Cookie Jar
A/N Hey people, it's me! And I'm back with another chapter! I'm glad you all have enjoyed the story so far, means a lot! :)
Before I forget, I just want to let you guys know that this is the last chapter where you can give me prompt ideas. After I post the next chapter, prompt acceptance is closed! I got far too many at the moment and I can't deal with too many more. So if you want to inspire a chapter, better do it before the next chapter is posted!
But for now, this chapter was inspired by DC World, who prompt was 'Going along the baking/sugar theme, I have another prompt for you. Blaine attempts to steal the last cookie in the cookie jar and gets his hand stuck. He then complains about how the opening is way to tight and Kurt repremends him for so foolishly jamming it ( his hand ) in there with thinking of repercussions. And just to spice things up Britana can over hear them.'
Just hilarious! Love it! And I hope y'all love it as well!
Please read, enjoy and review! :)
xoxo bookfreak1317
"Owww, owww, owww, owww, OWWWWW!"
"Blaine, you are a bloody idiot!"
"It's not my fault!"
"Oh yes it is!"
Brittany and Santana stopped outside the Hummel-Hudson kitchen.
"San, why are Blainey and Kurtie fighting?" Brittany asked Santana, confused.
"I don't know, sweetie. Why don't we listen and find out?" Santana said, curious as to the perfect couple were fighting.
"But isn't that eavesdropping and isn't it also bad?" Brittany asked, not wanting to do something bad.
"Yeah, but it's okay this time. We need to see if everything is okay with our boys." Santana said, petting Brittany's arm.
Brittany nodded in understanding. She didn't want something bad to be happening to her favorite dolphins.
"Let's listen then." Santana said, putting a finger to her lips.
The two quickly listened back in on the conversation.
"... The opening is way too tight!" Blaine whined.
"It's your fault for foolishly jamming your hand in such a tight space!" Kurt snapped.
"Well sorry for being so in the mood, I wasn't thinking!"
The sound of Blaine being smacked was heard through the door and Blaine's yell of pain could be heard.
"San, are they doing what I think they are?" Brittany whispered.
"I think they are Britt." Santana whispered back in shock. "Wanky."
"Okay, on the count of three, we're going to pull your hand out. Okay?" Kurt asked.
"Okay." Blaine agreed.
"One. Two. Three." Kurt said.
The sound of moaning and groaning could be heard from the kitchen.
"San, I think they're getting really kinky." Brittany whispered, shocked, but turned on.
"Yeah." Santana said, before another groan and the sound of someone crashing into something was heard.
"Kurt! Be careful! I don't want anyone to know what's going on!" Blaine whined.
"It's not my fault you can't control youself!" Kurt snapped. "Hey! Your hand is losening! I think if we tug a few more times, we can get it out!"
"Seriously?" The girls could hear the shock in Blaine's voice.
"Yeah, seriously! It's really lose now! Thank god for butter! Now on three again. One. Two. Three!"
The girls heard another groan and some squeaking, before a loud squelch signaled that Blaine got his hand out.
"Oh my dead wizard god! My hand is free!" Blaine squealed loudly before they heard him tackle Kurt in a hug. But the force of his hug was so great, he shoved Kurt right into the kitchen door and it flew open, allowing the boys to tumble out and stop at the girls feet.
"Hey gals, what's up?" Kurt asked, sitting up, while rubbing the spot on his head that he hit.
"Well, we were just listening to you and Blaine have..." Brittany started to say, before Santana slapped a hand over her mouth.
"Actually, we just came to see if you wanted to go shopping, but we can see that you guys are pretty busy right now so we're just going to go now." Santana said, not wanting to interrupt the gays sex time. She knew that they would appreciate it, since she understood and hated how annoying it was when someone interrupted her sex time.
"Let's go Britt." Santana said, pulling Brittany away. "Have a fun time boys!" Santana called over her shoulder, with a suggestive wink, causing the boys to look really confused.
"But San," Brittany said, as she pulled her away. "I wanted to ask about their sexy time."
"Brit, if we go now, we can go back to my place and have some fun time our selves." San said, giving her a quick kiss, causing Brittany to smile and nod her head excitedly.
Meanwhile inside the house, the two teenages were still sitting on the floor in shock.
"What just happened?" Kurt asked confused.
"Idk," Blaine said with a shrug. "Cookie?" He asked, while offering Kurt a cookie jar, which was covered in butter.
Kurt looked at it for a second before he shrugged and took one. "Sure. But if I get some sort of disease from the butter and your hand from being stuck inside the jar for so long, I'm going to kill you."
"Fair enough." Blaine said with a shrug, before stuffing more cookies in his mouth.
"You're such a pig." Kurt said with a look of disgust at all the cookies Blaine was eating.
"You love me anyway!" Blaine said, cookies spraying everywhere.
Kurt sighed and shook his head, as he wiped cookies of his cheek. "And I still don't understand why."
