Day 7
"Welcome back people that I don't know! Yesterday was a day that I totally forgot! Oh and Momo and the rest of Mazora's siblings are here." Yuniaia said.
"Hi people I don't care about! I'm Momo and some people like to call me Momo-chan because of my older sister Mazora. If you didn't know, I'm seriously addicted to Cloud. Not the clouds in the sky! I'm taking about Cloud. People sometimes get me mixed up with Mazora because we look exactly alike. Lynnea is also my older sister and she looks like our beautiful mother because of her blonde hair and blue eyes. That guy with the glasses is Lucus. That guy with the long hair is Ace, and yes, his name is actually Ace. People like to call me Peach Girl since my name means peach in Japanese. I know cool right? I was actually from a kingdom called...Sylvia. I'm two years younger than Cloudy. I'm not human if you didn't know that… BUT IF YOU THINK I'M A CETRA THEN PREPARED TO GET KILLED! My siblings say I talk way too much. And also I like to gossip a lot. I'm not a girly girl and will never be. I'm kinda tomboyish mixed with what Mazora is which is a brat. No offense Mazora-chan but you can be kinda spoiled. That's it!" Momo said.
"GEEZ WOMAN!" Genesis said.
"That's Momo. She loves to really introduce herself." Jessica said.
"GEEZ WOMAN!" Momo mocked Genesis.
"Whatever!" Genesis said.
"...That's Mazora's sister for sure." Yuniaia said.
"Shut up! I don't act like that!" Mazora said. "And Momo! I am NOT a brat!"
"Oh and I forgot to tell you guys that I'm a former Turk! I used to be the best one around. I usually used a gun and guess what? I had super good aim! I still do now but since there is no evil people to fight, I can't use my gun." Momo said.
Cloud looked Momo like she's stupid because Sephiroth was literally sitting right there and he was evil.
"There's evil RIGHT THERE!" Cloud said pointing at Sephiroth.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh….." Momo said dumbfounded. Almost everybody in the room (not Momo) facepalmed.
"And don't forget about Genesis, Momo!" Zack said.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh….." Momo said dumbfound. Almost everybody in the room (not Momo) facepalmed again.
"Idiot…." Genesis mumbled.
"Anyway, Lindsay?...WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING? YOU'RE NOT NAMI FROM ONE-PIECE!" Fiona yelled.
"Hey! I'm a Materia thief and a ninja! I'm just wearing my classic yellow bikini top, light blue jeans, and light brown boots! Gotta problem with that?" Lindsay asked.
"YOU'RE NOT NAMI!" Fiona replied.
"What are you wearing huh? You look stupid right now!" Lindsay shouted.
"I DON'T LOOK STUPID! ACE IS THE ONE LOOKING STUPID!" Fiona shouted.
"Why are you talking about people's clothes?!" Ace asked.
Cid comes in out of no where. " #%&!*$$ %#^!^%$ %%% $#&* % # !" He said?
"WHAT THE HECK!?" Fiona asked.
"I said, SHUT YOUR LOUD MOUTH UP YOU ANNOYING WOMAN!" Cid replied.
Fiona made a 0_0 face and Cid leaves.
"Okay?" Everybody said.
"LET'S GIVE SEPHIROTH A HAIR CUT!" Yuniaia yelled. Sephiroth made a 0_0 face then went to hide somewhere.
"Told you he was secretly a female..." Cloud said. Somehow, a red brick hit the back of Cloud's head and knocked him out.
"CLOUD!" Momo screamed from the top of her lungs and started crying.
"He died? HE DIED!?" Mazora asked happily.
Zack and Jessica made a 0_0 face.
Genesis felled asleep and started sleep talking.
Lynnea started to cry.
Ace and Lucus looked at each other with 0_0 faces.
Lindsay was taking Cloud's Materia.
Hojo who was almost dead laughed.
Cid came back in the room and started being Mr. T's (Barret) brother. Lol.
Rude shaved his already shaved head and put a new pair of sunglasses on.
Barret came in the room and started being Mr. T.
Tifa came in the room and started crying.
Sephiroth was behind a wall, laughing.
Vincent stood on his chair (he was in the crowed of people so as Rude and Hojo) and made a 0_0 face.
Somehow Aireth came I the room and Mazora killed her by using her telekinesis powers.
"TAKE THAT HESHE!" Mazora yelled.
Ailee's Okay came on.
Yuniaia laughed.
Fiona was crying and laughing.
"I love Ailee's Okay!" Yuniaia said.
Red 13 (Nanaki) came in the room and made a 0_0 face.
Yuffie came in the room and also started taking Cloud's Materia.
All the Cloud fan girls and fan boys started to cry.
Cloud was now pretending to be knocked out.
All the non Cloud fan girls and fan boys cheered.
Cloud started snickering.
Everybody who started crying and got all emotional made 0_0.
Everybody who made 0_0 faces….was still making 0_0 faces.
Everybody who was happy about Cloud dying, started crying.
Cid and Barret was still being Mr. T.
Cloud started laughing.
The people who was never in the actual show thingy left angry.
Ailee's Okay went off.
Momo started to get angry.
Sephiroth was still laughing but secretly crying. Lol!
The Cloud fans started to be Barrets and Cids (get it?).
The non Cloud fans started to turn into mini Kefkas.
Lindsay hands were fulled with Materia.
"That was unnecessary and long..." Yuniaia said wiping her last tears.
Produce 101's Yum Yum came on and Yuniaia became happy.
"Gimme, gimme, gimme that yum yum!" Yuniaia sang.
"STEAK!" Mazora yelled.
"Yum, yum, yum yum, yum!" Yuniaia sang.
"AY YO EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!" Fiona said (she was talking to the crowd).
The crowed started to calm down.
"Dumb dumb! Cloud the dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!" Yuniaia said.
"Let's just get to the questions already!" Sephiroth said.
"Chocobos!" Yuniaia said. Sephiroth made a 0_0 face.
Junior BLD Questions- I dare everyone in the room to have a food fight with spaghetti!
I dare Cloud and Sephiroth to have a sword fight with either those giant colorful pool noodles or balloon swords.
Cloud, what ARE you interested in?
"Oh and one more thing, that review thing I did in Day 6, I decided not to do it anymore, sorry..." Yuniaia said.
"A spaghetti food fight cool!" Momo said getting a cart full of spaghetti.
Everybody (the players) made 0_0 faces and started having a spaghetti food fight while making 0_0 faces while Sephiroth made a T_T face the whole time.
1 hour of Momo eating the spaghetti instead of throwing the spaghetti later…
"Now let's clean ourselves up!" Yuniaia suggested. Everybody (the players) nodded.
5 hours of unnecessary fighting because Sephiroth used all the hot water later…
"IT REALLY TOOK 5 HOURS TO WASH UP!? REALLY!?" Yuniaia asked angry.
"It's because Mr. Dodo Bird used all the FREAKING HOT WATER!" Cloud replied.
"You..."
Sephiroth was rudely interrupted by an angry Yuniaia.
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT LONG HAIRED GOAT USING ALL THE HOT WATER! I WANNA KNOW WHY IT TOOK SO DARN LONG TO TAKE A SHOWER!?" Yuniaia asked.
"MAYBE IT WOULDN'T TAKE SO LONG IF THAT IDIOT DIDN'T USE ALL THE HOT WATER!" Mazora replied.
"Who you calling an idiot?" Sephiroth asked coldly.
"YOU! IT'S YOUR FAULT I DON'T SMELL LIKE THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL I AM!" Mazora replied.
"You..."
Sephiroth was rudely interrupted by Yuniaia again…
"SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU!" Yuniaia yelled.
….10 minutes of complete silence.
"….Let's just get this over with..." Jessica said. Everybody (not Jessica and the crowed) nodded.
"Do the next dare guys!" Fiona said.
5 seconds later…
Cloud and Sephiroth both had those pool noodles probably filled with knives and other dangerous things. But the only thing that was so weird was that Cloud and Sephiroth had both Chain Chomps attached to their pool noodles…
"WHAT THE HECK!?" Yuniaia asked.
The Chain Chomps kept barking and bouncing while they were on chains and attached to those pool noodles.
"That is what I call a lifetime enemyship..." Zack said. The players (not Sephiroth and Cloud) nodded and sighed.
"Guys, no CHAIN CHOMPS allowed nor knives and other sharp things that can kill someone." Yuniaia said.
Cloud and Sephiroth both sighed and went to get a different pool noodle.
"I swear if they had to fight in a pool, I'll be in there just staring at Sephiroth...Ahhhhhhh" Mazora whispered to herself.
"Weirdo…!" Yuniaia said while making a 0_0 face.
After an hour of the two guys fighting with pool noodles, the winner was… we all know… the legendary… tie?
"A tie?" Mazora asked dumbfound.
"Yes, apparently they spent almost the whole hour arguing about nonsense again. The when they had 1 minute left, they began to fight." Fiona replied.
"And look here, they are still arguing!" Zack said.
"Idiots..." Lindsay said.
"CLOUD! ANSWER THAT QUESTION, PLEASE!" Yuniaia yelled.
"Fine, I'm interested in..."
"Momo?" Momo interrupted Cloud.
"No, no where near." Cloud said.
Momo made a :( face.
"Anyway, I'm interested in… Killing Sephiroth all day long." Cloud said. "Extreme sports..." He said that in his mind.
"You..."
"SHUT UP!" Cloud interrupted Sephiroth rudely. "I had enough of being told that I'm a puppet!"
Sephiroth just plays along since he didn't say that Cloud was a puppet (all Sephiroth said was "You..." and Cloud just comes automatically saying that he was going to say that he was a puppet.) "You are a puppet, Cloud..." He said.
"You the one who can't let go!" Cloud said. Now Sephiroth was totally confused and Mazora started laughing.
"What? He need to go back to school..." Sephiroth mumbled.
"I told ya that Cloud was a dummy!" Yuniaia said.
"Alright! Alright! Today was coo-coo! I think Sephiroth and Cloud need to sit next to each other, hold hands, and say sorry to each other sweetly." Fiona said.
Everybody looked at Fiona like she was CRAZY!
"Uhhh…. She's coo-coo! Tell us how to think about this chapter. See ya guys in Day 8!" Yuniaia said.
"Wanna die Fiona?" Cloud and Sephiroth said at the same time.
Fiona made a 0_0 face.
Dun dun DUNNNNNN Cliffhanger!
