((Yaaaaay! More stupid Asia junk!

Here, I add in that is my headcanon that China is a closet Kagamine Rin fanboy. X3

Enjoy this epic fail quickie.))

"Sensei, I don't want to do this...I really, really don't want to do this...but you've left me no other option," said Hong Kong warily.

"Bring it on, aru! You're not going to that concert, aru!" China Kong had managed to tie him to the wall with ropes, ready for torture.

Hong Kong put a hand in his portfolio and produced a picture of New Orleans in a qipao, cuddling with a panda.

China's face went pink. "Waaah! Anna-chan with a panda, aru! It's so cute, aru!" Then, China's face went stark. "No...must resist...the cute..."

Hong Kong sighed and pulled out a picture of a cat sleeping in a basket.

China's eyes sparkled. "Ah! Sooooo cute, aru!" China shook his head. "No! I must be strong, aru!"

Hong Kong frowned, and threw the portfolio across the room. "Looks like I need heavy artillery." He took something out from under the rack and held up a Kagamine Rin plushie. "I know about your Kagamine obsession, sensei."

"Wah! Rin, aru!"

Hong Kong held it up higher and said in a voice as close as he could to the character's, "Konnichiwa, Rin desu! Anata wo dakishimetai! Watashi ga kawaii yo! Dakishimete! Dakishimete! (1)"

China was trying so hard to resist, but his cuteness instincts were screaming at him to hug it. "Arrrg...stop...I can't take it, aru..."

Hong Kong continued, "Hora, anata no tame ni kyoku wo kaite shimasu! (2) Hai hai China, chocho yumegokochi... (3)"

China began to thrash but stood his ground. "I'm...not...giving...in...aru..."

Hong Kong put down the Rin doll and took out a baby panda chewing bamboo.

China couldn't help it. With a rush of adrenaline, he ripped free from the ropes and rushed over to hug the panda. But before snuggling, he added to Hong Kong, "I hate you, aru."

"Can I go now?"

"I don't care, aru~" China sighed as he cuddled.

Satisfied, Hong Kong grabbed the keys and walked out, a big smirk on his face.

((Another headcanon I threw in there is that Hong Kong is a very good voice actor. Pfft.

Translations of stuff:

1) "Hi, I'm Rin! I want you to hug me! Hugs! Hugs!"

2) "Look, I even wrote a song for you!"

3) "Yes, yes, China! A dreamy state of mind..." To those of you who are Vocaloid fans, I want you to guess which song this is. Whoever gets it gets a cookie and a China plushie. X3

Hope you liked it.

Hetalia doesn't belong to me, blah blah blah.

Kagamine Rin/Len (CV02) belong to Crypton Future Media, blah blah blah.

The song "1, 2, Fanclub" doesn't belong to me, blah blah blah.

KEEP REVIEWING, PLEASE!))