Parenting the Progeny

Kickers-ej

Disclaimer: Naruto and all other characters are not mine

Their sons returned to their doll state with nothing but promises. 3 years later an unknown disease claims the advance generation one by one. Dead in one world only to be resurrected in another? Sequel fic to Babysitting BJDs.


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Narusuke gulped as he enters the family reading room where Sasuke's parents were lounging after a hard days at work. Mikoto and Fugaku looked up from their book and newspaper respectively, and gave a questioning glance towards Sasuke regarding the young lad.

"Mom, dad. This is my break assignment, Narusuke," Sasuke informed his parents. The Uchiha couple blinked a few times before a sudden onset of flurry movements caused bafflement to the youngest Uchiha.

"Oh my gosh! He looks adorable. An exact replica of Naruto!" Mikoto gushed out while pressing her cheek on the little boy's.

"Except more intelligent," Fugaku scoffed. Turning his attention back towards his youngest, Fugaku coaxed Sasuke onto sitting next to him while his wife distracted herself with the supposed grandson.

"What exactly do you need to do here?"

"I guess be his parents, feed him, school him, guide him…," Sasuke droned out.

"And have you figured out how to achieve this financially and time-wise?"

"Aniki's gonna help me. And I think I'll take up a job to support him. I mean, that's what you guys did when you had me and aniki," Sasuke concluded. Satisfied, his father nodded and patted his head. Fugaku then got up and patted Narusuke's head on his way out.

Contented, Narusuke concluded that no, his granddad was not a douche in this universe. Mikoto took her grandson to a room beside Sasuke's to settle into while he was here.

"Otoutou," a voice called out behind Sasuke as he watched his son disappear with his mom.

"Aniki," Sasuke greeted his older brother and received a tap to his forehead when he turned. Scowling, Sasuke rubbed his forehead.

"Where is Narusuke?" Itachi may not show it, but he was pretty anxious to meet his nephew again.

"With mom. Might be a while,"

"We'd best get to business then," Itachi concluded.


"What about modeling?" Itachi asked.

"No, I want something close to home and not so hectic," Sasuke retorted. With his looks he would probably have to do 4-5 high end photo shoots and have enough money to take care of Narusuke, but the company will probably want to sign him on contracts. And the combination of nude photos + fangirls + perverted gay photographers are a bit scary.

"Maybe you should start an internet venture," Itachi supplied. Sasuke put that on his list of possible jobs. So far on the list was waiter, pizza boy, bookstore assistant and internet venture.

"You should sell erotic videos of yourself. That would make you a millionaire," Itachi leisurely suggested. Sasuke twitched his left eye.

"MOM~! DAD~! Itachi wants me to sell dirty dirty videos of myself so that he could buy in secrecy!"

"Buy it? I'm directing it,"

"Don't tease your brother Itachi-dear," his mother's scornful voice was heard from upstairs.

"I'll buy your video Sasuke~" his dad's voice followed not short after.

"MOM~~!!"


In the end Sasuke settled for a host, in a club that caters to the rich. He works 2 hours a night when Narusuke was asleep. That way, he could spend his time with his son and get money at the same time. Joining his decision was Gaara and Neji, and they made a formidable trio. Just the tip from a single client allowed Sasuke to feed Narusuke for a week so he was pretty happy about it. Itachi decided to work there too to keep an eye on his baby brother.

Naruto was not so keen on letting Sasuke become a host, but as long as nobody touched him it was okay. Besides, being a host is better than working at the bar, and the clients knew the Uchiha's so nobody dared to do anything to offend them.

Naruto worked at the ramen shop, and often took Sasuna with him since there is a playground near the shop. The pay wasn't that good, but he enjoyed it. And Sasuna doesn't make high demands; just playing with Narusuke and occasionally dining out would make him happy already.

Lee opened a temporary day care centre based at his house. The gang dropped off their kids for private tutoring 2 hours a day, and gave Lee the fees. Since lee was so popular other students with small brother and sisters dropped off their kids too, enough for Lee to support his Wakari.

Chouji made an online shop selling his baking. Shikamaru handled the business and growing it into an empire in just a week. Shikashika and Akichou helped their dads with the work and had a taste in experiencing their first paid work.

Kiba helped out at his sisters vet clinic together with Shino. The vet clinic was in very good business since Shino decided to make a breeding program. The pet sold for a sum of money and Kiba's sister Hana was happy to split the earnings between them. Shin and Nuzuki helped taking care of the animals, and while Nuzuki enjoyed bugs more, seeing Shin laughing and petting a dog made him happy.

"Sasuke, my friend was praising your service the other day and wanted to hire you for his party! He said you could invite Neji and Gaara as well. He'll pay $1000 for an hour," Mikoto informed her youngest. Narusuke was in her lap, eating ice cream. Fugaku was sporting a very enthusiastic Sasuna, seeming that the child was an exact replica of Sasuke but with bigger, cuter eyes.

"Uncle Fuu~ want more, please," Ahh, Fugaku can die a happy man. Sasuna spends his time with Narusuke as much as he can, and they alternate between Sasuke's and Naruto's place.

Fugaku spooned some ice cream into the awaiting boy's mouth, while wiping excess ice cream from Narusuke's cheeks. While Sasuna was similar to Sasuke in looks, Narusuke's attitude was all Uchiha, and Fugaku couldn't help but be proud when Narusuke came back with bruises from fighting other kids defending his Uchiha name. The other kids had been saying mean stuff about his grandparents being creepy and that his dad was a servant, so Narusuke (and his gang of course) decided that a fight was much overdue.

Mikoto cried tears of joy while bandaging her grandson's first battle wound.

Sasuke scolded Narusuke but hugged him afterwards. Naruto treated the wounds with lots of kisses.

Fugaku gave Narusuke $2000. He also took note of the kids described and made sure that they pay, dearly for hurting his only grandson.

And Itachi? Well, let's just say the kids won't be able to digest properly for the next couple of weeks.

Since they're on their school break, the gang decided to have a big vacation during the last week of holidays. The guys agreed to go to a beach/camping trip where the kids could have some time off from their normal environment.

The Uchiha's threw a fit.

"I don't think that you should go to some remote place for camping. We could just camp here, behind the estate," Fugaku reasoned out.

"Then, Narusuke wouldn't really be away from his normal environment," Sasuke argued. Mikoto was sobbing in the background.

"For god sakes, mom, I'm not getting married or anything," Sasuke sighed.

"Sasuke is getting married??!!" Mikoto wailed louder. Fugaku cursed under his breath. Itachi, who had just returned from his workplace, immediately rushed in after hearing the words 'Sasuke' and 'married'.

"Sasuke can't get married!"

"I'm not!"

"I still think it's too young for you to get married," Fugaku snorted.

"This is about me taking Narusuke to the reserve, which is 40 minutes away for a camping trip," Sasuke straightened it out.

"But you said married," Itachi commented.

"It was mom you idiot!" Sasuke growled at his brother.

"And besides, your fiancé is coming to meet you during that time. And we know how much you love him," Mikoto smiled.

Sasuke, Itachi and Narusuke face-faulted.


"Say what?!!" the gang chorused. Naruto accidentally crushed his cola.

"Apparently, I'm in love with my fiancé," Sasuke snorted. He was too shocked that morning when his mom told him of that news. Immediately he swept Narusuke into his arms and excused himself to his room. He then proceeded to contact his posse while Itachi stayed behind to find out about his supposed fiancé.

Naruto looked murderous, as he digested the information.

"I thought you guys kiss and stuff in front of the parents," Kiba muttered.

"Yeah, my mom said Naruto used to kiss me cause of his dad's sexual harassment, and that I shouldn't do it in front of my fiancé," Sasuke mumbled. Narusuke shifted in his lap and was let off when the kids called out to him. Narusuke wanted to be there for his dad, but Sasuke shook his head, signaling that he was okay.

"Go on, we adults have to talk," Sasuke urged his son to play with his peers. Sasuna was already tugging Narusuke's shirt. The reluctant teen went away after checking his dad a few times. They have some planning to do.

Itachi chose that moment to appear.

"So, you know who it is?" Lee urged the man. Itachi gave a shrug and sat down next to his baby brother.

"Well, yeah…it didn't go well,"

"Mother, father, I will not stand for any of this," Itachi stood as Sasuke went away. Mikoto and Fugaku looked at each other and then sighed.

"Itachi, we've been over this a million times," Mikoto began.

"And I won't have your selfish needs destroy Sasuke's happiness," Fugaku butt in.

"With all due respect, I believe Sasuke has already found his happiness next door," Itachi rebutted.

"Minato??!!!"

No you retard. "It's that vile Naruto. I believe they may be more than friends,"

"Nonsense, Sasuke told us recently that they were nothing more than friends," Mikoto said back.

"Then why do they kiss as they please?"

"Naruto helps detraumatize Sasuke from Minato's kisses," Fugaku huffed. Itachi wondered what other way he could tackle this so that they won't be too suspicious of the current situation. He had to help his brother or else that future hokage brat will go berserk and destroy everyone.

He could just tsukiyomi his parents (again) but he can't access his sharingan here.

Drats.

There's no other way, Naruto will just have to court Sasuke (again) in front of his parents so that they could put this farce of an engagement to rest.

"I see. Well, once Sasuke has overcome his 'joy', we shall ask him what he wants,"

The gang nodded in agreement to Itachi's conclusion, while secretly hoping whoever Sasuke is engaged too isn't too troublesome. It would be awesome if it was someone they know, so the guy could be easily persuaded to act along.

If the person is from this universe, Naruto will just have to persuade him with his fists.

"Excuse me," Naruto took off towards his house, leaving Sasuke with the guys. Sasuke gave a sad look before he was engaged with the heated discussion of how to act in front of his parents.


Naruto went to see his parents. If he was going to woo Sasuke all over, he had to start somewhere.

Minato and Kushina were reading on the lawn.

"Naruto," Kushina greeted her son.

"Son," Minato patted the spot next to him. Naruto plomped down and took a deep breath.

"Mom, dad, "Naruto paused for effect "I'm in love with Sasuke and I want to marry him,"

Both his parents sputtered after hearing this.

"That's insane!!"

"I told you not to become so close to him!"

"The boy is already engaged!"

"Fugaku will have our heads!"

"Does the boy love you??!"

"MOM! DAD! Slow down, jeez," Naruto flailed his arms to calm them down. "I don't know about Sasuke, but I'm pretty sure he loves me too," damn sure "I figured you guys would let me fight for the things I want, and I swear, I've never wanted anything more than him,"

"Son, his parents…," Minato was about to stop the madness when Naruto showed his Uzumaki teary eyes™.

"Please, guys. I love him so much…and I can't pretend to ignore it anymore. I just wish you would give me your blessings to court him," Minato sighed and gathered Naruto into his arms. He knew that this would happen, I mean, Sasuke was a bomb! That body is hawt!

"Naruto, of course we would back you up honey!" Kushina joined the body pile. The trio sobbed dramatically through Naruto's emotional breakdown. Naruto smirked discreetly, so his parents know his intentions. It would be bad if his parents were against him.

One down.


Sasuke walked from his bed to the balcony door, where he knew that Naruto was throwing small pebbles. Naruto smiled brightly when his beloved opened the door and peeked down to him.

"Sasuke!"

"Dobe, what are you doing here?"

"I came to see you,"

"I'll be down in a bit," Sasuke crept back inside only to emerge through the kitchen doors minutes later. Naruto grasped his beloved hands.

"Sorry about leaving you. I had to take care of business," Naruto sat down on the lawn with his beloved. Sasuke raised one eyebrow.

"I went to convince my parents,"

"Did they…?"

"They accepted it. You of all people should know no one can resist these," Naruto made his eyes watery and bulged his eyes a bit. Sasuke smirked and chuckled.

"True, I never managed to resist that,"

"Then you won't say no if I wanted some x-rated activities?" Naruto waggled his eyebrows for effect. Already his hand had crept up to rest at Sasuke's shoulder. Sasuke scoffed but nonetheless accepted the advances. Naruto was about to push his boyfriend down when...

"Feck NO! I am not one of you guy's fiancé!" both young men snapped their heads to see the newcomer.

"Suigetsu??!!"