Hollyleaf- What's f**kin happening, ! Today we're with Bluestar and Oakheart! I have a very important message to everyone. We will no longer be answering questions for guests not on the show. Deal with it, b**chs..
Oakheart- O.o
Hollyleaf- Moving f**king on! Our first question is for Bluestar and Oakheart from Leopardtalon cat 'How did you fall in love in one night?'
Bluestar- We were already making out before that!
Oakheart- What she said!
Hollyleaf- Oookay. For Bluestar from XxFantasyxLovexX 'Why does Mosskit have gender issues?'
Bluestar- *is holding Mosskit in her lap* I can't believe Erin did that to her! She was thought to be male for much too long!
Hollyleaf- Next question is also from XxFantasyxLovexX 'When Crookedkit "fell" at Sunningrocks, were you the one that pushed him?'
Oakheart- Um…No, I am a snake charmer and I charmed an adder to freak him out, thus sending him flying into he rocks.
Hollyleaf- Alright. For Bluestar from Lightheart 'Why did you and Oakheart fall in love?'
Bluestar- B**ch! I got set on a blind date by Crookeda**!
Hollyleaf- Whoa! Moving f**king on! 'Has Scourge murdered anyone yet?'
Hollyleaf- Why the f**k does everyone rely on ME, of all people, for gossip! Go hug a tree, f**kn hippie Dappleday!
HP and WC Fan- That's not very nice, Hollyleaf.
Hollyleaf- Yeah, well, killing Ashfur wasn't very nice either.
Firestar- You did what , now?
Hollyleaf- Nothing! Also from Dappleday, 'Bluestar, what's our favorite thing about Oakheart?'
Bluestar- Well, he's charming, and is extremely careless with spray paint and matches.
Oakheart- I told you before, Mistykit was lighting a candle for Mosskit's funeral and Stonekit was helping me paint her coffin!
Hollyleaf- Not. Scourge!!
Scourge/Director- Do you want your latte?
Hollyleaf- Yes and I also want a mouse cupcake with catnip sprinkles from Barley's Baking Barn.
Scourge/Director- Okay.
Scourge/Director- Here's your latte and the cupcake.
Hollyleaf- Thank you.
Oakheart- I WANNA ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPICINO!!!!
Everybody- *stares at him*
Oakheart- *shifts uncomfortably* What? Just because male models drink it doesn't mean its gay.
Firestar- NO STEALY MY ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPICINO!!!! *throws one at him*
Oakheart- Their mine!
*they fight, and Oakheart is lying on the floor*
Bluestar- Is he dead?
Hollyleaf- I dunno, poke him!
Bluestar- *carefully pokes him with a stick*
Jayfeather- NO!!! MY STICKY!!! *grabs it then sleeps with it*
12 minutes later
Jayfeather- Rock lied! *feeds the stick to a beaver*
Hollyleaf- Put a banana in your ear
Jayfeather- A banana in my ear?
Hollyleaf- Stick a ripe banana, right into your favorite ear. It's true.
Jayfeather- Not true.
Hollyleaf- So true.
Oakheart- SHUT THE F**K UP!!
Pause
Hollyleaf- I thought you were dead…
