Adam sighed and looked down at his feet. He felt like a kid who had jut been caught by his mom getting into the cookie jar. Only, in its own way, this was worse than that because Jay was much more annoying than his mom. "That wasn't what it looked like," he said, coming up with the first argument he could think of.

Jay shook his head. "How was that not what it looked like?"

"I don't know," Adam said with a shrug. "I didn't really think that one through."

Jay sighed. "Damn it Adam, you can't do this. Just because you're attracted to Jeff doesn't mean you should be trying to steal him from Phil. Not only is that so totally violating the guy code, but I'm not sure its legal. I mean, what are the statutory laws of this state?"

Adam rolled his eyes. "First of all, you need to relax about the age thing. I'm only four years older than he is; I'm in the safe zone. And second of all, you are the last person who should be lecturing me about the guy code. If I remember correctly, you and Chris actually secretly dated while he was publicly dating Lance Cade."

Jay winced. "Ew. Must you bring that idiot into this?"

"Yes because he helps prove my point."

"He does not prove your point. He's not even relevant anymore. Besides, he made Chris miserable so--"

"Well how do you know Phil doesn't make Jeff miserable?" Adam asked defiantly.

Jay rolled his eyes. "Oh come on Adam. If you have bothered to pay attention to Phil for two seconds instead of Jeff, you would be able to see that the guy is crazy for him. It's so adorable that it's kind of painful to watch."

Adam pouted. "I'm crazy for Jeff…"

"You just met him tonight! You don't even know him that well!"

Adam shook his head. "I know I don't but that's not the point. There's a spark Jay. I feel it and I know he feels it. It's…it's strong. I mean, it's like the Incredible Hulk strong."

Jay sighed. "Didn't you say something like that when JoMo came around?"

"No. Look, John was different. He was a one night stand that somehow turned into a relationship. And fuck, I mean, I don't know if it really was much of a relationship. I mean, besides from my dick, I don't know if he actually loved me or not."

Jay shook his head. "He did love you, he just…was a compulsive cheater."

"Well no shit he was. He cheated on me six different times in our relationship and you know what? I took him back every single time. You want to know why?"

"You're an idiot?"

"No, it's cuz I loved him."

"Are you sure that you loved him and not just loved having him?"

Adam frowned. "What is that supposed to mean?"

Jay sighed. "You like having things Adam. You had nothing when we were kids and you've always had issues with being alone…are you sure this is just not about you needing to be with someone to feel better about yourself?"

Adam stared at Jay for a moment, knowing his friend had a good point but not wanting to admit it. "Hey, Dr. Reso, stop trying to get into my mind. It's inappropriate."

"Wait, how is it inappropriate?"

"I don't know. I'll figure that out when I figure it out."

"You are impossible," Jay said with a sigh.

"But you still love me though, right?"

"Yeah. I don't know why at this point, but I do."

Adam grinned. "Well see, that's all that matters." He patted Jay on the back. "Now come on. I've had enough of this deep conversation bullshit. I want to go party." He ignored the look Jay gave him as he exited the bathroom. He didn't want to think about the reasoning for his actions unless they were the superficial reasons. The deeper ones made him think about things that he wanted to avoid at all costs. Must have more tequila. Tequila will stop those stupid little memories right in their fucking tracks.

Jeff sighed as he followed Phil and Amy (who were dragging Daffney along with them) out of the club and into the parking lot. While he had been in the bathroom kissing Adam (which still sent shivers up and down his spine), Daffney had punched a couple of dudes and started a brawl, so now they had to retreat to safer ground. He was bothered by the fact that he hadn't gotten to say goodbye to Adam…and he was bothered by the fact that he didn't feel as guilty as he should have for kissing Adam and liking it…and all of this being bothered yet not being bothered was making his head and tummy hurt, which was not good. He wanted both of them to knock it off that instant.

"I don't see why we got to go," Daffney said as she tried to get away from Phil and Amy. She seemed like she really wanted to go back into the club. "I likes it here. And it's rude! It's rude to abandon people like--hey! Who told you that you could touch my keys? Those are MY keys to MY car! Nobody drives my car but me!"

"Yeah well, I'm driving it tonight," Phil said, making sure to keep her keys way out of her reach. "I am the designated driver and there is no way in hell I am going to let you get behind the wheel in this condition."

"Why not?" she asked. She started jumping up and down in a vain attempt to get her keys back. "I want to drive damn it!"

"Baby relax," Amy said, grabbing Daffney by the waist and pulling her close. "If you let Phil drive you can sit in the back with me and we can do things to each other."

Jeff made a face. That was the last thing he needed to have mental pictures about.

"Ooohhh." Daffney pulled Amy into a sloppy kiss and Phil rolled his eyes as he directed the two girls into the backseat of the car. "There you go. Watch your heads." He shut the door behind them and got into the driver's seat as Jeff went around to the other side and got into the passenger's side. "Well that was interesting," he said as he drove off.

Jeff nodded. "Yeah. It was." He leaned his head against the window and sighed. He didn't know what to do right now. Should he tell Phil that he kissed Adam and hope for the best? Or should he just not say anything at all and pretend nothing happened? He felt like he owed it to Phil to own up to what he did, but at the same time, he was afraid of his boyfriend's reaction. He hated fighting with people, mainly because it always seemed to get extremely ugly extremely fast. Maybe I'll wait, he decided. I don't want to talk about it now…I gotta figure out what that kiss means anyway.

"Jeff? Are you okay?" Phil asked, interrupting Jeff's thoughts.

"Yeah," Jeff lied. "I'm fine."

"You sure?"

"Yeah. I'm just tired." Jeff winced as he heard little moans coming from the backseat. "Hey now, keep it PG-13 back there," he said, not daring to turn around. "Your car is not a love machine when we're in it."

"Sure it is," Amy said cheerfully. "You two are going to have sex in our house while we're in it. It's only fair that we can touch each other in the car while you're in it."

Phil sighed and shook his head. "I hate it when people use logic against us. It's just not fair."

"I agree," Jeff said. "It's unfair and immoral and I am totally against it."

Daffney and Amy ignored them. They were way too busy making out in the backseat. Jeff made a gagging motion and Phil laughed and got them to Daffney's house. The girls were out of the car before he even put the car in park and Jeff was sure that they were going to be in their bedroom by the time he and Phil even got into the house.

Phil shook his head as he got out of the car. "Women. I don't understand them."

Jeff grinned a little bit as he walked towards the house. "Me neither. And I don't plan to even attempt to any time soon."

Phil chuckled and let Jeff go into the house first. "You want to know what's funny? I have the same plan as you do." He came in and shut the door behind him before wrapping his arms around Jeff from behind. "I guess great minds think alike."

Jeff shivered as Phil kissed his neck. I wonder how Adam would kiss my neck…the thought caused a stirring in his groin yet scared him at the same time, so he did his best to drive Adam out of his mind as he turned around and kissed Phil. Phil kissed him only for a couple of seconds before pulling away. "Your breath is all minty," he said in surprise.

"Yeah," Jeff said, forcing himself to grin. "I didn't think you would appreciate booze breath."

Phil accepted that answer, but it was hard for Jeff to tell whether he truly believed that answer or not. Luckily, he didn't have too long to dwell on that. Loud crashing sounds and even louder moans coming from the girls caused them to look up and shake their hands. "Whatever just broke sounds expensive," Phil stated with a smirk.

Jeff grinned and grabbed Phil by the hand. "Come on," he ordered, practically dragging his boyfriend along.

"And where exactly do you think we're going?" Phil asked in amusement.

"Well we can't let the girls have all the fun, can we?"

"No but--"

"I'm not too drunk," Jeff insisted, even though the room was spinning just a little bit. "I'm fine. Now are you gonna touch me or am I gonna have to touch myself?"

Phil shook his head. "I don't know. That second option sounds like it would be fun to watch."

Jeff pouted. How am I supposed to fuck the memory of Adam's kiss away if I don't get fucked?

Phil chuckled and pecked Jeff on the lips. "Don't worry baby. I'll take care of you."

Jeff grinned. "Good boy."