Me: Now, what to do—
Aang: Let's go swimming!
Katara: Aang, It's winter. Do you really want to swim?
Toph: *jumps up and down nodding*
Aang: That's a yes, bro!
Me: Sokka?
Sokka: Yup.
Zuko: We're in California; it's warm. I'm going swimming.
Those four: *go running to the pool*
Me: Are we the only sane ones?
Katara: Yup.
Me: Yah wanna play pranks on them?
Katara: Nope.
Liah: I do!
Katara: Isn't that restraining order still in play?
Liah: Yes, but I'm far away enough from Zuko.
Me: Okay then. Let's go prank them.
For Aang:
Liah: I'm thinking, bolt everything down to the ceiling and put the light on the floor so when Aang walks in he thinks the gravity in his room was reversed.
Me: :'( - tears of joy You are so genius!
Liah: I know. Let's do Zuko last.
Me: Save the best for last.
Liah: Sadly I won't be able to see it…
Me: I'll hide a video camera.
Liah: Perfect. Now… about that light.
Me: Let's put a bean bag over the real light, and then we but a flash light under a bowl on the ground.
Liah: Okay. *looks up at ceiling* Why does Aang have a picture of Katara on his ceiling?
Me: I don't know, but I have a feeling that Aang is not going to happy we moved it.
Liah: How are we going to get on the ceiling?
Me: Monkeyfeathers! I forgot about that! Liah: *going through Aang's drawers* Oh, look, he's got anti-gravity belts.
Me: Those were probably a prank for Sokka.
Liah: *putting it on* Sorry, Aang, our pranks are more important.
One hour later.
Me: Aah! I'm walking around on the ceiling!
Liah: *hanging onto the bed* Help! I'm falling up!
Katara: * not knowing Liah was wearing an anti gravity belt* Liah, Are you okay? *runs in the room* Wha-wha- *faints*
Liah: Totally worth it!
Me: *high fives her* Now that's what I call a two-for-one special.
Liah: Now Sokka.
For Sokka:
Me: I got one for this, but we gotta wait for Sokka to come back.
Liah: What is it?
Me: We dress Suki up like Yue and watch Sokka fall all over her.
Liah: And to convince her?
Me: This is the plan hatching stage.
Liah: Oh. How about we get into an argument with her?
Me: Yeah.. we tell her that if Yue was still alive, Sokka would never look at her.
Liah: And then, when she disagrees, we put it to the test.
Me: Now, which one of us is going to make up Suki?
Liah: I'll handle that. You just get Suki ready. *walks off*
Me: Suki?
Suki: Hi Kitty.
Me: Suki, if Yue was still alive, you do realize that Sokka wouldn't even look at you.
Suki: I know where you're going with this, and it isn't going to work.
Me: Wanna play a prank on your boyfriend?
Suki: Does it include him acting like a clueless idiot?
Me: Is there any other way?
Suki: Um, yes, but I'm in.
Liah: *walks up with Katara in tow*
Me: Katara, Suki wants to dress up like Yue. Could you please?
Katara: Yes.
Suki: *walks off with Katara*
For Toph:
Me: Let's get rid of anything that she can sense.
Liah: Or, we could lock her in her room and pad the walls with rubber.
Me: Yes! Let's do both!
Fifteen minutes later
Me: Well, that was fast.
Liah: Well, they don't call it Quick-rubber-room-installment-and-metal-or-earth-removal for nothing.
Me: Is that what it's called?
Liah: Yeha, look at the card.
Me: *looks at card that says what Liah says* Wow. Are they called the QRRIAMOER for short?
Liah: No, that would be stupid.
Me: Right.
Liah: *hiding camera* she'll sense the camera though.
Me: So, you have to say quick-rubber-room-installment-and-metal-or-earth-removal every single time?
Liah: Yeah, let's go prank Zuko now.
Me: That's a really long name.
Liah: Kitty, moving on?
Me: Right.
For Zuko:
Liah: Oh, sweet revenge
Me: Let's say Scarface after every sentence.
Liah: And?
Me: That's it.
Liah: That's it?!
Me: Yeah, I thought you would want to take it easy on him considering he's your-
Liah: Shut up!
Me: Fine.
Liah: Okay, Let's burn his room, and then when he complains, we say, "Zuko, did you have a tantrum again?"
Me: And, afterwards, we scribble "Scarface did this" everywhere.
Liah: Yeah, and what you said.
Me: That it?
Liah: For now, I'm really making this up as I go.
Me: Okay. I've got a blowtorch in the basement.
Liah: No need, I'm a fire bender.
Me: I WANT TO USE MY BLOWTORCH!
Liah: Fine.
*literally two seconds later*
Me: *holding a blowtorch* Let's do this.
*five minutes later*
Me: *bedroom is totally destroyed* My, we're thorough.
Liah: *tosses me a sharpie*Let's get to work.
*twenty minutes later*
Me: Now that we're done, my hands hurt.
Liah: Ooh! Let's rig a trap to bind him to the ceiling by his hands behind his back!
Me: Ow.. Let's do it.
Liah: *after we've rigged it* We need someone to test this on.
Me: Too bad Sokka isn't here.
Liah: Why Sokka?
Me: He's so gullible, Aang can airbend, Toph would see it, Suki and Katara are busy, and we're doing this on Zuko.
Liah: Oh. Oh well, we'll have to hope. *leaves*
Part 2
For Aang
Toph: That was a fun swim!
Aang: Now that I think about it, it was a bad idea. I'm going to change.
Me: I told you so!
Aang: I can't reach my dresser!
Me: *pretends to not know anything* Uh, I don't recall saying that.
Aang: It's on the ceiling!
Me: What?
Toph: It's true!
Me: I can't believe this. *goes in and pretends to faint*
Katara: Kitty and Liah were in there earlier. I think they were just borrowing something, though.
Zuko: Okay, well I'm going to go up to my room. *goes to doorway*
Me: *gets up* Three, two, one.
Zuko: MY NAME IS NOT SCARFACE! WHO DESTROYED MY ROOM? AANG WAS IT YOU?
Me: Zuko, *giggles uncontrollably* did you throw a tantrum again?
Zuko: LOOK AT MY ROOM! IT'S COMPLETELY DESTROYED! BURNT TO A CRISP!
Me: Maybe whoever did it to you left something not destroyed. Go check.
Zuko: *walks in* *trap sets* LIAH! I KNOW YOU DID THIS! WHEN I GET A HOLD OF YOU I WILL KILL YOU!
Me: It's too bad that Liah can't fulfill your threat. You know, the whole restraining order business.
Zuko: I take it back! Now let me go so I can kill her!
Liah: *rushes in* *blows raspberry*
Me: Yes! Ha!
Zuko: *suddenly calm* I feel like you two were playing a trick on me, and I just lost in a bigger way than you intended.
Liah: *grins* Yup.
Toph: You…didn't play tricks on all of us… did you?
Me: *honestly* No.
Toph: Phew, that's a relief! *goes into room* [bleep] [bleep] Kitty! I can't see!
Me: Look, I'm sorry!
Toph: I can't feel your heartbeat, and I still know you're lying.
Me: *grins*
Sokka: Oh, no! My room! *runs in* Phew, I'm safe.
Liah: We didn't vandalize your room.
Me: Yeah! Unlike the others, we actually did something nice for you!
Sokka: *jaw drops*
Me: You know how in the Percy Jackson novels, the gods can come to earth?
Sokka: Not really, but I'll pretend to understand.
Liah: We found out it works for Spirits too! Except you can't…uh…mingle.
Sokka: *eyes sparkle* Yue is coming back?
Me: Uh, yeah. Yue, can you come in here please?
Silence
Me: Yue, can come in here please?
Silence
Liah: Yue! Get your butt in here!
Suki: Oh, right! *comes in dressed exactly as Yue*
Sokka: Yue! You're back! Why did you posess my girlfriend to come down to Earth and see me?
Suki: What?
Sokka: It's so obvious, you sound just like Suki.
Suki: Oh.
Sokka: Suki, are you playing a prank on me?
Suki: Ha I told you guys! Sokka does care about me and doesn't believe your stupid lie!
Sokka: What? This was a prank? No Yue?
Liah: T_T That failed.
Me: I know. Oh well.
Two hours later. (You know, after everyone's been freed)
ATLA cast: (except Katara) Kitty, we swear our revenge on you!
Liah: Ooh, can I help?
Me: Liah, what kind of best friend are you?
Liah: The one who wants to get back at her best friend for posting a viral video where she and her mortal enemy get married.
Me: Oh, riiight.
End (Duhn duhn duhn!)
