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CHAPTER SEVEN

Castiel was running through the woods, trying to save himself as Bella Swan was right behind him. His powers was of no use, since the Redbull made them disappear

Suddenly a singing voice echoed through the air

"One, two Bella's coming for you

Three, four better watch Eclipse

Five, six grab a bag of chips

Seven, eight better stay up late

Nine, ten never sleep again…"

"I'm coming for you, Castiel!" Bella said after her song. Castiel was starting to get scared, so he run even faster

"Why it's always me who deals with the nutcases?" he said to himself and hide behind a tree, hoping that Bella wouldn't find him

He was wrong…

THUD

Someone knocked him on the ground

"I told ya…no one resists Bella Swan" she said and carried Castiel's unconscious body to her house


MEANWHILE

"Sammy? Please…I said I'm sorry" Dean said trying to talk to his brother

"No Dean…you hurt my feelings" Sam said through the door

"But I didn't…I" he sighed "I'm sorry ok? I'll do whatever you want to make it up to you" he said and he heard the key on the lock

Sam was out of the bathroom!

"Anything?" Sam asked his brother

"Yes…jeez" Dean said and flapped his hands in the air

"Are you sure?" Sam asked again

"Yes, yes! Ok?" Dean said and rolled his eyes

"Ok" Sam said and smiled "But first we have to find Cass"

"What?" Dean asked

"Dude? Cass? Ring a bell?"

"Yeah, yeah I know…" Dean said "I have to make a phone call" he finished and walked out of the room

Sam was left alone in the room

Dean never saw the smirk growing on Sam's face

"Works like a charm" he said and laughed


Dean returned after 15 minutes

"Dude? Who were you talking to?" Sam questioned

"Just with Zach…" Dean said casually

"Zach? Zachariah?" Sam asked surprised

"Yes Sam, Zachariah! He is not that bad after all"

"Not THAT bad? He tried to kill us!" Sam said trying to reason his brother

"Relax Sam! It was just an accident AND he apologized" Dean defended himself

"So now what? You two are BFF'S?"

"Don't be ridiculous Sam! Just friends on Facebook" Dean said

"Zachariah has a Facebook account? Oh…it's the Apocalypse alright"

"Aren't we getting off subject a little?" Dean asked

"Yeah…so what did you found out?"

"Zach will send me a ritual that can send us wherever we want to…ummm wait a second" Dean said and moved to the laptop

He logged in

"Huh…8 friends requests" he said and Sam rolled his eyes

"I think I should change my profile pic, what do you think Sam?" Dean asked his brother

"The ritual Dean!" Sam pressed

"Yeah you are right…this pic is awesome" Dean said that caused Sam to another eye roll

"Hmm…inbox, Angel Zach…oh here it is!" he said and showed it to Sam

"That will work" Sam said and stood up

"Shall we?" Dean said and together they read the ritual…

Off to Twilight


BACK WITH CASS

Cass woke up with a headache

"Ughhh…where am I?" he asked

"With me silly!" Bella answered annoyingly happy

"I don't remember coming here" the angel said

"You did! Well…I kinda helped"

"You kidnapped me!" Cass shouted

"Oh don't be such a drama queen Castiel! YOU wanted to come…deep down!" Bella said

"No I didn't! You are crazy! I…I…I HATE YOU!"

"Ouch! You hurt my feelings Cass! I'll have to punish you for that" Bella said and left the room

"I'd really need some help now!" Cass said to himself. Just then the door opened and there was…

"Hello? Bella?" the man asked

"HELP! PLEASE HELP ME!" Cass pleaded

"I…can't, I'm so sorry. She might be my daughter but I…I'm scared of her! Everyone in Forks are" Charlie, Bella's dad said

"Please…untie me!" Cass pleaded once again. Suddenly Bella walked in

"DAD! What are YOU doing here?" she screamed

"Please sweetheart, please don't hurt me…I'll just leave and let you torture him in peace" Charlie said left

"Gosh I hate interruptions" Bella said and moved towards Castiel

"What are you going to do?" Castiel asked her

"Oh hush now! It won't hurt YOU…" she said and she pulled a knife for her jeans. She slides it over Cass's cheek but never cuts him. She went for…

The trenchcoat!

"NOOOO!" Cass screamed

"Yes! I'm gonna cut your trenchcoat into pieces!" she said and laughed evilly

"No! Please don't hurt it!" Cass said with almost tears in his eyes

BANG

The door flung open and the two Winchesters brothers walked in!

"Back off you Bitch!" Dean yelled and aimed his gun at her

"Put the knife down, slowly and get away from the trenchcoat…NOW!" Sam said

"My, my…the Winchester brothers aren't you…yummy?" she said

"Well aren't you…a psycho, who...angelnapped our friend?" Dean said to her smirking

Bella went to cut off Castiel's blue tie

"I wouldn't try that if I were you" Sam said

"Oh yeah? Why?" she asked

"Because my brother here…" he said and motioned towards Dean "has an itch..." Sam said but he was cut off by Dean

"Oh man! I told you that that cream you gave me for my butt is itchy! No reason to yell it" Dean said to his brother annoyed

Sam sighed

"You are a jerk Dean! Will you let me finish?"

"My brother here has an itch…to kill!" Sam said and glared at his brother

"Yeah! What he said" Dean said

Castiel was speechless and Bella was laughing

"You guys are morons!" she said and laughed more

Dean and Sam looked at each other

"You are not worth it to be in 'Twilight'" Bella said but that was the last straw

Bang, bang, bang, bang

Two bullets from Dean and two from Sam

"No one tells the Winchester where they should and shouldn't be, you fugly bitch! Not even Kripke" Dean said and put the gun in the back of his jeans

"Who?" Sam asked

"Ummm…no one you know" Dean lied

"Erm…guys? A little help? Castiel said and the boys rushed to his side

They untied him and Cass stood up

"I'm so glad you came guys" he said and lightly smiled

"We are glad we found you too…now let's go home. Someone has a promise to keep" Sam said

"Who me?" Dean asked

"Dude! You promised" Sam said

"Alright, fine. What do you have on mind?" Dean asked and Sam whispered something in his ear

None of them saw Castiel sneak into the kitchen

He was looking for a Redbull. He wanted one so bad

He ruffled through the fringe and…BINGO!

"Oh baby, I missed you so much" he said to the silver can and drunk it

One zip was enough

Castiel was gone…again

"No way Sam! I won't do it" Dean yelled

"You promised Dean" Sam remembered

"For 2 months?" Dean asked

"Yes man! You won't do it for 2 whole months"

"That's cruel! Ughhh…FINE I'll do it!" Dean finally said

"Great! Now let's get the hell out of here… Cass?" Sam said

"CASS?" Dean yelled

Cass was nowhere to be found. Both brothers were sighing

"Super…"


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"House of wax", "Spongebob", "Smallville"

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