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Welcome to the Rant.

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The scene opens up in the Talk Space, with Missy black hair extensions & neon pink highlights, (Rawr.) looking like a raccoon with her eyeliner, is sitting there randomly cussing into the thin air because she has been told to by the Internet! Jette has bumped up her hair & put in aqua highlights to emo-fy it. They are both wearing neon skinny jeans & tight, pre-destroyed band t-shirts on. Jette is making a grilled chicken sandwich. Sizzle.

Missy: "Failure!" Missy recently acquired a random English accent, so try to think this in an English accent. Unless you already do. Fail.

Jette: "Hello, & Welcome to THE FAIL MOVIE RANTING. PART II!"

M: "It has come to my attention that the teaser trailer has nothing to do with the movie. It's a little boy in pajamas twirling a stick around and dancing while trying to blow out candles. (which Hallroo cannot afford.)"

J: "It was a lot of flipping around, & nothing much happened. All anyone did in this movie is flip around trying to appear to be (meepmeepmeep) bending, but are just producing small, unimpressive product. To steal from PopRox, it would have been easier just to pick up some rocks & chuck em." (Takes polite bite of sandwich.)

M: "It must be brought to the general attention that the teaser trailer was never even in the mooovie. It was made most likely to be a little epic charade (does that even make sense?) or possibly was too lame to be in the film."

J: 'Finishes sandwich; uncorks bottle of fruit punch' "Alright, lets move on from the great failure this trailer-type thing was. Let's talk about our fiery childs in the Fire Nation, Eeerow, & Zuko. Or the fail movie version, Zuco." FAAAAIL!

M: "So, was I the only one waiting for Zuko to rip Katara's necklace of her little watery destinized neck after he so rudely beat her up which is frowned upon in most societies. I mean, it's so obvious that was when he was supposed to take it. Eerow probably wrote on a pink Post-It-Note: To-do: Eat, drink tea, style hair (normally, not emo-ly) (you'll scare girls with that craziness), and steal Katara's mother's necklace. But Zuco probably was too busy emo-fying his hair and not eating to steal it."

J: "He should have stolen her necklace after the business with Chinese five-year-old Hallroo."

M: "Too bad!"

J: 'googles Katara's necklace, & after ordering one from Hot Topic, shows Missy the Avatar Wiki page'

M: "EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!"

J: "Let's move onto...lava lamps. Wait, SID! DID YOU MESS WITH THE AGENDA LIST?"

Sid The SlothBoy: 'appears out of the shadowy darkness, in a flourescently lit room' "Yes."

J: "Well, let's find something else to talk about...what type of emo is Zuko/Zuco?"

M: "Reader input is appreciated. Anyhow, we were watching these total poser-run emo classification videos, and we want to know: What type of emo is Zuko? Screamo emo? Skater emo? Goth emo? MySpace narcassist? Fat emos that hang out at McDonalds? Or a poser emo?"

J: "I know a fat, poser emo. She's also a drug addict. So do not follow in her footsteps. Also, there is a plastic emo, but neither Zuko or this chick matches the description, since it is classified as a hot girl, & Zuko is obviously not a girl, & this person is neither hot & is questionable female."

M: "I bet Azula's a dog person! Kittens are too adorable for her."

J: "Alright, well was I the only one who thought this Ung person was a terrible actor?"

M: "I thought he had bad...lines fed to his innocent little mouth."

J: "BOTH!"

Sid: "HI!" 'meows'

J: 'pounces Sid' " My friend HOSIAH thought UNG was impressive. HOSIAH is a terrible critic! He displayed NO emotion correctly without being weird! He had NO idea how to say anything! He was too emo to be happy, to busy lengthening his eyelashes! He-"

M: I am going to cut you off! "His eyelashes were already really long! & his SHOES!"

J: "... He also did not know how to bow. He did this weird ballet pose like he was going to summon a bull!"

M: "Espana! Also Zuco' little escape boat was quite fancy, and I saw no barking seal or penguin sledding! FAIL!"

J: "Also Zhou-dog never stole Zuco's crew! & Eeerow pushed Zuco to get a girl more than in the series! I liked this improvement, but qhat?"

M: "Was the only person who noticed Zuco and Eerow discussing capturing Ung in front of an earth kingdom masseuse?"

S: "Hallroo likes talking to his masseuse!"

J: "Oh, & they forgot about Jun!"

M: "Jun is like a hot goth who's got it going on! She doesn't need a how to video on how to be 'on the scene' and how to say 'rad.'"

J: "I wonder how this shall affect the last fail movie...Jun will not be there to guide them to Eeerow's smelly feet. Well, at this point, the finale will practically have to be re-written anyway."

M: "Hey! Let's bring in TOPH!"

'Toph walks in'

J: "What? No! I was in charge of the special guests this week! I chose Sokka! & his fail clone, Jackson Raaaathbone!"

'Raaaathbone walks in. The REAL Sokka walks in & eyes Jackson. He attacks with his fail boomerang'

Sokka: "You can't be me, you rat-tailed vegetarian! & you're allergic to sarcasm!"

Toph: 'absent-mindedly pulls Sokka off Soca'

Jette: "So, Soca first, why exactly did you decide to play Sokka like such a failure?"

Soca: 'speaks with random Jasper Texas accent' "Well, you see, I was just so used to playing Jasper Cullen-Hale, & being all spaaarklay, playing a sarcastic Inuit was sounding difficult, so I just decided not to try."

Toph: "Boo."

Sokka: "You FAIL! You besmudged my name & changed it!"

J: "So did all the actors choose to do this?"

Soca: "No. A few were just terrible at acting. Like Catara."

Sokka: "FAAAAAIL!"

M: "Soooooo, which one of you sent Toph a secret love letter?"

Soca, Sokka, & Toph: "QHAT?"

M: "That's right, I knooow one of you did!"

Toph: "I hate you."

J: "Actually, I was thinking about bringing Teo in to talk about how fail it is his home was reduced to a creepy old guy who turned Ung in & carried random knives & money around, & he said something about that."

Toph: 'blushes'

Soca: "Omg! Toph has...feelings?" spoken with an English-Texan accent'

Sokka: Oh my god! You DO have a personality!"

Toph: "Wanna say that to my face, PRETTY BOY?"

Soca: "How do YOU know what I look like?"

'Toph attacks Soca, the REAL Sokka puts Slothboy on his shoulder & waves a lighter around'

M: "SOKKA! This isn't a concert! It's a wrestling match!"

J: "Alright, well Toph, how do you think your character should be portrayed & how it will actually turn out?"

M: "Because it's two entirly different things!"

J: "By the way, we already named your fail character Taffy."

Soca: "Laaaffy Taaaaffy!"

Toph: "Grr! I eat rocks for breakfast!"

M: "So!"

Toph: "Well I think I should be hot for one, have spunky blonde hair, and glowing red eyes."

Sokka: "Do you know what colors look like?"

Soca: "Yeah, are you blind?"

Toph: "Let me think about that...YES! Idiot! Anyhow, I'll probably be some little girl with puffy black hair, hazel eyes, and pom poms in my hair. I'd look absolutely ludicrous!"

All: "Yeah..."

'Teo walks, wheels in'

Toph: "TEO!"

Teo: "Hiya!"

M: "Hi you're weird!"

'Toph throws herself into Teo's lap & they hotrod out of the place while Missy runs after them screaming & shaking her fist'

M: "Come back here you *bleepers* you rad little lovers! I bet you're headed to the scene, aren't you *bleepers* ? *BLEEP*!"

J: 'is still sitting & sipping tea/fruit punch nonchalantly' "Yes, EmoWorldTV. com told us we must curse regularily. *bleep* "

Soca & Sokka: 'too afraid of Missy & Jette to move, let alone speak'

Sid The Sloth: "MySpace!"

M: "*Bleep* it! They got away! *Bleep* that's so unrad!"

J: "I think we're out of time. Thank you for watching this two-part installment of

THE FAIL MOVIE RANTING PART II.

& please join us again for

THE EPICALLY FAILING EARTH KINGDOM PART."

*We love all types of people, we don't discriminate against any stereotypes, it's just all meant to be for fun, so don't hate! Thanks! *We don't hate websites or actors either! *& we don't own Avatar! *To all: Or DO we?

-The Meep Beep Song belongs to tophrocker. Who is a musical genius! Obviously...

& this is Jette. I am an amazing cooker of chicken sandwiches & fruit punch/tea combinations.

& we are the Sokkas!

FAIL!