Saturday night rolled around quickly and Lana, AJ, and Cassandra were waiting to be picked up because they were carpooling with Wendy.

"I can't believe I lost a brand new bottle." AJ whimpered.

"Aunt Vickie was pretty pissed." Lana replied. "...AJ, are you sure you want to go tonight?"

"Of course my super duper awesome cousin." AJ smiled.

"Well I was actually thinking that you don't."

"WHY!?"

"Because remember the conversation that you, Butters, and I had yesterday at school?"

"Yes."

"Remember how you said you didn't want to risk losing Cartman's affection so you went to detention early to avoid any conflicts with him?"

"Yes but what does that have to do with this?"

"Isn't it the same thing only the pizza place is the school's cafeteria?" Upon hearing this, Cassandra chimed right in.

"No not in the slightest." She said. "Besides, I'm sure my big sissy wouldn't want to cancel at last minute. That's rude."

"Cassandra's got a point." AJ said.

"But what if you lash out?" Lana asked.

"I'm sure she won't." Cassandra responded. "Stop worrying Lana." Before Lana could respond, their carpool had arrived and Cassandra and AJ were already getting inside. Lana sighed and went to the car and got inside.

Inside the car, was of course Wendy and Bebe as well.

"Hey." Wendy said. "Oh I didn't expect Cassandra to come."

"My big sissy had to take me with because my mom is going out tonight."

"Oh, okay then."

"So, what's been going on with you girlies?" AJ asked.

"Not much." Bebe said. "Except, Wendy got stood up by Stan."

"BEBE!" Wendy shouted.

"What?"

"...I'm sorry to hear that Wendy." Lana responded. I bet Stan stood her up for Kyle.

"Hmmm when was this?" AJ asked.

"Last night." Wendy sighed. "I wish I had known where he was. I was going to confront him about it when we got to the restaurant."

"Oh Stan was with Kyle." AJ responded.

"WHAT!?" Wendy shouted. Called it!, Lana thought.

"How did you find that out?" Bebe asked.

"Car Car, text message, super best friend sleepover." AJ replied. "Anyways, THAT REALLY UPSETS ME! Stan shouldn't have stood you up like that, Wendy." Then AJ whimpered. "It's just so sad."

"Oh he's been doing that a lot lately." Mr. Testaburger said.

"Dad, please don't." Wendy responded.

"I'm just saying."

"Pff, I'm starting to believe that Stan and Kyle are dating." Bebe said.

"I wouldn't be surprised if they were married." Mr. Testaburger added.

"Okay can we please stop talking about this?" Wendy asked. After that was said, the car went silent leaving everyone lost in thought. Wendy looked out the window of the moving car, I can't believe Stan did this again! Should I give him another chance? I don't even know anymore. I've got to talk to him. Cassandra looked around and smirked to herself, Tonight should be interesting.

As the car pulled up, the girls got out.

"Bye dad." Wendy said.

"I'll be picking you ladies up around 8." Mr. Testaburger replied. After a while, the car was gone and everyone walked in to see a shit ton of tables lined up against each other. Luckily, AJ wasn't the only one who had to babysit their sibling. Craig had brought his little sister Ruby along. A lot of students were already there, but no sign of Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and a few other students. Eventually, Stan and Kyle showed up together. Kyle sat down and Stan sat down in between him and his girlfriend.

"Hey Wendy." Stan said. Wendy gave no response and only glared at him.

"Wendy, is something wrong?" Stan asked.

"...Nothing Stan." Wendy replied.

As the last few students arrived, there was still no sign of Cartman. AJ sat at the table next to her sister and was starting to claw the table.

"What's wrong sis?" Cassandra asked. AJ stopped what she was doing and looked at her sister.

"Oh nothing." AJ smiled.

"Where is Cartman?" Lana asked.

"Probably running late." Kenny responded.

"Or the fucker could be ditching me." AJ said completely changing her tone to a snarl.

"Let's not assume that." Lana said trying to calm down AJ. The last thing that needed to happen was for AJ to flip shit tonight.

"Yeah, he'll turn up." Butters said.

About a few minutes passed, Cartman arrived and his eyes immediately fell on Cassandra. Cassandra looked back with a devious smirk. Cartman came over to where AJ, Kenny, Cassandra, Butters, and Lana were sitting and took the empty seat.

"Where have you been?" Kenny asked.

"That's really none of your damn business, Kinny." Cartman replied.

"I was so worried." AJ whimpered. "I thought you were ditching me."

"I just had some shit that needed to be taken care of." Cartman responded.

"Oh so that shit was more important then me?" AJ asked beginning to flare up. After AJ said that Lana put her hand on her cousin's shoulder to calm her. AJ took a deep breath and spoke as if she had just been scolded. "I'm sorry. I know you have important things to do."

"...Right." Cartman responded. "Look, I need to steal your sister for a few minutes."

"What for?"

"Yeah what for?" Cassandra asked innocently, but knowing damn well why he wanted to speak to her privately.

"You know what for." Cartman responded.

"Oh yeah." Cassandra stood up and the two walked out of the restaurant managing to avoid the eyes of any of the other kids who were there. Kenny raised an eyebrow and looked at Lana.

"I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'll be back."

"Okay." Lana said.

Of course Kenny was not going to the bathroom, come on now. He of course, slipped outside and saw Cassandra and Cartman turn a corner. Kenny approached the end of the corner and put his back to the wall and listened in.

"All right, sign it!" Cartman said.

"Hold on," Cassandra replied. "What kind of stupid bitch do you think I am? I'm not signing anything until I read this shit." Cassandra took the paper and read through everything carefully, making sure Cartman didn't try to hide something with in the contract. After reading it over and over Cartman rolled his eyes.

"Are you done?"

"Yes I am."

"About fucking time."

"Shut the fuck up you tub of lard."

"EH! Watch it you little blonde bimbo!" After calling each other a few more names, each of them signed the contract. Cartman rolled up the paper and put it away. The two began to walk back and luckily for Kenny, he was a fast runner because as soon as the two turned the corner, he was out of sight.

"What took you so long Kenny?" Butters asked. "Everyone already ordered the pizzas."

"Sorry." Kenny said. "I had to wait for some kid to leave one of the stalls before I could crap." Cassandra and Cartman walked back and sat down with AJ in between them.

"They already ordered the pizza." AJ said. "Basically, everyone is going to pay all together. So I'll pay for the both of us like I promised."

"Kewl." Cartman responded.

"So what were you two doing?" Butters spoke up looking at Cassandra and Cartman.

"Oh, nothing important." Cassandra said. "He just had something really funny to tell me...You guys wouldn't get it." Bullshit! Kenny thought.

"Oh, all righty then."

Once the pizza arrived, everything seemed all right, everyone was chatting and having a good time. Lana and Kenny took a selfie together and AJ hadn't lost her cool...for now.

"My god Cartman, you're on like your tenth piece!" Kyle shouted down from his side of the table.

"Mind your business, Jew fag!" Cartman responded.

"Oh shut up, fatass!"

"Hey guys..." AJ said but was completely ignored.

"Look Kahl, I really don't want to fight you because I'm trying to have a good time, but if you call me fat one more time I will get up from this table and kick your ass."

"I'd love to see you try!"

"OH MY GOD SHUT UP!" AJ shouted. Cartman looked over at AJ, as did everyone else. "I mean seriously, can you two go for one day without fighting each other?"

"We could," Cartman responded. "But Kahl-"

"-Shut up I'm talking." AJ interrupted. Cartman wanted to holler back so bad because no one ever tells him to stop talking, but he held back. He knew AJ was not her self and he didn't want to lose the bet. Cartman shut up which surprised everyone. AJ took a deep breath and calmed herself. "You two need to apologize, otay. We are in a public place. No need for fighting." Kyle looked around and sighed.

"Sorry."

"Now you, Car Car." AJ said looking Cartman in the eye.

"...Sorry..." He muttered. Everyone was so amazed that AJ was able to get away with what she just did. People began to whisper to themselves and even Kyle and Stan looked at each other confused. Cassandra sat there with a big grin on her face enjoying the show. Lana buried her head in her arms, this was a disaster.

Time went on and the night had ended, Cartman kept his cool. He even gave AJ a kiss on the cheek goodbye which really confused everyone. As Wendy was waiting for her dad, Stan pulled her aside.

"Okay Wendy, what is going on?" Stan asked.

"What do you mean Stan?" Wendy replied.

"You have been glaring at me all night."

"Oh...that...Stan, did you know what yesterday was?"

"Friday."

"Yeah...and?"

"And what?"

"You stood me up Stan!"

"Wendy, I?"

"I was at the movies by myself...I felt like a complete idiot!"

"I'm sorry Wendy, I forgot."

"Who were you with?"

"Kyle, but what does that have to do with anything?"

"Who were you with two weeks ago when we were supposed to go out to dinner?"

"Kyle."

"Who were you with a month ago when you promised you would take me on a picnic?"

"Kyle."

"That time when you were supposed to take me to Super Phun Thyme?"

"Kyle."

"That one time we were supposed to go ice skating together?"

"Kyle."

"Ugh huh."

"But Wendy, I swear! All those times were just me forgetting. I'm so sorry." Wendy looked at Stan dead in the eyes as Mr. Testaburger began to honk his car horn for the girls to get in the car.

"Stan..." She said. "I think we're done."

"What?" Stan asked.

"It's over. I can't be with someone who constantly forgets dates and would rather spend more time with his best friend than me. I'm sorry Stan, but I'm moving on." With that being said, Wendy hopped into her dad's car followed by Bebe, AJ, Cassandra, and Lana. The car drove off and Stan just stood there.

"Hey dude." Kyle said. "My dad's here. Lets go."

"No..." Stan said. "I think I'll just walk home."

As Cartman went to his room that night, he was greeted by Kenny.

"JESUS CHRIST, KINNY!" Cartman said. "How the hell did you get in my room?"

"We need to talk." Kenny said.

"About what?"

"What are you and Cassandra up to?"

"What are you talking about?"

"I'm not stupid, what are you up to?"

"That's really not any of your business."

"Why were you guys talking about signing a contract?"

"You motherfucker, you listened in?"

"Hell yeah."

"If you really want to know, Cassandra and I are in the middle of a bet."

"A bet!? What the hell for? Shouldn't you be focused on getting Cassandra to stop what she's doing?"

"If you would let me finish, I could explain why the fuck I'm agreeing to a bet with her."

"Okay shoot." Cartman then proceeded to explain to Kenny about the bet and how the bet was going to rid him of Cassandra's constant sabotaging of his and AJ's relationship and sure, the sacrifice was for AJ to continue acting like an emotional wreck, but it would be worth it in the end if Cassandra would lose.

"So, what happens if you lose this bet?" Kenny asked.

"I have to tell AJ I'm gay." Cartman sighed.

"Whoa! Dude, you do realize that if you tell AJ that, she is going to dump your ass? Which I might add is exactly what Cassandra wants."

"Yes I'm well aware of the consequences."

"So that's why you didn't react to AJ tonight."

"Yes."

"Dude, I don't know about this. Cassandra wouldn't make this kind of bet with you if she knew she wasn't going to win."

"And I wouldn't make this bet with her if I knew I wasn't going to win."

"Cartman...all I can say is...good luck." Kenny was about to leave when Cartman stopped him.

"You will not tell anyone about this bet."

"Fine. I promise I won't tell anyone." Kenny responded. Ha! What a dumbass! Kenny thought. The hooded blonde had his fingers crossed.