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The idea is special agent ali's

A/N: Ok so I wasn't going to have Elizabeth died, BUT I had an idea! I'll try to make this as easy as possible for you to follow, if you can't, feel free to ask questions and I'll do my best to answer them! Beckett is still alive though!


Bailiff: Case .00 Lt. Col. John Sheppard & Col. Samantha Carter

(judge looks terrified)

Judge: No, no, no, no, no, no!

(Sheppard flashes his fly-boy smirk at Judge, Judge flips him off)

Carter: I am accusing him of flirting relentlessly with me only seconds after I arrived on Atlantis.

Judge: Ooo that is such a shocker! (says sarcastically)

(voice from back of court room yells): John Sheppard how could you!

Sheppard: (flys out of seat at voice) ELIZABETH!!

McKay: Elizabeth…how?

Sheppard: Your dead!

Weir: I ascended you moron!

(every one in room has their jaws on the floor)

Weir: I thought you said you you love me!

Sheppard: I did, do….hu?? (looks around room, a confused look on his face. Looks at Ronon, Ronon shrugs)

Teyla: What about me!! I named my child after you! you said you loved me!

Carter: he sent me a fruit basket when I arrived after being stationed on Atlantis.

Teyla and Weir: He WHAT!!

Sheppard: I was being polite!! (looks up at judge with puppy dog eyes)

Judge: Don't look at me buddy, your screwed!

Weir: I take it I wasn't even gone 24 hours before you were hitting on Sam!

Carter: Who mind you is in a stable relationship!!

(Tall grey haired man wearing Generals uniform in back of court room stands up)

Man: Damn right!

Keller: I knew it!

Sheppard: General O'Neill?! (says nervously, he gulps, and looks scared)

O'Neill: Hi Sheppard! (looks at Sheppard with an evil smile)

Sheppard: Craaaaapp. (looks down and Beckett rushes over to worn paramedics of upcoming disaster)

Weir: hehe (Starts giggling with Teyla)

(O'Neill starts going after Sheppard with evil smile...ohm...the rest is censored for the kiddies, but, ah, use your imagination!)

Judge: OOoooo that's gotta hurt!

Soooo jury what's the verdict!