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Infinite Playlist:
Mystery to Me - Dr. Dog
Aberdeen - Cage the Elephant
Crying Lighting - Arctic Monkeys
Ghost Town - The Specials
LOUISE'S ROOM. AT NIGHT.
"WHAT! YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY INTO A FAMILY FULL OF SAVAGE UPSTART NOBES!" exclaimed Louise kneeling on the floor along with Saito. Dennis however layer his back right next to the door. Louise yelled at him to get on his knees, but he had made a sexist joke and luckily dodged one of the girls attacks.
"There's nothing I can do about it! To keep our small country safe from harm, my family must form a strong alliance with a much more powerful country." explained the P sitting on Louise's bed looking a little upset about the fact.
"Don't worry, sweetie. They did it all the time back then in my world." said Dennis putting his hands in his back pockets. Something was in there. His eye's widened but he kept himself calm and slipped his left hand out of the pocket and casual laid it on his thigh. No one noticed, thank christ.
"A marriage of convenient for the country." said Saito looking into space.
"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A WORD OUT OF THE BOTH OF YOU!" shouted Louise flipping out. "I know you're doing this for our country, but it's such a hardship."
"It's ok! I am the Princess of Tristain! I don't mine putting the needs of the country ahead of my own. However, there is one thing I need to do before I can marry." explained the P trying to cheer Louise up then moving towards the window painting a picture of a vast land of wonder in the night.
"What is it, Princess. If there anything I can do to help you. I'll do whatever you what of me no matter what!" exclaimed Louise showing such concern for a girl of her age that it was incredible to Dennis how she was so loyal to her. Communism color-coated in friendler synonyms.
"That's very kind of you, Louise Françoise. I would like you to retrieve a certain item."
Mystery to Me - Dr. Dog
"Ugh! I can't believe the Guiche is going to tag along with us!" bitched Saito washing Louise's panties outside. Dennis laid his back on the stone wall near the fountain thingy somewhat tired with all of the bitching that Saito had done during his time here.
"Dude, I have no idea why you're complaining. Look at you! For fucks sake, you're washing this cute girl's fucking panties! This world is a pedophiles paradise! It's a hentai artist's dream world!"
"You read manga? Wow. I didn't know Americans read manga too."
"Yeah. What do you read."
Dennis heard something in Saito's hand snap, but was looking up in the sky so he didn't see what it was. Sounding like elastic.
"Naruto, Bleach, One Piece-"
"Fuck that shit. I hate mainstream bullshit that doesn't have an ending. Christ, they made Naruto into a series that still keeps on going after death. Go read actual good mangas."
The battle between the two went on for a good solid 34 minutes.
"Um" said someone in front of the two boys. They turned their heads. Siesta.
"Oh, hey Siesta." said Saito.
"Ass kisser." whispered Dennis smirking. Saito elbowed him in the ribs. He fell in pain and rushed back up with a fake smile on his face.
"I'm so terrible sorry!" apologized Siesta bowing. "About the aphrodisiac, I heard it was true. Besides, I was so rude to you, Mr. Saito." said the girl seeming very concerned or depressed. Dennis really couldn't tell.
"Don't worry about it Siesta. It isn't any big deal. We manage to get Louise back to normal." replied Saito with a smile on his face. Then he got up. "Hey, do you know anybody at the school with detail knowledge of it history?"
Dennis laid his back on the slow wall and slowly let himself slump onto the ground. He sighed and closed his eyes. He missed New Jersey, his folks, his cousins, his friends, his band.
Nicky.
Dennis closed down to Louise's door to her room. He opened the door to find Saito just finishing up with dressing Louise for night-time fright-time.
"-did you know that. Saito?" said Louise looking concerned about something.
"Not only cousins but also childhood friends. Right?" asked Saito getting up from putting Louise's nightgown on.
Dennis looked left to see his guitar case in the corner of the room. He moved and sat right next to it on the floor.
Louise sighed. Saito called her name in question from her somewhat depressed mood.
"I can't use magic worth a damn, Saito...She's given me an important job and I'm wondering if I can really do it..." she said being depressed by her shitty powers.
Dennis looked over at his guitar case and admired the stickers that covered the damn thing. Then he heard Louise gasp. Dennis moved his head up to see Saito holding Louise by the shoulders making her look at him.
"You can't get anything done if you worry. Everything in the past, we managed to get through it all right?" he said in masculine tone.
"You're so optimistic." she said somewhat ignoring all the stuff he had just said to make him feel better. Dennis laughed under his breath at Louise's stupidity and ignorance to the fact that these two could be a couple.
Louise moved toward her bed indicating that it was time to shut the hell up and sleep. Saito moved towards his hay makeshift bed and looked at it, then her.
"You know, Louise." he said looking back at his bed.
"What is it." she said in a tired any annoyed voice.
"If something were to happen, I would do anything to protect you."
"Of course you would! That's to be expected from a familiar!"
Dennis shook his head and laid back and tried to sleep.
Get out...
"Get up!"
Get out...out...get
"I SAID GET UP GODAMNIT!" yelled a man kicking John in the chest.
John was forced up by a man with a shaggy beard and most likely a commanding person. The man shouted a John and ran off to join the rest of his brothers.
John picked up his rifle and began to run up the hill where his brothers fired at rebels. He made it to the top to see a blur of blue and grey colliding into each other. Splats of blood could be seen between each other. The sky above churned grey while the sounds of death laid below the spurring clouds. John took a step back from the horrifying scene. He moved backwards not looking back than slowly turned his body and ran. Shouts of his brothers calling him a traitor seemed to follow him. At least they weren't bullets. He threw his equipment and rifle down on the world he ran on.
He continued running for 20 minutes or so.
He finally stopped and hid behind a tree to catch his breath. He slowly sat himself down on the ground. He wiped his face with his cap. He took a look at his hat and threw it at another tree and watched it hit the ground. He put his head in his hands and tried to calm himself down. He slowly mad this way to his pocket and pulled out a small locket. He open the rusty gold locket to reveal and white and black picture of a young white woman smiling. Her hair was perfectly flowing down her chest. She wore beautiful pearl earrings (as it seemed). John smiled and put his finger on the picture of the woman's cheek and slowly moved his finger clockwise as though he was stroking her real face. He pulled out a revolver from his side and put the locket on his leg. He check the revolver; fully loaded. He slowly pull the revolver to his head with his left hand and used his right hand to slowly pick up the locket with the woman in it. Tears slowly flowed from his eyes as they grew puffy. He wiped the tears away with his left arm and placed the revolver to his head. His right hand closed the locket and grasped it as hard as it could. He took the safety off.
"Goodbye, Abigail." he whispered quietly. He closed his eyes.
Abeerdeen - Cage the Elephant
"Can't I just stay here and relax for once?" Why the hell do I follow you and that stupid girl anyway? And why the fuck is Douichebag here?" bitched Dennis tired as hell wanting to sit on the ground and sleep. Then he realized that he would have that dream, again.
"Where is that guard already? To think he would have showed up by now!" complained Louise who ignored Dennis's bitching.
"What the fuck is that." said Dennis in the same tone he spoke before causally pointing at a trail of dirt coming up to them from the ground.
Then a huge mole popped out in front of them.
"What the fuck is that." Dennis repeated with a tone that showed he wasn't really that amused.
"Oh, Verdandi!" exclaimed Guiche in pleasure. He jumped off his horse. "Oh my cute little precious Verdandi!"
"What is that thing!" asked Louise seeming somewhat terrified it popped out of nowhere.
"It's...it's a mole." answered Dennis looking down in somewhat embarrassment.
"This is ridiculous! We can't take that mole with us!"
The mole then proceeded to leave Guiche and sniff Louise, then he jumped onto of her and proceeded to (in my eyes) rape her while she cried for help.
"Oh, I see. It sees a ring." said Guiche looking at Louise getting what she deserved.
"A ring?" asked Saito looking at Guiche for more of his knowledge on moles.
"Yes. My little Verdandi is very fond of gems. He especially likes any gems of value." replied Guiche in pleasure watching his familiar rape his semi-friend for it's jewels.
"Get this big thing off of me! This ring is a present from Princess Henrietta and no mole is going to eat it." yelled Louise in anger.
"Alright, alright, let's get if off of her." said Saito moving towards her to relieve her of the mole's might Brooklyn-man powers.
"Well, hold on. Let's just let this last for a little longer." said Dennis a normal tone putting his arm out to stop Saito.
Guiche and Saito looked at each other in question and decided to let it pass for a couple of more minutes.
Suddenly, a huge mini dust bowl passed by and the mole was taken along with it.
"What the fuck was that." asked Dennis pointing towards the now confused Louise on the ground then towards the mole ten feet away on it's back trying to get up like every turtle that fell on it's back once in it's lifetime.
"Who did that!" exclaimed Guiche in total surprise.
Saito pointed up to show a dragon hovering above their exact location.
"MUAHHHHH" shouted the dragon above them with such clarity. Then it finally landed.
"Nope, not a dragon." said Dennis somewhat disappointed in his failure to encounter the thing he wished to see.
"A griffin!" exclaimed Guiche in amazement and curiosity at the same time. Curiozement. Yeah, let's go with that. "Who are you! Identify yourself!"
The man on the back of the huge falcon got off and started towards them. He wore a big blue hat and cap and...basically he was a blue man. With a grey beard.
"I'm Wardes, leader of the griffin squad and I've been asked by the Lady Henrietta to accompany you on your journey." said the muscular man with a damn nice voice.
"So you are-" exclaimed Louise in amazement. She put her hand on her mouth to cover her face which inscribed "Oh shit" on it.
"You are really one of the famous magic guards?" asked Guiche in Curiozement.
"Ah, Louise." said the man with a smile on his face moving towards the girl and taking her hands in his. "I apologize for surprizing you, but I was under the impression that my fiancé was in trouble".
"FIANCÉ!" said Saito having a seizure on the floor. Heartbroken. Dennis took him from the ground and let him rest hear the horses (currently crapping).
"Ah, you are as light as always. Like a bird's feather." exclaimed the man with a smile on his face picking up Louise. Louise blushed, a lot.
"It has...it's been quite awhile...Lord Wardes..." murmured the girl blushing and looking down at the ground her future-husband set his feet upon.
"Well, we must be getting off now." said the man getting on his falcon with Louise. The man known as Wardes and Louise flew off with speed into the sky.
"Hey, wait up!" exclaimed Guiche who was riding the man's dick. He immediately jumped onto his horse and rode off into the sunset with his mole digging away with him.
Dennis looked at Saito and slapped him in the face to wake him up from his phase.
"Wait, what? Where'd they go!" he exclaimed getting up and looking around. Dennis said not a word and pointing toward the falcon and horse riding away. Saito cussed and got on his horse and ran off as well.
Dennis looked around then towards his horse with his Gretsch in it's guitar case on his horse. He moved towards his horse and slowly proceeded to get on top of it. He forced himself onto the horse and slowly made his way to the path the group went off in.
"Hey, what just happened down there! Who was that good looking guy and why was that witch Louise on his lap!" shouted a girl from one of the towers of the school. She wore a purple nightgown. Her breasts fit perfectly into her nightie. Dennis saw her thighs and panties and got a little hard, but he maintained his cool.
"Shit just got real!" shouted Dennis back at the girl with a smile. He then gave his salute and rode off.
Crying Lighting - Arctic Monkeys
"The top of the elite, the noble leader of the griffin squad is personally escorting us to the town of Stardust! I can't do anything here but just sit here in aw!" exclaimed Guiche who was happy as a really excited Twilight fan camped outside a theater somewhere in downtown Los Angeles using their own urine as their only means of food.] even though there's a water fountain less than half a block away.
"You're riding his cock so hard, man. That's just embarrassing. He's just some man." replied Dennis laughing his ass off.
"Watch your tongue, commoner!" How can you say such things about such an amazing noble." bitched Guiche the Cock Rider.
"Because people like that always coming tumbling down in the end, you stupid blonde prick."
"Hmph!"
Saito was pissed, but as well depressed. He constantly had his eye on the falcon ahead of them. Louise looked towards Saito. Saito looked away.
"What the deal with this Lord Wardes? Huh?" complained Saito in annoyance.
Louise looked annoyed and looked away from her pet.
"Hey, aren't we supposed to be going to Fourth? Why are we climbing up a mountain?" asked Saito looking around towards Guiche.
"You really don't know anything, do you?" said Guiche chuckling to himself about how much knowledge Saito contained in his brain about this new world to him. Then he looked at Dennis.
"Dude, I'm just following you fuckers." Dennis said shrugging.
"It's in site, La Rochelle!" said Guiche pointing to this little place.
The fellows walked down the streets of this town on their animals. Dennis observed the sites and realized how much the towns he had been in so far in this new world looked exactly like the ones he had traveled through on his trips to Germany and France when he was a kid.
"Every building in La Rochelle was made out of single bolder. Its' the true artisans. All were squared class mages. Pretty amazing wouldn't you say?" explained Guiche
"Bollocks! I don't care!" exclaimed Dennis checking how many fags he was down to. Shite.
Dennis looked out towards the sun setting. He saw the mountains and the rivers and town down below. He sighed and put his head down on the balcony ledge made of stone. The cold stone made his forehead shiver.
"We will spend the night here and depart in evening. Understood?" explained Wort (The Lord Guy) to the gang.
"Yes, Yes I understand mister Wardes!" said Guiche immediately after.
Dennis passed by Guiche and whispered "Cock-rider." in the boy's ear. He grew annoyed.
"What does that even mean!" exclaimed Guiche throwing a small mini tantrum.
Dennis went back on the ledge. He turned his head to see Saito and Louise fighting feet away from him. Then she moved away from him and went inside the inn. Saito sat himself down on one of the packages of equipment they brought. His sword popped up and Saito talked to him. Dennis moved over towards the two and sat down on another package.
"Like your sword said man, just don't worry about it all. Not much is going to happen. I bet when you get back to Japan, you'll meet a nice Japanese girl, raise your Japanese children, and next thing you know, you'll be sitting in your living room with your wife while your children watch Dragon Ball Z on your big-ass Asian TV." said Dennis trying to cheer up the mopey boy.
"Meh." replied Saito with his head resting upon his hands. Dennis looked at the sun again. He wondered about Nicky. Nicky.
Ghost Town - The Specials
"So you summoned a human familiar? I would expect nothing less, Louise." exclaimed the Wort man sitting at the wooden table in the tavern part of the inn with the rest of the group having their dinner. Dennis looked at his food then back up. Louise was shy, Wort was happy, Saito was annoyed, and Guiche was still riding Wort's cock.
Meh.
"I wouldn't think you would say anything like that, Lord Wardes." said Louise embarrassed, feeling disappointed.
"I didn't mean it out of sarcasm, my dear! This is a amazing thing you done, Louise!" he replied putting an arm around her. Her face expressed the "uneasy" sort of feeling towards his gesture.
"I heard you two duel. Is it true?" asked Wort out of curiosity.
"Well, well ah..." murmured the Duiche-bag embarrassed.
"It marks the first time you wheeled a sword? Is that really true?" asked Wort to Saito who looked surprised.
"Well, yeah." replied Saito looking up and down and sideways.
"I also heard that you went on to defeat Guiche as well." said the man towards Dennis.
"What of it." responded Dennis taking out one of his fags. Four left? I don't know. I stopped counting a while ago. He took it and pulled out his Stephen Colbert lighter and light his cig.
"I heard you have some different talents, young man."
"Call me Dennis."
"Very well, Dennis. Explain yourself to us."
"Well what do you want to know."
"I heard you also fought Fouquet and saved my Louise and her friends from certain death, is this not true?"
"I didn't save anyone from death. I just did what seemed right."
"Either way, I must thank you from the bottom of my heart from saving my dear sweet, Louise."
"Anything else."
"Well, where are you from?"
"Orange county, New Jersey."
"I've never heard of New Jersey. Where is it located in Tristain?"
"I'm from Saito's world."
"Ah! So you bring up the same story Louise has told me about her familiar!" replied the man named Wardes putting his arm around Louise startling and embarrassing her. She looked down with a red face. Saito was extremely ticked.
Dennis nodded and took a drink of his beer and smoked his cig. He looked out into space as the four sitting down at the table talked on about. He looked around to see the others at other tables laughing and talking about their days around this unknown territory to Dennis Gallagher. Dennis took another gulp as he watched a girl sit on a fat mans lap. Both exchanged smiles. The bartender rung a bell on top of the bar and yelled out something about drinks to which almost everyone in the bar rejoiced about.
Dennis looked up from the ground and right at the reader. He felt his chin and noticed how fuzz was growing. He needed to shave. He took a swig of his beer and then took another puff of his cigarette. He looked right at the reader with his spaced out face. It looked as though he was looking straight past the reader (though he couldn't see the reader). Space. Out.
"Dennis."
"Yes?" replied Dennis to whomever was looking to speak to him. Louise.
The girl who looked very shy pointed her finger up towards Wort who was smiling right at him. His white stache almost seemed to be smiling at him as well.
"Would you like to?" he asked rubbing his hand on Louise's shoulder while holding his expensive wine in the other hand.
"Sorry?" he said feeling somewhat embarrassed for not paying attention. He swallowed whatever beer was in his mouth and coughed a little.
"As I was telling Saito here just a moment ago, I'd like to see his skills in a practice match tomorrow as well as yours. It is rather dull just sitting around idle. So, what do you say?"
"Well, um, I don't think that'd be the best as of right now since I'm still trying to figure out how to use my "talent's" without hurting anybody in the process. So, I think I'll have to turn down your offer, sorry." replied Dennis feeling his face for his fuzziness.
"Ah, don't worry about it! I still have Saito here to practice with!" he exclaimed with a smile on his face. The man got up from his seat while the others looked on minus Dennis who was looking at his beer placed on the table. "Well, if you excuse me, it is time for Louise and I to retire to our bedroom. Louise, shall we?" said the man offering his hand to Louise who looked flustered. Dennis noticed Saito looking somewhat pissed and/or annoyed.
"I, I can't. It wouldn't be right, Lord Wardes. We're not married yet!" exclaimed the small girl looking very very shy and embarrassed.
"It's perfectly alight! We are engaged aren't we?" he said pulling her a little closer. "I have something I want to tell you." he said taking her as they left the room. He nodded his head toward all three boys sitting at the table and then left with his girl.
All three boys looked at the door they left through. Saito looked with anger, Guiche with jealousy of how bold Wort was, and Dennis with an expression that said he didn't know what to do.
Dennis moved up from the table and walked through the doors. He was somewhat drunk and very tired. Trying to keep his composure he slowly made his way up the stairs and fell making it up the last stair. He got up from the carpeted rugs and made his way to what looked like his room. What number was it? Shit, fuck it. He made it to the end of the hallway. Before he could open the doors, the doors opened themselves. A man looked shocked and moved out of the way as Dennis hit the floor. Dennis's eyes closed slowly to see Louise with a shocked look on her face.
"Hello, love." he said in a drunk voice as he fell asleep on the floor.
And the dream began again.
If you're really confused on a lot of things so far, you can ask me some questions in my box and stuff. Thank you.
