence. But what surprised her was when the Joker got off the bed and stood on the floor. Facing her all the way now, he than reached his arms out and quickly grabbed her by the legs. Making Kelly get off the bed and have herself being lifted by Joker.

"Now that my dear is the surprise I've been waiting for" Joker said laughing as he carried Kelly off to the bed and have her feet back on the floor.

Regaining her balance, Kelly placed her hands on the Joker's shoulders while his hands where on her slim waist. Holding her tight. And with one look at each other. Right in each other's eyes. Their lips met. Met in a passionate kiss that seemed rough and hurtful. But they like it rough, they need hurt. So they know that their still alive.

His hand and arms now wrapped tight around her as her hands and arms wrapped tight around his neck. Tongues tied together, his makeup cracking from the dryness, and at the same time rubbing against her face.

Kelly can feel the scars against her lips as their kisses got messy. Soft, and not as rough and bumpy as one can image. They just make up the more of the man that's holding her tight. She herself has scars of her own.

He smells of gasoline, gunpowder and burnt fires. Smells that Kelly fondly loves. Smells that remember her older brother and father in the auto shop from years ago. She misses them terribly but, she still loves them.

She moves her arms so her hands can work the buttons on his vest. Their lips parted, panting for air. Foreheads touching, feeling each other's breath on their faces. His right hand snakes away from her waist so he can loosen his tie.

Once Kelly and Joker were able to remove the vest and tie, they went to other parts of his clothes. Since she was some inches shorter than him, Kelly placed her mouth on his neck. Lightly kissing the smooth skin.

"He-he-he, that tickles, sweets" Joker said as he started to unbutton his shirt.

"Oh really" Kelly breathed lightly, Only adding pressure to her kissing. Nipping his skin, as her hands snaked down to his pants. Unbuckling the belt he wore and unbutton his pants and zippering them down.

"How about this?" Kelly said as her necking got harder, front teeth biting hard to leave marks on his neck. "Does that tickle?" She asked again with a sultry whisper. Pushing his buttons.

"Mmm no" Joker replied. Moving his neck once all of his buttons were undone. But the shirt still on him. "But I like pain more, especially when I cause it."

Kelly had a confused expression on her face. Not getting to what he was saying. That was until he grabbed her arms tightly, but no forcefully and bit hard down on her neck. Sure to leave a big mark on her in the end.

The Joker than pushed Kelly away from him so when she stumbled back her knees hit the bed and sent her tumbling down on it. Taking the opportunity to finishing releasing his pants and removing his socks and shoes. Than taking off his shirt.

"Come here precious" Joker said with his fingers in a come here motion. Kelly got up from the bed and walked slowly to her lover. Once she got close enough, The Joker grabbed her waist and said the few words needed. "I got you, and your mine!" And ran them to the bed and flung her across the spread.

That's when the Joker notice her silence and got a good look on her. Smirking in a sultry tone. "Is that all you got?" Kelly asked trying his patience.

"You're in deep shit now babe" Joker said, before he pounced on her and attacked his mouth with hers. In a searing hot kiss. Tongues lashing at each other. Hands all over each other.

Making her moan with ecstasy, The Joker moved his hand to the back of her and was unfasten her bra clip. While the other grabbed her thigh and thrust his hips to her pelvis so she can fell his need.

His earaction was hot and hard threw his boxers, as Kelly felt him. Her hands on his back as he feverously kissed her hard. And damp she wanted him. Once he got her bra off, she stared at her with so much need.

"Damm you, and your nice rack" Joker said. "hahahahaah- OH" Kelly laughed at his reaction, not before though he latched his mouth on to right nipple sucking hard.

"God, that's good mmm" Making her moan with want sent shivers down his spine. Her hands gripping the sheets as his hands slowly removed her lacy underwear. His tongue slowly liking and dragging wet trails to her other breast. And continued his sweet torture as his fingers moved her thighs and massaged them lightly.

"Joker please" Kelly moaned not taking the torment very well. She wanted something more, something to seize the pain that was shooting to her core.

"Please wha-T" Joker said, at it again with his Ts. Full knowing what she wants.

"Touch me" Kelly said raising her hips to his hands. Hoping to get he get her drift.

"You want me to touch you?" Joker said "mmmm, like this" moving his right hand so his fingers ghostly cerise her ripping center.

"Y-Yes, more please" Kelly said pressing her hips to his hand. Wanting more contact, more pressure.

"Okey-dokey than" Joker said with a glee than shoved two of his long fingers into her center. And started to pump them in and out feverously.

"Oh- yes" Kelly panted. His other hand went to her stomach to hold her down. Still wanting to be in control. Needing to be dominate.

With her still moaning and writhing, the Joker quickly pulled out her fingers. Making her protest with need. "Wh-why-why did you stop?" Kelly asked trying to catch her breath, and a little pissed since he didn't make her come.

Answering her question with a smirk, the Joker swiftly took off his boxers and had his member thrust out, hitting her leg.

"Uhh Hun?" Kelly asked. Questioning the Joker's movements.

"You want hard and fast? I'll give ya hard and fas-t!" Joker said and with that grabbed her thighs and quickly rammed himself into her core.

"Oh God YES" Kelly yelled with excitement. Clawing his back. Making red welts appear.

His pumps and thrust were hard but not as hard as he usually goes with her, and she knew that wanting more of him. To feel the true Joker.

"Harder, fast-er" Kelly panted wanting more of him. He obliges. His thrusts hard and deep, making skin slap hard against skin.

Sweat forming in pools around them dripping off of them. His head coming towards her kissing harsh. His teeth grab her bottom lip and tugging it lightly. Making Kelly whimper in pleasure has he kept thrusting into her.

Hours passed as the Joker gave Kelly multiple orgasms, in multiple positions (no anal). But don't worry he had a couple of his own.

Back as to where they started. Him on top of her. Her legs wrapped tightly around his waist has his hands grab tightly against her ribs, holding her down. The sweat on their bodies making them hard to hold each other closer. As their finale climaxes rise.

"God, Joker you're so good" Kelly panted. Tired from the events.

"You don't know how good this feels love, you're so tight and wet" Joker panted biting her neck alongside the multiple bites she as already.

"Make me cum Joker, make it last" Kelly panted. She knows it needs to end soon or Joker will just be fucking her while she's passed out.

"Hold on Kells, it's going to get rough" The Joker said thrusting into her harder for their finale.

"Baby oh god, I'im-I'm going to-" Kelly panted feeling the brink of orgasm coming.

"Yea that's it hun, scream, scream for release" The Joker grunted. Wanting to badly to end so he can rest.

"Jo-JOKER!!!" Kelly yelled as her orgasm hit. Her wetness milking him as he climaxes his own release with hard thrusts and grunts. His hot seed pumping into her. As he holds her still, as she holds him close to her.

The then kiss passionately as two lovers would. Sharing their high. Their mouths still taste of whiskey, and they can't get enough of each other.

He slowly than pulls out of her as she whimpers at the lost contact. He motions her to get under the covers as he unfolds them.

They snuggle close together as her head lays on his shoulder and her arm wrapped around his chest, relaxing and catching their breath. HE holds her with an arm around her back and waist while the other plays with her hair.

They would've of enjoyed their piece longer that if, it hadn't been for one of his goons to open the door and started to ramble. "Boss I wanted to let you know that-" BANG!!

The new kid didn't even finish his sentence as The Joker took the hand gun that was under the pillows and shoot him square center of his forehead.

"No-one, no-body interrupts me or my girl" He said with a snarl obviously pissed. But his bi-polar kicks in a again as he leans back down to hold Kelly as he was before. " I hate it" he says with a snarl.

"It's ok love he's gone" Kelly said calming her lover with a yawn.

Placing the smoking gun on the end table the Joker place his arm around Kelly and relaxes again. "Go to sleep my love, we got a big night ahead for us tomorrow" he says as he wraps the blankets around them covering them.

And with the both of them shut their eyes and asleep. They only dreamt of the day's events and each other.

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Wow, that's Chapter 6 for you and if you didn't notice yet I added and revamped my solo one-shot Green and Purple Lace into this chapter. Since due to some events making a squeal was planned but I due wan to write some other stories based off of other characters from movies I like. So making a squeal is on a waiting list. I will be starting college classes on 9-9-9 so story writing is on a tight budget due to rumors saying this semester is going to be the hardest one yet. But good news that I will hopefully be graduating from my Junior College in about a year so that means only a year till I get my own computer. Yes I do have to share a computer. Oh well smiles children and just read when I update. Thank God for story alerts so you don't have to find it every time you're on .

Also please take a look at my homepage there's a lot of important stuff there about my future stories.

Thank you

-FBD-