How to Annoy Total
Tell him that Akila just isn't that into him
Insult his wedding by saying it was just too cliché and lacked any originality
Lock him in a room along with Max
Threaten to cut off his wings whenever he starts talking about fashion
Cough and call him homo when he complains that fashion is important
When you're holding him and flying, drop him in the Atlantic Ocean
Give him cat food, the nasty kind
Put a leash on him and pretend he's a seeing aid dog
Subtly hint that the chocolate éclairs in France were actually feces
Knit an ugly, scratchy doggy sweater for him and make him put it on
Take pictures of him and put it on his Facebook page and Fang's blog
Ask him how he and Akila do it, cause she's twice his size
Disguise generic dog food as his caviar and blame Iggy
Make him take part in a Doggy Fashion Show
Tell him that Angel is an Eraser in disguise waiting to eat him
Say that you got a phone call from his ex-girlfriend and she wanted to let him know he's a father
Use him as a football
Whistle and call "Lassie, come here boy, oh wait never mind"
Hold him underwater for a little bit, rinse and repeat.
So who's next….? Hmmm better read the next chapter then :D
