Um. I have no words.

Yes I still exist. No I wasn't abducted by inhuman creatures from another galaxy. Unless you count life. Or school I suppose.

Honestly, it's been damn near forever. Is anyone actually still reading this? Doubtful. Oh well. If you are, and you still actually care leave a comment and I might continue this. Or you know rewrite the whole friggin thing. Only might. No promises. We all know what happened THREE BLOODY YEARS AGO WHEN I UP AND ABANDONED THIS POTENTIALLY DECENT STORY.

Also, to those of you who waited for me to update, oh my lord. I'm so sorry. That's all I can say. Just. *shudders* sorry.