So, I'm in a pretty good mood. Let's see how this goes. Also, the language that Gippal starts speaking in is Italian and it's gonna suck because I got it off of free translation hah and they suck… anyway, hope you like it!
Rikku's eyes flickered open to see two eyes staring back at her. One was green, one was blue. She scrunched up her eyebrows and stared at the eyes with a confused expression for a few seconds, then bundled up in the covers again. Suddenly, something slammed onto her side and she let out a whoosh of air.
"Wake up Rikku! It's time to go to breakfast, 'cause it's free here!" Yuna said, shaking Rikku's shoulder and then moving onto Lenne's bed. She altogether avoided Paine's bed. Rikku sighed and rolled out of her bed, going into the bathroom and closing the door. She was tempted to curl up in the bathtub and go back to sleep, but the shower curtain wasn't much of a blanket. She took a shower and then came out to the room again. She pulled her wet hair up into a ponytail and put her chocobo pajamas on again.
"I'm going down. See you guys there." She said, taking a room card and trudging out to the first floor.
She got there and looked around the buffet tables. She saw a mass of blonde hair spread across one of the tables. She grinned and walked over to it.
"Tired?" she asked. Tidus nodded slowly, the table making squeaky noises from his forehead being against it.
"I don't know how, but Gippal got one of those blasty-horny things… and decided to be our alarm clock for the day. You guys are lucky these walls are as thick as Gip's head." He said. Rikku almost laughed, and then thought about how awful it would've been if he had woken them up with a horn. Suddenly, there was a flash of black next to Rikku and then warm hands wrapped around each of her forearms. Rikku turned her head to see Gippal ducking behind her.
"Hide me!" he squeaked. Rikku would've laughed at his high pitched voice had not a blood chilling yell come from the front of the room.
"You're gonna die Gippal! Kiss Rikku goodbye!" Paine screamed while she had a red horn in her hand. (You know those really loud ones that have a can attached to them. Apparently Gippal made the mistake of waking up Dr.P with one of em.)
"Alrighty…!" Gippal said. He kissed Rikku swiftly on her cheek. "Bye bye Cid's girl!" he said, running off quickly down the hallway.
"Come here!" Paine yelled, chasing after him. Rikku giggled. Yuna, Baralai and Lenne came down a few minutes later. Yuna went to Tidus's table and rubbed the back of his head. Lenne pulled an apple out from the buffet table and Shuyin sat down heavily in a chair next to Tidus. Baralai seemingly disappeared after that. Rikku sat down with them and Lenne joined them soon after with a cup of apple juice.
"I don't think I can stand driving in those cars much longer." Lenne said, biting into her apple. Rikku nodded in agreement.
"I think I've developed claustrophobia." Shuyin said.
"I've got philematophobia and philophobia…" Rikku mumbled. Yuna giggled, being the only other person who knew what those meant. Everyone else stared blankly at Rikku for a few minutes until Tidus piqued up,
"Huh?"
"It's the fear of kissing and the fear of falling in love." Yuna said. Rikku sighed and put her head on the table.
"And amaxophobia… fear of riding in cars…" she said. She had once had an obsession of memorizing over fifty phobias. She found it very funny to be able to tell people what they were afraid of. "Betcha Gippal's got genophobia… or gynephobia…" she added with a smirk. It was a joke that no one else got. (Genophobia fear of sex, Gynephobia fear of women)
"How do you know these things?" Shuyin asked. Rikku shrugged.
"I'm scared of not being perfect… what's that?" Lenne asked. Rikku thought for a minute.
"Umm… atelophobia." She replied. "You know what? I think we should go to Disney world." She said.
"Huh? But Rikku, we were just in California! We could've gone then." Yuna said.
"I know. I want to go to the one in Orlando. I want to go on a plane!" Rikku said. Gippal entered the room with a very scared expression.
"Whad I miss…?" he asked, looking around in a paranoid way.
"We're going to Disney world!" Rikku said excitedly. Gippal's frightened expression disappeared.
"No way… that stupid place?" he asked.
"What are you talking about? Disney's awesome!" Rikku said, glaring at him.
"Nuh uh. They don't have any good roller coasters!" Gippal said.
"They've got Space Mountain and the Rockin' Roller Coaster!"
"That's it."
"So? They've got that alien ride… that's scary!"
"Not anymore. It's all… Lilo and Stitch-ified now." Tidus said. Rikku growled.
"Aliens! They're the same whether it's Stitch or not!" she said, banging her fists on the table. Lenne finished her apple and tossed it in the trash.
"Well I'm all for it." She said with a grin. Rikku whooped and jumped up and down.
"C'mon guys! It's better than just driving around and doing nothing!" she said. Yuna thought for a moment.
"All in favor of going to the happiest place on earth raise your hand." She said. She, Rikku, Lenne, Tidus and Shuyin raised their hands. "And I'm sure Paine would love to go if she were here. And so would Lai." Yuna stated. Everyone looked at Gippal, who was absentmindedly cracking his knuckles. He looked up at them after he finished.
"You can either stay here or come with us to Disney." Rikku said with a smile. Gippal sighed.
"Alright, alright, I'll go." He said.
"Yes! We are going to Disney World!" Rikku said.
The next day, they were all sitting in the plane listening to their iPods, reading books, annoying Rikku etc. They got to the airport in Orlando and found their bags. They got on a bus which took them to Disney world and told everyone that they would be stopping at all the hotels to drop off the passengers. Everyone froze at the sentence.
"Do we have reservations for a hotel?" Baralai asked hesitantly.
"Do you think anyone would remember to? These things are usually planned months in advance! We planned hours in advance." Shuyin said. Rikku sighed and dropped her head to her knees. Of course this happens on her summer vacation.
They eventually got off at the Polynesian resort. (I stayed there last time. It was pretty cool!) Lenne trudged over to the front desk purposefully. They had decided that her commanding presence would hypnotize the front desk to give them two rooms.
"Hello! We've come for our rooms here." Lenne said.
"Okay… your last name please?"
"Law!" Lenne said quickly. The lady gave her an odd look but typed it into her computer.
"Uh… you're not with Mr. Law are you?" she asked. Lenne thought a moment.
"Yes we are." She said bravely. Rikku marveled at her ability to keep cool when she had no idea who 'Mr. Law' was.
"Okay, well he's left for the film set already, so I can't let you into his suite until he gets back." She said regretfully. Rikku jumped as Gippal yelled something from next to her.
"Prenderme più cibo! Correre, ha corso, ha corso!" he yelled. (Don't go translating this… I'll do it for you at the end.) Rikku looked up to see him wearing black sunglasses and looking at Lenne. Lenne looked at him with a confused expression.
"Um… Sì il signore. La destra lontano signore. I ballerini di asta vengono presto." She responded. "Ma'am I really have to get up there before my boss starts to rip my hair out." She said urgently to the lady.
"Oh, here is Mr. Law. MR. LAW! Sir! Ahem JUDE!" The lady called. Rikku spun around in time to see none other then… the Jude Law. She squeaked as he passed by her, and he grinned at her as he went. Her mouth was hanging out with a huge smile until Gippal reached over and curtly closed her mouth. She started hopping up and down on the spot.
"Mr. Law, these people say they are with you, I just wanted to verify this before I let them up to you room." The woman at the front desk said.
"Uhh… shit!" Lenne said, picking up her bag and putting on her sunglasses. "Look at that time, gotta fly, I have to be at Six Flags in five minutes, TOODLES!" she said, running over to the group. "Let's go!" she squeaked to the group. They all rushed after her. Gippal spun around and saluted Jude Law and the front desk.
"Ciao!" he said in a flirtatious tone, slinging his bag over his shoulder and following behind the group at a slow walk.
When they were all outside the hotel, they started laughing hysterically.
"What the hell Gippal?!" Lenne said once she could speak. He shrugged.
"It was something I knew. Somehow…" he said. "So what now?"
"Guess we're sleeping under the stars tonight." Rikku said, pulling out an extra blanket she had been carrying around and bundling it up so it looked like one very long pillow. Everyone laid down on it and stared up at the sky.
"This is the best summer ever." Yuna stated. Everyone nodded in agreement.
Okay, so, those translations.
Gippal said: "Get me more food! Run, run, run!"
And Lenne said: "Yes sir. Right away sir. The pole dancers are coming soon." Or something along those lines. Don't ask how Lenne and Gippal know how to say these random things in Italian, I have no idea either. They're just naturally talented I guess. Anyway, sayonara! (That's Japanese :D)
