Robin and the Blue Jay
A series of drabbles revolving around Ciel Phantomhive and Alois Trancy.

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Mother Goose

Poor little Ciel has lost his show
And blames Alois for all of it
That was until he found out, though
His existence was very legit

Cute little Ciel was happy then
And rubbed it in Alois's face
The perky blonde was furious and
He challenged Ciel to a race

Cute little Ciel quickly agreed
He didn't want to hurt his pride
He was sure no one could match his speed
No matter how hard they tried

Alois thought quite differently
As he thought he was the best
He ran, he knew, extremely swiftly
And no, he did not jest

The race began, the tension arose
The two were like bolts of lightning
They were equally matched and nose-to-nose
The rivalry between them was frightening

Soon enough, as the finish line neared
And their final hopes clung to sheer luck
Alois "accidentally" smacked Ciel's rear
And Ciel tumbled whilst cursing, "Fuck!"

The blonde passed and cheered with great delight
But he quickly stopped when he saw
A fuming Ciel, oh what a fright!
Alois quickly left to withdraw

"You little cheat," Ciel went on saying
As he slapped Alois's puffy cheeks
Alois insisted, "I was just playing!"
But his voice was a little too meek

Now poor Alois is left to the torture
Of Ciel constantly beating him up
He has finally learned for the distant future
Never to slap a guy's rump


Phantomhive, Phantomhive
Whence may I come?
"Never, I say, never
For you are just scum."

Phantomhive, Phantomhive
Why hate me so?
"Isn't that obvious?
Because you stole my show."

Phantomhive, Phantomhive
But I never did that
"Then explain why the opening
Is centered around you, brat."

Phantomhive, Phantomhive
At least you have the ending
"Even then, even now
To me, that means nothing."

Phantomhive, Phantomhive
Don't be so spoiled
"I am, I agree
So leave now, I'm roiled."

Phantomhive, Phantomhive
Can I tell you one last thing?
"Go on, go ahead
Just do not cling."

Phantomhive, Phantomhive
I love you with all my heart
"You better be joking.
Either way, I will part."

Phantomhive, Phantomhive
No, I was not
I am true to my word
Until the day I rot

Phantomhive, Phantomhive
Please reconsider
I truly mean what I say
I am in no means a kidder

Phantomhive, Phantomhive
Even if you never look at me again
Please do know that I truly love you
And this will forever remain


Pansy Trancy murdered them all
Pansy Trancy then went to fall
Al the boy's maids and all the boy's servants
Did not care much for that terrible tyrant


Pat-a-Ciel, Pat-a-Ciel
Make him mad!
Watch his cheeks glow
Poor, poor lad!

Hug him, kiss him, mark him with a hickey
And do it again, it's not all that tricky


Hey, hey, Trancy, where is your contract?

Here, Ciel, here, Ciel, my tongue, that's a fact!

People think it's gross, others think it's pretty

And I can't think of anything else for this ditty


Little Robin Phantomhive
Danced with Blue Jay
Slowly, surely, across the floor
Gliding, sliding, again they sway


Look upon shotacon Ciel
Makes all the fangirls squeal
He is so cute
Though a little brute
Look upon shotacon Ciel


Shut up, stupid Trancy, don't say a word,
Ciel is gonna stab you with a sword,
And if that sword just will not hurt,
Ciel is gonna bury you in dirt,
But if you happen to escape,
Ciel will pelt you with a thousand grapes,
But if you use them for a snack,
Ciel will make sure you get a good whack!


Blue eyes
Soft yellow hair
A whisper
A kiss there


I hate little Trancy
His face is so smug
And if I hurt him
He gives me a hug
So I'll kick his shin
And I'll push him away
But Trancy doesn't care
He just smiles and stays


These are Trancy's black short shorts
This is Trancy's seal
This is the way he plays with my mind
And teases with unmatched zeal


I am a cute little blonde boy
As crazy as can be
Even then, all the fangirls
Swoon all over me!


One, two, three, four, five—
Once I kissed a Phantomhive.
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten—
He didn't like it way back then.
I kissed him again a few days later.
He said it wasn't any better.
So I kissed him again, slow and sweet.
He said it was a very pleasant treat.


Trancy, Trancy, quite contrary
How is your copycat butler?
With sexy features and knife throwing wonders
He's just like mine, only subtler


Trancy, Trancy, what a pansy
Has a butler who's quite dancy
He gave him a thorny pink rose
And started dancing, I suppose


Phantomhive is going down
Going down, going down

Phantomhive is going down
Thanks to Trancy

Take a key and lock him up
Lock him up, lock him up

Take a key and lock him up
Well done, Trancy

Then how will I deal with him?
Deal with him, deal with him

Then how will I deal with him?
Wonders Trancy

Chains and whips are too cliché
Too cliché, too cliché

Chains and whips are too cliché
Says he, Trancy

Maybe he will use his hands
Use his hands, use his hands

Maybe he will use his hands
Mused he, Trancy

Or maybe I should tease him good
Tease him good, tease him good

Or maybe I should tease him good
Thought he, Trancy

Touch him here and lick him there
Lick him there, lick him there

Touch him here and lick him there
Happy Trancy


I've been spying on my Ciel
All the live long day
I've been spying on my Ciel
Just because I think I'm gay

I can hear him moaning loudly
I can see he's not alone
Oh dear, Sebastian's being naughty
Saying, "Ciel, won't you moan more?"

Ciel, won't you moan

Ciel, won't you moan,

Ciel, won't you moan a little more?

Ciel, won't you moan

Ciel, won't you moan

Ciel, won't you moan some more?

Sebastian's in the room, I know
Sebastian's in the room with Ciel

Pulling a thorn from his foot, I observe

Ahh, ahh, ugh… ugh… oh
Ahh, ahh, ugh… ugh… oh oh oh
Ahh, ahh, ugh… ugh… oh

Thought it was something else, huh, you perv?


Ciel Phantomhive and Alois
They make a cute couple!
Whenever they go out, the fangirls always shout
"There goes Ciel Phantomhive and Alois!"


Ciel, Ciel, Ciel is my beau
Ciel, Ciel, Ciel is my beau
Ciel, Ciel, Ciel is my beau
Ciel is my beau, my darlin'

But all he says is shoo, shoo, shoo
But all he saus is shoo, shoo, shoo
But all he says is shoo, shoo shoo
Still Ciel is my beau, my darlin'


Earl Ciel and Earl Alois
Were fighting for the crown
Earl Ciel beat Earl Alois
All about the town

Some wrote slash fanfiction
Others drew some art
And then the town went crazy
As the boys stole all their hearts


I don't want to go with Alois
No way, way, way

Because he thinks I'm quite queer
That I'm gay, gay, gay

He go and tickles my ears
And has the audacity to slap my rear

I don't want to go with Alois
No way, way, way


The Phantomhive Earl
He found a pearl
On a bright and happy day

The Trancy Earl
HE stole the pearl
And took it clean away

The Phantomhive Earl
Called for the pearl
And beat the blonde earl with wenge

The Trancy Earl
Brought back the pearl
And vowed on his silly revenge


Crazy Trancy went to town
Was kidnapped by some fairies
Stuck a finger in Hannah's eye
And danced like he was merry

Crazy Trancy, keep it up
Crazy psycho Trancy
Mind the music and the steps
And go and keep on dancing


Lotsa shota, oh so moe
Catch a Ciel, easy prey
If he screams, don't let him stray
Lotsa shota, oh so moe

Lotsa shota, oh so moe
Catch Alois, something crazy
If he wails, don't be lazy
Lotsa shota, oh so moe

A-1 told me to pick the very best one
And you are (not) it


Ciel and I
We went to hide
For some quiet alone time
We were found
And we both frowned
Like this was some kind of crime


Trancy had a little Ciel
Little Ciel, little Ciel
Trancy had a little Ciel
His skin as soft as clouds

But everywhere that Trancy went
Trancy went, Trancy went
But everywhere that Trancy went, the stalker's only Claude

Ciel followed Trancy one short day
One short day, one short day
Ciel followed Trancy one short day
Which filled him up with glee

Ciel only tried to push'm away
Push'm away, push'm away
Ciel only tried to push'm away
And he left, melancholy

Ciel wanted to apologize
Apologize, apologize
Ciel wanted to apologize
Despite his hurt pride

But Trancy was happy and smiled
Happy and smiled, happy and smiled
But Trancy was happy and smiled
He nearly, maybe cried

The two made up and quickly embraced
Quickly embraced, quickly embraced
The two made up and quickly embraced
And he pecked Ciel's head

Tht made Ciel get all red-faced
All red-faced, all red-faced
That made Ciel get all red-faced
So then he up and fled


What is Ciel Phantomhive made of?
Evil and tea
Some trace of jubilee
That's what Ciel Phantomhive is made of.


That eencey weencey Ciel
Climbed up onto my lap
Leaned my head in closer
To fill the smallish gap
A smug smirk appeared
As he leaned a bit closer
And that eencey weencey Ciel
Kissed me, the blonde poser


One bright, sunny morning,
When the sun shone bright
I changed upon the Earl Trancy
In all his childish delight
He began to embrace
And then he whispered
Will you stay here?
And will you stay here?
And will you stay here, again?


What did I dream?
Of that blonde boy
That one I clearly hated
But contradictory
I am, quite so
As we are surely fated

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Yeah… this one is pretty long. I kinda got carried away from my rhyming spree last night. Oops. I'm not the best at rhyming, though, so bear with me. I also kinda BS'd on some of them, 'cause it got boring. :P

What's your favorite nursery rhyme? Mine is Baa Baa Black Sheep. :D But, my fave Kuro-sery rhyme is… Pat-a-Ciel! xD

By the way, if you didn't know, these are the nursery rhymes parodied (in order):

1. Little Bo-Beep
2. Butterfly, Butterfly
3. Humpty Dumpty
4. Pat-a-Cake
5. Baa Baa Black Sheep
6. Little Robin Redbreast
7. Hickory Dickory Dock
8. Hush, Little Baby
9. Green Cheese
10. I Love Little Pussy
11. Grandma's Spectacles
12. I Am A Pretty Little Dutch Girl
13. Fish Story
14. Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary
15. Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater
16. London Bridge is Falling Down
17. I've Been Working on the Railroad
18. Jogn Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt
19. Skip to My Lou
20. The Lion and the Unicorn
21. I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
22. The Queen of Hearts
23. Yankee Doodle
24. Eenie Meanie Miney Moe
25. Jack and Jill
26. Mary Had a Little Lamb
27. What Are Little Boys Made Of?
28. Itsy Bitsy Spider
29. One Misty, Moist Morning
30. What Did I Dream?

Go go go and sing along with them~ 8D