How to Annoy Total

Tell him that Akila just isn't that into him

Insult his wedding by saying it was just too cliché and lacked any originality

Lock him in a room along with Max

Threaten to cut off his wings whenever he starts talking about fashion

Cough and call him homo when he complains that fashion is important

When you're holding him and flying, drop him in the Atlantic Ocean

Give him cat food, the nasty kind

Put a leash on him and pretend he's a seeing aid dog

Subtly hint that the chocolate éclairs in France were actually feces

Knit an ugly, scratchy doggy sweater for him and make him put it on

Take pictures of him and put it on his Facebook page and Fang's blog

Ask him how he and Akila do it, cause she's twice his size

Disguise generic dog food as his caviar and blame Iggy

Make him take part in a Doggy Fashion Show

Tell him that Angel is an Eraser in disguise waiting to eat him

Say that you got a phone call from his ex-girlfriend and she wanted to let him know he's a father

Use him as a football

Whistle and call "Lassie, come here boy, oh wait never mind"

Hold him underwater for a little bit, rinse and repeat.

So who's next….? Hmmm better read the next chapter then :D