Me: Now, what to do—

Aang: Let's go swimming!

Katara: Aang, It's winter. Do you really want to swim?

Toph: *jumps up and down nodding*

Aang: That's a yes, bro!

Me: Sokka?

Sokka: Yup.

Zuko: We're in California; it's warm. I'm going swimming.

Those four: *go running to the pool*

Me: Are we the only sane ones?

Katara: Yup.

Me: Yah wanna play pranks on them?

Katara: Nope.

Liah: I do!

Katara: Isn't that restraining order still in play?

Liah: Yes, but I'm far away enough from Zuko.

Me: Okay then. Let's go prank them.

For Aang:

Liah: I'm thinking, bolt everything down to the ceiling and put the light on the floor so when Aang walks in he thinks the gravity in his room was reversed.

Me: :'( - tears of joy You are so genius!

Liah: I know. Let's do Zuko last.

Me: Save the best for last.

Liah: Sadly I won't be able to see it…

Me: I'll hide a video camera.

Liah: Perfect. Now… about that light.

Me: Let's put a bean bag over the real light, and then we but a flash light under a bowl on the ground.

Liah: Okay. *looks up at ceiling* Why does Aang have a picture of Katara on his ceiling?

Me: I don't know, but I have a feeling that Aang is not going to happy we moved it.

Liah: How are we going to get on the ceiling?

Me: Monkeyfeathers! I forgot about that! Liah: *going through Aang's drawers* Oh, look, he's got anti-gravity belts.

Me: Those were probably a prank for Sokka.

Liah: *putting it on* Sorry, Aang, our pranks are more important.

One hour later.

Me: Aah! I'm walking around on the ceiling!

Liah: *hanging onto the bed* Help! I'm falling up!

Katara: * not knowing Liah was wearing an anti gravity belt* Liah, Are you okay? *runs in the room* Wha-wha- *faints*

Liah: Totally worth it!

Me: *high fives her* Now that's what I call a two-for-one special.

Liah: Now Sokka.

For Sokka:

Me: I got one for this, but we gotta wait for Sokka to come back.

Liah: What is it?

Me: We dress Suki up like Yue and watch Sokka fall all over her.

Liah: And to convince her?

Me: This is the plan hatching stage.

Liah: Oh. How about we get into an argument with her?

Me: Yeah.. we tell her that if Yue was still alive, Sokka would never look at her.

Liah: And then, when she disagrees, we put it to the test.

Me: Now, which one of us is going to make up Suki?

Liah: I'll handle that. You just get Suki ready. *walks off*

Me: Suki?

Suki: Hi Kitty.

Me: Suki, if Yue was still alive, you do realize that Sokka wouldn't even look at you.

Suki: I know where you're going with this, and it isn't going to work.

Me: Wanna play a prank on your boyfriend?

Suki: Does it include him acting like a clueless idiot?

Me: Is there any other way?

Suki: Um, yes, but I'm in.

Liah: *walks up with Katara in tow*

Me: Katara, Suki wants to dress up like Yue. Could you please?

Katara: Yes.

Suki: *walks off with Katara*

For Toph:

Me: Let's get rid of anything that she can sense.

Liah: Or, we could lock her in her room and pad the walls with rubber.

Me: Yes! Let's do both!

Fifteen minutes later

Me: Well, that was fast.

Liah: Well, they don't call it Quick-rubber-room-installment-and-metal-or-earth-removal for nothing.

Me: Is that what it's called?

Liah: Yeha, look at the card.

Me: *looks at card that says what Liah says* Wow. Are they called the QRRIAMOER for short?

Liah: No, that would be stupid.

Me: Right.

Liah: *hiding camera* she'll sense the camera though.

Me: So, you have to say quick-rubber-room-installment-and-metal-or-earth-removal every single time?

Liah: Yeah, let's go prank Zuko now.

Me: That's a really long name.

Liah: Kitty, moving on?

Me: Right.

For Zuko:

Liah: Oh, sweet revenge

Me: Let's say Scarface after every sentence.

Liah: And?

Me: That's it.

Liah: That's it?!

Me: Yeah, I thought you would want to take it easy on him considering he's your-

Liah: Shut up!

Me: Fine.

Liah: Okay, Let's burn his room, and then when he complains, we say, "Zuko, did you have a tantrum again?"

Me: And, afterwards, we scribble "Scarface did this" everywhere.

Liah: Yeah, and what you said.

Me: That it?

Liah: For now, I'm really making this up as I go.

Me: Okay. I've got a blowtorch in the basement.

Liah: No need, I'm a fire bender.

Me: I WANT TO USE MY BLOWTORCH!

Liah: Fine.

*literally two seconds later*

Me: *holding a blowtorch* Let's do this.

*five minutes later*

Me: *bedroom is totally destroyed* My, we're thorough.

Liah: *tosses me a sharpie*Let's get to work.

*twenty minutes later*

Me: Now that we're done, my hands hurt.

Liah: Ooh! Let's rig a trap to bind him to the ceiling by his hands behind his back!

Me: Ow.. Let's do it.

Liah: *after we've rigged it* We need someone to test this on.

Me: Too bad Sokka isn't here.

Liah: Why Sokka?

Me: He's so gullible, Aang can airbend, Toph would see it, Suki and Katara are busy, and we're doing this on Zuko.

Liah: Oh. Oh well, we'll have to hope. *leaves*


Part 2

For Aang

Toph: That was a fun swim!

Aang: Now that I think about it, it was a bad idea. I'm going to change.

Me: I told you so!

Aang: I can't reach my dresser!

Me: *pretends to not know anything* Uh, I don't recall saying that.

Aang: It's on the ceiling!

Me: What?

Toph: It's true!

Me: I can't believe this. *goes in and pretends to faint*

Katara: Kitty and Liah were in there earlier. I think they were just borrowing something, though.

Zuko: Okay, well I'm going to go up to my room. *goes to doorway*

Me: *gets up* Three, two, one.

Zuko: MY NAME IS NOT SCARFACE! WHO DESTROYED MY ROOM? AANG WAS IT YOU?

Me: Zuko, *giggles uncontrollably* did you throw a tantrum again?

Zuko: LOOK AT MY ROOM! IT'S COMPLETELY DESTROYED! BURNT TO A CRISP!

Me: Maybe whoever did it to you left something not destroyed. Go check.

Zuko: *walks in* *trap sets* LIAH! I KNOW YOU DID THIS! WHEN I GET A HOLD OF YOU I WILL KILL YOU!

Me: It's too bad that Liah can't fulfill your threat. You know, the whole restraining order business.

Zuko: I take it back! Now let me go so I can kill her!

Liah: *rushes in* *blows raspberry*

Me: Yes! Ha!

Zuko: *suddenly calm* I feel like you two were playing a trick on me, and I just lost in a bigger way than you intended.

Liah: *grins* Yup.

Toph: You…didn't play tricks on all of us… did you?

Me: *honestly* No.

Toph: Phew, that's a relief! *goes into room* [bleep] [bleep] Kitty! I can't see!

Me: Look, I'm sorry!

Toph: I can't feel your heartbeat, and I still know you're lying.

Me: *grins*

Sokka: Oh, no! My room! *runs in* Phew, I'm safe.

Liah: We didn't vandalize your room.

Me: Yeah! Unlike the others, we actually did something nice for you!

Sokka: *jaw drops*

Me: You know how in the Percy Jackson novels, the gods can come to earth?

Sokka: Not really, but I'll pretend to understand.

Liah: We found out it works for Spirits too! Except you can't…uh…mingle.

Sokka: *eyes sparkle* Yue is coming back?

Me: Uh, yeah. Yue, can you come in here please?

Silence

Me: Yue, can come in here please?

Silence

Liah: Yue! Get your butt in here!

Suki: Oh, right! *comes in dressed exactly as Yue*

Sokka: Yue! You're back! Why did you posess my girlfriend to come down to Earth and see me?

Suki: What?

Sokka: It's so obvious, you sound just like Suki.

Suki: Oh.

Sokka: Suki, are you playing a prank on me?

Suki: Ha I told you guys! Sokka does care about me and doesn't believe your stupid lie!

Sokka: What? This was a prank? No Yue?

Liah: T_T That failed.

Me: I know. Oh well.

Two hours later. (You know, after everyone's been freed)

ATLA cast: (except Katara) Kitty, we swear our revenge on you!

Liah: Ooh, can I help?

Me: Liah, what kind of best friend are you?

Liah: The one who wants to get back at her best friend for posting a viral video where she and her mortal enemy get married.

Me: Oh, riiight.

End (Duhn duhn duhn!)