HUZZAH. Chapter number 7. :D cute chapter. and i hope you guys are paying close attention to all that's happening when they're young. it's ALL relevant info. GUYS!!!- only 2 more chapters and then they're all SEVENTEEN! next chapter is INTENSE.

you guys might be shocked at this one too... it's mostly all laughs, but unexpected. i think this is the funniest chapter i've written. ENJOY.

Tyler didn't use again. Not in front of Kee. He didn't really use at all. He was always preoccupied with something, either the Sons, swimming, school, or Kee. I mean he did just finish his last year in middle school and it felt absolutely great to be on top. They were the leaders, the big kids. The ones no one was allowed to pick on. He had just finished his 8th grade year at 14 and he was ready to hit the hay--for life.

Of course him and his friends had been popular in their grade but he didn't pay any mind to anyone. Everyone knew him as Tyler Simms the sensitive, caring, and shy Son of Ipswich. Yeah right. Wait till Kee hears that one.

Ty made his way home on the very last day totally bummed out. No more homework, no more Reid...yet.

He sighed, letting his head hit the pillow on his bed. He closed his eyes keeping a blank mind and then...then the damn phone went off. Ty groaned. He rolled over grabbing the device.

"What?" He moaned.

"Don't you sound happy to hear from me?" She joked.

"When am I ever happy to see you." The boy replied.

"Always. You know it. I bet I'm the ONLY girl who even calls you Ty." You could hear her smirking on the other end.

"Whatever, what do you want?" He asked, avoiding the rude remark.

"Nothing. Got bored."

Ty rolled his eyes. She had great timing.

"So wanna hang out?"

"I'm trying to catch up on a whole year of lost sleep Kee. Maybe later..."

"Has school really been that cruel to you?"

"You have no idea." He stated, facing the ceiling. You could hear snickering on the other end.

"Just wait till you're in 8th grade."

"It can't be that bad. Just think of high school Ty." She smirked making the boy groan again.

"If you don't shut up I'm hanging up." He boldly said, making him sound a little drowsy.

"Okay then. You go rest those pretty eyes and call me when you're up." She hung up, leaving Ty no room or time to answer.

He shrugged getting some shut-eye.

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He slept for...17 hours straight. Not usual for the boy.

His parents had come in to check on him, making sure he hadn't died...yet. He hadn't. Kee would be disappointed.

After his little hibernation he watched some TV, played videogames, and then slept some more. He really wasn't kidding about the whole catching up on sleep thing.

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It was a week or so later and Ty was tired of sitting around. He'd spent a few days with the boys, but it got annoying. They kept asking him about what he did every summer when they were gone. And he kinda had to lie...

So he figured it was time to pay a visit to Kee. He forgot to call. So when he showed up, she couldn't be more shocked. He stepped into the house and Kee looked a little uncomfortable.

"Um..." She started off. "Ty, I'm not so sure you want to be here right now." She pushed him out a little. He gave her a weird look.

"Why? Do you have some aliens visiting from your home planet?" He joked, earning a pinch from Kiki.

"No much worse." She scowled. "I'm babysitting." Ty laughed at her expression. Babies weren't that bad.

"By yourself?" She nodded.

"Mom and Al ditched me." She frowned. "So I don't think you wanna stay."

"I think I can get a kick out of you trying to babysit." He objected.

"Fine. Come in. But you," She nudged a finger into his chest, "Have to help me." He looked uneasy for a minute and then sullenly nodded. What else am I going to do today? Not like it was a thrill of a lifetime but at least it was something to do.

She led him into the living room where a pink looking baby was sleeping on the couch. It was too pink.

"Did you choke it to death or something?" Ty asked, analyzing the very red and blotchy baby face.

"Funny." She grimaced. Kids weren't her favorite things in the world. Those girls that went crazy over cute little babies scared her at times.

"So you've just been sitting here watching it all day long?" He asked. It didn't sound too bad to him.

"Yup."

"Sounds easy enough." Kee smirked silently. Just wait till it wakes up.

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The stirring of the baby had the kids up and ready in the next few seconds. As soon as it saw Ty's face it screeched loudly.

"It's scared of your ugly face." Kee laughed, making her way to the couch. Tyler's face scrunched up.

Kee tried rocking the baby, but it would not SHUT UP. This was where babysitting got complicated.

Kee walked into the kitchen, handing the baby to Ty. It screamed louder as soon as it was handed to him. He set it on the counter and walked over to Kiki. Bad idea.

The baby was fidgeting and yelling, clawing at the air. It's movements led it to go hurling to the floor. Kee yelled loudly at Ty and at the very last second he levitated the kid by using. Kiki slapped him on the back and rushed to the baby.

"Sarah!" So that was the baby's name. Kee picked it up although it looked like it wanted to be anywhere but here. The baby cried, louder. And Kee threw Ty a hostile look. He kept his distance.

"Gimme the bottle!" Kee yelled over the baby. Ty scurried over to the counter trying to put the formula together. He threw the bottle over at Kee and she fetched it before it hit the baby's head. She gave him such a look...If looks could kill. He shuddered.

Kiki tried feeding the little child but it drank some of it and then started rejecting it. Almost half of the bottle was gone and the baby STILL wasn't satisfied. Stupid kid. Why can't it just be happy.

Kee handed the baby over to Ty as she looked for more ways to calm him down. Diapers, food, sleep, diapers...

Diapers it was. She ran off to the living room where the baby bag was. She rummaged through as Ty waited, holding the baby as far as possible. Apparently he made a mistake. And so did Kee.

When you feed a baby, it's common knowledge that you burp it. COMMON KNOWLEDGE. You have to be stupid to forget or not know. And Kee had known, just not at that moment.

So Ty had no idea how or when it happened. One second the baby was shrieking and the next it was blowing chunks at Ty. Ty gave it the most disgusting look and almost barfed himself after looking down at his apparel. He was...gooey, and gross. And about to hurl. He set the kid down on the floor and ran, anywhere but there. He made a run for Kee and started ranting the second he saw her.

"YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!?" He asked, turning a little green. Kee looked up and made a sick face then laughed a little.

"No, it would have been more funny if I'd been there."

Ty had enough. He charged towards her and missed greatly because the girl moved the last second.

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT." He yelled, turning a little red. Man his face was everchanging today.

It was her fault partially. Tyler charged to where she was going as she ascended to the stairs.

"GET DOWN HERE!" He yelled. Now, Kee was scared. She'd never seen him this pissed off. Must have a thing for people barfing on him. Despite the fact that Kee knew she might die right now she smirked.

She slammed the door to her room shut forgetting all about locking it. Ty barged in as Kiki was about to make a run for it through the window. She stopped seeing him calm down a bit.

"Sorry." She choked out, not sure what to say to calm him down.

He sighed, breathing in and out.

Kee ran to her cabinets and pulled out a fresh shirt throwing it at him. It had the Spice Girls on it. Ty roared.

"All my other clothes are in the wash." She gave him a sympathetic look. He scowled, like it was set deep in his face and threw off his shirt, throwing on a new one. He was gonna get her. He was gonna get her BAD. One day.

"THE BABY!" Kee jumped up, slamming the door shut.

"The baby." Tyler groaned to himself. He had a strong urge to just sit in her room, but wanted to see what Kee did next. Plus sitting in the room meant smelling the vomit on his old shirt. Maybe I should give that shirt to Reid for his next birthday. He used to love it. What he doesn't know can't hurt him...Tyler grinned despite the situation.

He ran down the stairs just in time to see Kee trying to wrestle the baby down. She had a fresh diaper in her hand and was currently trying to rip off the dirty one from the baby's butt. This is amusing. Kee finally got the diaper off and was trying to clean it's butt with some wipes when it happened. The greenish looking waste came out. The baby was peeing on Kee's hand. She yelled shoving the baby back a little. She ran to the kitchen and tried various soaps to disinfect her arm. She was flailing and on the verge of hysteria, muttering incoherent phrases. Ty laughed so hard that he slipped to the floor, clutching his stomach. Kee threw him the meanest look ever. She made to run after him, but was cut off with the bell ringing. Both kids stopped in their tracks...

Kee pointed at the door and Ty slowly looked through the peak hole.

"It's some blonde lady." He pointed out.

Kee's eyes widened. "That's the mom." She whispered, hurrying over to the baby.

"Distract her!" Ty was a bad distracter. But he nodded and turned the doorkob as Kee tried fixing the baby and it's diaper. He opened it as slow as possible and it revealed an impatient woman on the other side.

"Hello." Tyler said politely.

"Would you like to buy some cookies?" He asked again. He almost slapped himself right then. If I was selling cookies then I'd be on the OTHER side of the door. He tried smiling innocently for his mistake. The lady looked so lost. She's probably questioning my sanity.

Ty kept smiling like an idiot. The lady finally spoke.

"Hi. I'm here to pick up my baby." She stepped in a little. Ty tried to keep her out, as nicely as possible. She looked taken aback.

"Here you go." Kee popped up out of nowhere, holding the bag and the clean baby out. That was fast.

The lady looked thrilled. "Was she any trouble?" She asked the two kids. They both yelled 'YES' internally.

"No, she was an angel." Kee let out through gritted teeth. Tyler was about to object but Kee stomped on his foot.

"Thank you so much." The lady whispered to them, looking at her now sleeping kid.

"You're welcome." Kee answered and then she said 'bye' slamming the door shut.

That day, as Kee sat in her room she decided she wanted to get her tubes closed.

Tyler walked home that same day in that stupid Spice Girls shirt thinking something along those lines. I'm not EVER going to have sex if that's the result.

A/N wasn't it funny? VERY important chapter later, when they're older. next chapter is crazy intense and I think you might be a little mad at me...bit it's gonna be GOOD.

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