I duns ownses Soras Kairis and Rikus, they pwnses yous. i's feels likes talkingses funnys.
i watched naruto in english tonight. still bad. the only fairly good voice is Orochimaru's. he was so cute when he was a little kid. X3 ...yeah, everyone else's voice pretty much suck. at least they played haruka kanata . XD but no ending song :( anyway...story!! i wrote while watching english naruto...
Sora, Kairi and Riku sat at Kairi's kitchen counter. Kairi had made a lovely dinner and they enjoyed it as they watched the 7 o'clock news.
"And welcome to the 7 o'clock evening news. My name is Bob and I'll be your reporter this evening."
"How many Bobs are there in this world anyway?" Riku wondered aloud. Kairi and Sora shrugged.
"Tons," they said simply, and continued eating their dinner. There were lots of interesting bits and pieces in reports. In a Russian orphanage, some nurses had taped infants' mouths closed to keep from crying. Kairi gasped.
"How horrible!" she cried.
Sora slammed his fist on the counter. "That hag!" He glared at the old woman on TV.
"Chill, Sora," Riku said. The old woman on TV explained how the tape wasn't that sticky so it woudn't damage the baby's skin. Sora gritted his teeth.
Next, there was another report about babies.
"Now, most of the infant population born are male.."
"Blah, blah, blah…" Sora drawled.
"Really?" Kairi said. "I never knew that."
"Yeah," Riku said. "Now people don't have as much children as they used to, and when they do, the majority of them turn out to be male."
"Hm," Sora grunted and took a sip from some delicious miso soup Kairi had made.
"Sora,
Kairi?"
"Yes, Riku?"
"why don't you two go make some babies?"
Sora and Kairi's faces turned bright red. Sora choked on a noodle, and pounded his chest. Then he gulped down some more miso soup.
"EXCUSE ME?!?!"
"Sure, bedroom's right over there, isn't it Kairi?" Kairi turned an even brighter red but still stared at the TV.
"Help out the female population. I mean, if they're going down, who are the guys supposed to marry?"
Kairi seemed to recover enough already to say, "Then they ought to allow gay marriage in more countries, shouldn't they?" She grinned teasingly at Sora and Riku. Riku raised an eyebrow. Sora turned bright red again and excused himself to the restroom.
Hmm, rather short. Bob is a too common name. Jimmy is better.
Those news reports were true. I thought the one in Russia was horrible. And that one about most babies being male, I think that is in Taiwan. It was Taiwan news anyway… So my dad said that people don't have that many children anymore. They usually turn out to be male and the parents would want them to be male anyway, cuz they would take the family name and stuff. And then if there were less women, the men would have no one to marry and then a thought slipped through my head: "They should have to allow more gay marriages shouldn't they?" I didn't dare say that aloud though… Reviews are nice... still would like some...
